anything. "This is what I get for
finding a stranger in the Alps!" All
the kobolds sighed and left to see
one of their favorite films - "Fiding Nemo".
Actually, it's 'Frying Nemo". Kobolds like fish.
But unfortunately, fire is no friend of
the puny, flammable Kobold race, who are
notorious for their love of Barney and
roasting said Barney alive on a spit.
Over in the Duchy of Urnst, Mordenkainen
slapped Bigby with his own fist spell,
then blasted some kobolds for good measure.
Little did he know that she knew
that he just knew that she knew
that knowing he knew she knew would
I is baaaaaaack! And annoying folks again!!!
cause ignorance and calamity to reign supreme.
Mordenkainen rose from his wooden chair and
belched mightily, scratching himself lazily as he
called upon the wretched denizens of several
messageboards, including Paizo. Then the skiurid attacked
, but being only four inches tall, it
resembled a kobold hiding behind momma's skirt.
Mordenkainen grabbed the tiny skiurid by its
kneecaps and began to shake it vigorously.
"Why are you here?", he demanded as
other two words were never spoken, as
Aberzombie lost track of exactly which thread
Mordenkainen had feebleminded him from. Aberzombie cursed
the sunlight, all kobolds, and Drunken Nomad
Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mordenkainen strode
forth to "seize the day" (and a
better euphemism than "seize the day" referring
to something inexplicable). Tenser decided that he
had better arrange all his coins into
mystic geometric patterns, all the better to
be able to buy ice cream faster
and protect the world from those pesky
pickpockets in Florida. Melf laughed as Tensor
accidentally dropped the coins, completely ruining the
day for Iuz, who had been looking
for a buffalo nickel and thought Tenser
might have one somewhere within the labyrinth
in his pockets. This 'mini-maze' was
an extradimensional space that held entire holding
things. Melf nearly lost it when the
special $20 glod coin nearly slipped from
Tenser's wrinkled hand and quickly moved to
block the slot into which the coin
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