they carried with them in their stainless
steel suitcases the purest driven snow. Everyone
thought this was a wonderful idea, as
anyone can get non-driven snow. The purity
of the snow was achieved by using
breakthru procedures developed in Thailand and stolen
highly trained bionic chimps controlled by implanted
R/C helicopter parts sorted each individual flake
of fish food into tiny foil packets
distributing and marking them for individual sale.
The drunken nomad had wandered in from
the Grey Wastes and was very thirsty
; voice cracking, he demanded twelve boilermakers and
when they brought them with staws, he
bytchslapped the waitress, and shot the bartender
and said, "I don't have lips. HOW
THE HELL AM I GONNA DRINK THESE
WITH A FRAGGING STRAW, YOU MONKEY BUTT
! I SHOULD GHNAAAahhhh..." as the revenant bartender
took his vengeance against the fell wanton
hobo by choke-slamming his cadaverous body and
kneeing him in his shriveled testicles, time
stood still as the nomad laughed and
laughed until the cows came home. Beyond
the city limits tasered monkeys danced for
the piper before he led them into
lower Queens. The smell of booze and
greasy stir-fry attracted a crowd of hungry
llamas, the kind who show up every
time a Neil Young concert comes to
Oregon. Who could have know they would
all be under cover police officers? They
pulled their concealed-permit billyclubs and bumrushed the
show, right in front of the cameras.
potheads were beaten to the ground. Seven
falsetto-voiced gnolls spontaneously started singing their favourite
gangsta rap songs, as the beatdown went
awry. The horror! The horror! Blood ran
through tubes, collecting in vats where vampiric
albino geckos ducked and bobbed to avoid
the big mutant leeches that craved the
geckos fecal matter, which they harvest all
the time; the leeches' hunger for gecko
blood was insatiable; it was a dismal
sustitute for Alpo GeckoTreatz, the sweet morsels
the vampires usually sucked marrow out of.
Sadly nobody stocks Alpo GeckoTreatz anymore because
that video with the CEO buying sex
from an awakened dire orangutan was just
the icing on the cake, following the
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