The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[drunken_nomad]

front row seats to "Mama Mia", which

[Heathansson]

he had to buy from a scalper.

[drunken_nomad]

The scalper got mugged during the transaction,

[Heathansson]

and had to be put in traction,

[drunken_nomad]

though only adding to them a fraction

[Tobus Neth]

so as to not be to greedy

[Heathansson]

and, thus, within a dull, stale, tired

[Aberzombie]

coffee house in the heart of Paris

[Heathansson]

with Johnny Depp and five other boring

[Aberzombie]

celebrities who enjoyed working with Tim Burton.

[Heathansson]

That one googly eyed girl, with the

[Aberzombie]

funny walk and hair that looked like

[Heathansson]

straw, well that girl was not there.

[Tobus Neth]

She was in Japan filming her new

[Heathansson]

infomercial for Hello Kitty products. When Jimmy

[Tobus Neth]

Hendrix ghost appeared and spoke of a

[Heathansson]

Hello Kitty Fender Strat, it was totally

[Tobus Neth]

awesome for it was purple. Hendrix laid

[Heathansson]

down a few riffs, blew up some

[Tobus Neth]

big ass amps and took off. Later

[Heathansson]

Jim Morrison showed up, also posthumously, and

[Kobold Catgirl]

Was subsequently murdered by the evil frog!

[Tobus Neth]

The frog is wide, seven miles wide

[Heathansson]

and covered with barbed wire. He has

[Vattnisse]

strangely rainbow-hued butterfly wings and wears tight

[Heathansson]

black leather, like some kind of a

[drunken_nomad]

Meat Loaf wannabe. The frog urped up

[Heathansson]

Tyler Durden, who said, "you don't know

[Heathansson]

where I've been!!!" It was really shocking.

[drunken_nomad]

Tyler talked on and on about khakis

[Heathansson]

and selling soap to orcs, and then

[drunken_nomad]

punched the frog into orbit. Smiling, he

[Vattnisse]

explained to the shocked onlookers that the

[Heathansson]

Mona Lisa was falling apart, and that

[zylphryx]

he was out of chapstick. An onlooker

[Vattnisse]

nodded sagely. "That makes perfect sense", he

[drunken_nomad]

then transmogrified into a Skrull with flaming

[zylphryx]

eyebrows. The crowd gasped in horror as

[Heathansson]

Jessica Alba's head emerged from the Skrull's

[drunken_nomad]

"Sin City" memorabilia collection, floating on air!

[Tobus Neth]

She danced naked for the gathered crowd!.

[The Crowd]

And of course the crowd went wild.

[Kruelaid]

Having seen Alba naked many times on

[Tobus Neth]

CNN's Naked News. She had been down

[zylphryx]

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damn censors! They

[Kruelaid]

watched the recordings until their eyes bled

[zylphryx]

green blood typical of alien overlords, which

[Kruelaid]

was strange because they weren't alien overlords.

[Tobus Neth]

but lawyers from WOTC. They had plans

[Kruelaid]

tattooed on the backs of dead hookers