The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Vattnisse]

he hadn't used eldritch wizardry to clean

[Aberzombie]

his bathroom, because the excess arcane energy

[Lady Aurora]

had left a ring around the tub

[Aberzombie]

and changed the mirror into a portal

[zylphryx]

to Cleveland. Opus screamed in terror, flapping

[Vattnisse]

his non-functional wings, but it was futile:

[Tobus Neth]

Into the portal he was pulled, magical

[PocoLoco]

energies all around him. He cursed at

[zylphryx]

the Clevelander upon whom he landed with

[Tobus Neth]

into a giant catus bush, with big

[Lady Aurora]

piercing spines. "Sorry, dude," he croaked, "I

[Vattnisse]

didn't really anticipate this". "Nobody anticipates Cleveland

[zylphryx]

", replied the perforated Clevelander, pulling a particularly

[PocoLoco]

large guitar from his jacket. He started

[Vattnisse]

strumming the opening chords of the classic

[Heathansson]

"Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison. C.C.

[Vattnisse]

Deville (pronounced "devil"), the song's satanic composer

[Tobus Neth]

was a cult member since his birth

[Lady Aurora]

, but didn't really like to talk about

[Heathansson]

the weather; it was boring, it was

[Vattnisse]

obvious, and, worst of all, it was

[Heathansson]

totally out of character to care about

[Vattnisse]

the weather - instead, he was supposed to

[Heathansson]

talk about things to eat, like crawdads

[Kruelaid]

, chitlins, mu gu gai pan and babies.

[Heathansson]

When the moon rose on the next

[Aberzombie]

night, it shed lunacy inducing light upon

[Heathansson]

the Children of C'thulhu who gathered to

[Vattnisse]

witness Deville's feats of guitar proficiency. Howling

[Heathansson]

mad Murdock was there, along with the

[Tobus Neth]

Screaming demons of Soulcat five and Faith

[Heathansson]

Hill, to perform a benefit concert for

[Kruelaid]

for exiled dictators and indicted CEO's. Everybody

[Aberzombie]

enjoyed the concert, until Paris Hilton showed

[Tobus Neth]

up all drunk and slutty. Even Juiblex

[Vattnisse]

was disgusted by this display of brazen

[Heathansson]

skankdom. He hadn't seen a more vulgar

[Dirk Gently]

display since a drunken Lolth tried seducing

[Heathansson]

Sandra Bullock on the set of Judge

[Tobus Neth]

Reinhold movie "Lesbians and Dynomite". Rumors swirled

[Heathansson]

that Jimmy Walker was going to be

[Celestial Healer]

surgically transformed into a woman in order

[Heathansson]

to revive his career. He was on

[Vattnisse]

distilled pixie dust when he suggested it

[Heathansson]

and promptly flew to Sweden, even though

[Vattnisse]

snorting anything is illegal there; upon arrival,

[Heathansson]

he immediately decided to go see the

[Tegan]

Swiss Miss hot cocoa factory hoping for

[Heathansson]

free samples. Little did he know that

[Vattnisse]

bugbears had infiltrated the cocoa distillery alongside