and every other creature, except
gelatinous cubes. Those things EXPLODED
when dipped in salt. YUM!
an ochre jelly, which can
squeeze into 1 inch cracks
pieces of paper with writing
describing mice, or even photoshopped
while she holds stacks of
Maxim magazines open to the
revealing scandolous stories made up
by mice, or even rats!
One of the stories went
a little something like this:
Dear Editor,
My husband has
hoarded all the Cheddar! Who
could have guessed that he
would choose cheese o'er me?
to withhold gouda on anniversaries.
And I feel like Marge!
Signed,
Gretel
The editor's reply
point. "Get Bent!" it read,
everyone got outta the way!
and read a Conan book
out the bartender with a
... I just wanted a Pepsi!"
the special of the day." Doris
legally changed her name to