The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

than any beanstalk mountains ever

[Kruelaid]

And he ate a lot

[Tobus Neth]

pork sausage and beans and

[drunken_nomad]

mudbugs with creole seasoning. Later

[Tobus Neth]

that night a wandering band

[office_ninja]

of creole barbarian warblades sang

[Aberzombie]

"I left my axe in

[Vattnisse]

the back of a goblin

[Aberzombie]

raider", a popular ditty that

[drunken_nomad]

got Jackson Square all aflutter.

[Aberzombie]

Speaking of flutterers, did anyone

[Heathansson]

see when I shot that

[Oldman Red Banjo Hatmoonshins]

Kolbuld Kleavars inhis ass witif

Ayup!

[Oldman Red Banjo Hatmoonshins]

mya dubble baaril shotsguns ayup!

[Vattnisse]

"'Fraid not", answered the grizzled

[Kruelaid]

lipo-vac operator named Brock.

[Aberzombie]

This was reminiscent of the

[Kruelaid]

time I met my aunt

[Aberzombie]

on a whirlwind tour of

[office_ninja]

famous brothels of the Andes.

[Heathansson]

She was wearing a woolen

[drunken_nomad]

cocoon with a buttoned trapdoor

[office_ninja]

fanny hatch, in case she

[Aberzombie]

felt the need to compile

[Kruelaid]

a record of her PILES

[Aberzombie]

along with a tally of

[Kruelaid]

her monthly fart gas volume

[drunken_nomad]

The Andes Brothelkeeper Commission wept

[Aberzombie]

openly upon discovering the true

[Kruelaid]

impact of internet porn on

[Aberzombie]

the developing minds of chimpanzees.

[David Wickham]

It has caused them to

[Aberzombie]

randomly spout Shakesperean gibberish at

[Kruelaid]

the tonsured labia of young

[David Wickham]

women who enjoyed the company

[Kruelaid]

of Long Dong Silver. How

[David Wickham]

ever Kruelaid never got invited

[Aberzombie]

so he raged like a

[David Wickham]

person who rages alot. The

[drunken_nomad]

spittle flew and tides changed

[Aberzombie]

in ways unimaginable to the

[office_ninja]

tide-uninitiated. Flummoxed, the tour guide

[David Wickham]

said this was 'normal' while

[Aberzombie]

secretly preparing for the worst.

[Kruelaid]

Kruelaid popped his boils on

[drunken_nomad]

Zhamar, sitting next to him

[Aberzombie]

on the bus with Keanu

[office_ninja]

"the whoamaster" Bigby. Acting wasn't

[Aberzombie]

nearly as important as looking

[Heathansson]

good when you eat your