The Five Word Game!

[drunken_nomad]

Saint Wally's Knickknack Bonzo Band

[Heathansson]

with guest singer Splinterwaif Zappa

[Vattnisse]

(the most normally named Zappa)

[Heathansson]

and Lei Kung, Duke of

[Vattnisse]

Thunder, on the bass. His

[Heathansson]

50 minute bass solo started

[Kruelaid]

seizures among the audience and

[Heathansson]

blood to come gushing out

[Kruelaid]

of their mis-used orifices. The

[Heathansson]

Duck of Death was going

[AWED]

toward the hallway with the

[Heathansson]

CR 11 pendulum scythe trap

[office_ninja]

loaded, but he had uncanny

[Heathansson]

X-men skills learned from the

[office_ninja]

annals of basement-confined fanboydom. Also,

[Heathansson]

the final eclipse, predicted by

[Vattnisse]

Negrodamus, did not quite turn

[office_ninja]

the sky black -- more teal,

[Vattnisse]

with bluish highlights and luminescent

[Heathansson]

swirly patterns like that picture

[Magikcat]

with that screaming guy and

[AWED]

mona lisa looking like she

[Magikcat]

just swallowed a live thoqqua.

[office_ninja]

"Mmmm.... burny.", she cooed. Molten

[Heathansson]

sizzling fluid sluiced from the

[Sir Kaikillah]

the bottom jaw of a

[Heathansson]

donkey being used to wreak

[Magikcat]

multiple flower-planting projects across the

[Vattnisse]

Far Realm. "Excellent - this makes

[Sir Kaikillah]

great dinner conversation with friends"

[Kruelaid]

the smurf auditor remarked excitedly.

[Kruelaid]

The jaw-less donkey was displeased

[Steve Greer]

, braying, "Oooo. Eeee. Oooo. Aw-Aw!"

[Vattnisse]

"G&&~&~mit!", yelled Old MacDonald. "Who

[office_ninja]

has been feeding Bessie thoqquas?!!!"

[Sir Kaikillah]

oozing with delicious hot lava.

[Heathansson]

Sammy the Leucrotta Sexton was

[office_ninja]

feelin' his oats, if you

[Sir Kaikillah]

know what i mean hehe.

[Vattnisse]

This was due to a

[office_ninja]

giant fiendish oyster. STAND BACK,

[Vattnisse]

", warned the oyster farmer. "This

[Magikcat]

baby can skeletonize an entire

[Sir Kaikillah]

brigade of fire breathing nerfs

[drunken_nomad]

in less than twelve parsecs

[Kruelaid]

provided you can see them.

[office_ninja]

And from 12 parsecs away,

[Sir Kaikillah]

you must have good darkvision

[Heathansson]

because peering up black holes

[Vattnisse]

tends to burn out those