The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

on his fingers, which he

[Vattnisse]

had grafted onto his trotters

[drunken_nomad]

by good old Dr Giggles,

[office_ninja]

fleshwarper, scholar and all-around raconteur.

[Celestial Healer]

His fingers were useless for

[office_ninja]

becoming a flautist, pianist, or

[Celestial Healer]

court stenographer, but he used

[Vattnisse]

a temp agency to take

[office_ninja]

his bar exam. "Your Honor",

[Vattnisse]

said the pig substitute, "obviously

[drunken_nomad]

you could use a drink,

[office_ninja]

so I'll be brief. I

[Larry Lichman]

am your father." With that,

[Aberzombie]

the judge declared the pig

[office_ninja]

Best Dad in the World.

[Vattnisse]

However, evil lawyers immediately objected

[office_ninja]

on grounds of possible shenanigans

[Heathansson]

and were overruled by Poppa

[Vattnisse]

Povich, a noted paternity expert.

[Heathansson]

"Objection," cried the Honorable Mr.

[Vattnisse]

Cochran. "If Chewbacca lives on

[drunken_nomad]

cheeseburgers and cherrycoke, then my

[Vy-Dann]

new weight loss program will

[Aberzombie]

undoubtedly cause him to vomit

[Heathansson]

as he attempts to run

[FlashMan]

up my credit card bills

[office_ninja]

and make himself pretty." "Sustained",

[Celestial Healer]

the judged hollared drunkenly, "I

[Aubrey the Malformed]

wanna boogie! I wanna boogie!

[office_ninja]

Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit."

[Vattnisse]

Without warning, the judge then

[Heathansson]

threw a book at him

[office_ninja]

which exploded in a ball

[Heathansson]

like a madman's pinata feverdream

[office_ninja]

caught in a fiery blender.

[Heathansson]

"Spin, damn you frollicksome Pinata,

[office_ninja]

and give daddy some CAN-day!!!"

[Heathansson]

said the strangely purple smurf:

[Celestial Healer]

he had already drunk four

[Heathansson]

wimpy celestials under the table

[office_ninja]

and peed on their halos.

[Vattnisse]

However, a dark-garbed stranger challenged

[office_ninja]

the inebriated smurf to a

[Vattnisse]

thumb-wrestling contest, confident in his

[Vy-Dann]

druid-like green thumb class ability

[Vattnisse]

, which enabled him to channel

[Celestial Healer]

the spirit of Courtney Love

[Heathansson]

and espirit of courtly love

[Celestial Healer]

to bring pwnage upon the

[Vattnisse]

dead and the living alike.