The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

giant's two heads were too

[Heathansson]

large, causing the space shuttle

[Aberzombie]

to spiral out of control

[Heathansson]

and into that Farscape show.

[office_ninja]

"Great balls of `splode!", cried

[drunken_nomad]

Twiki to Muffit the daggit

[Aberzombie]

as the shuttle careened into

[Heathansson]

Captain Adama's Winnebago Ship: "The

[office_ninja]

bastards have a Lite Brite!"

[Heathansson]

The resulting explosion caused a

[Vattnisse]

tear in reality's fabric, as

[Heathansson]

the cosmic sewing machine was

[Vattnisse]

sabotaged by intergalactic anarchist githyanki

[Heathansson]

who don't give a damn

[Vattnisse]

about cuts or fabrics. Instead,

[Heathansson]

they want entropy by the

[Vattnisse]

old-school way of blowing up

[Heathansson]

the big baloon that is

[Vattnisse]

anchored in the Abyss' lowest

[Larry Lichman]

level hidden under Prince Orcus'

[Heathansson]

purple motorcycle. Dig if you

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

want to find Jimmy Hoffa.

[Vattnisse]

These days, Jimmy is sorta

[drunken_nomad]

hard to understand, with his

[Aberzombie]

decayed vocal cords, and poor

[office_ninja]

undead brain functions. His subtype

[Vattnisse]

has become difficult to determine:

[Larry Lichman]

part rotted corpse and part

[office_ninja]

aberration with sixteen templates. Dang,

[Vattnisse]

it was the multi-headed, oozy

[office_ninja]

fiendish celestial deathtouched half-illithid umbral

[Heathansson]

aquatic, urban, titanic, legendary, desert,

[Vattnisse]

, half-troll, insectile, feral and mummified

[Heathansson]

half dragon; whose name was

[drunken_nomad]

Irr, and he came to

[Celestial Healer]

meet girls on the Prime

[Vattnisse]

Material Plane with his buddy

[drunken_nomad]

"Mister Monkey", a trained chimpanzee

[Vattnisse]

who had the ability to

[Heathansson]

lay golden eggs. Curious, George

[Vattnisse]

seized the egg-laying chimp and

[Heathansson]

took him to the Ministry

[Vattnisse]

of Truth to determine how

[Heathansson]

the eggs were gilded when

[Vattnisse]

they emerged; could it be

[Heathansson]

that the creature had glands

[drunken_nomad]

of Midas touch fiendishly grafted

[Aberzombie]

by a succubus plastic surgeon

[Larry Lichman]

with hands of gold and

[Aberzombie]

a winning smile, who also