The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

However, the gingerzombies were not

[Heathansson]

scared of the dretch at

[office_ninja]

their feet. "Man, it's wee.",

[Heathansson]

said Ginger Grant, the first

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

gingerzombie to confront the sniveling

[Heathansson]

dretch as it screeched, horrified

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

at Ginger's poor word use.

[Heathansson]

Ginger Rogers, who was stepping

[Vattnisse]

out of a gilded coffin,

[Heathansson]

raised one eldritch finger and

[R-type]

lubricated it, proceeding to slide

[Heathansson]

it into the trembling dretche's

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moist and demonic yet fruity

[Heathansson]

,in a tainted sort of

[Vattnisse]

way, left ear with great

[Heathansson]

force: Bigby's Wet Willy cast

[office_ninja]

defensively. Gross as it was,

[Heathansson]

it actually cleaned out the

[Aberzombie]

sinuses, and allowed for easier

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

casting of arcane (but not

[Aberzombie]

divine) spells of a nasal

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

and annoying nature, which caused

[Aberzombie]

unrest among the kleenex golems

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

of the Icewind Dale municipal

[Heathansson]

water management district, whose job

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

was to regulate the flow

[Vattnisse]

of both water and water-resemblant

[Heathansson]

Wonder Twins, who were known

[Vattnisse]

for their defiance of conventional

[Heathansson]

physics, but not comicbook stuff;

[drunken_nomad]

between you and me, they

[Aberzombie]

were very idiotic and should

[office_ninja]

be dwelled on any further.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Meanwhile, in the sewers of

[office_ninja]

his mind, JoBob the Creepy

[Aberzombie]

contemplated ways in which he

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

could explain the Champions rules

[Aberzombie]

to those who lacked the

[Heathansson]

ability to understand "the chant"

[Celestial Healer]

. This exercise in futility was

[Aberzombie]

made even more difficult by

[Vattnisse]

the obscure nature of his

[Aberzombie]

affliction, which caused him to

[Heathansson]

Bob his head to and

[Vattnisse]

forth, upsetting the delicate equilibrium

[Heathansson]

of the multiverse. Sea Monkeys

[Vattnisse]

, as divine beings of great

[Heathansson]

salty flavor, are good for

[Vattnisse]

adding chewy crunch to most

[TheRabidCow]

otherworldly made toasted snacks bought