a lonely old mountain demon's
storage warehouse where they were
having a regular shindig. Only
it was an irregular shindig
because leprechauns decided to crash
the par-tay and they began
to dance a mesmerizing jig
developed by Sean Connery during
his work on a Looney Toons
-themed military coup against the
Archduke of Fisticuffs and his
short, belligerent red-mustachioed generalissimo
Peter "the Pied Piper" Petrikov.
Connery's toupee was his secret
travel-sized artisan cheese plate,
container for secret messages to
her royal majesty, the Queen
of All Sandwiches, not to
Galadriel, as Scaramouche thought originally
, for she was considered too
"all that" for such shenanigans.
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, dancing on stage so regally
, she was an incredible Frankenfurter.
Galadriel's reviews as Rocky's creator
ruined Sylvester Stallone's acting career
, who did poorly as Eddie.
Barry, useless as always, tried
went right back to golfing
, hitting several thousand triple bogeys
with his new mentor named
Charles Barkley, Lord of All Dunks, who
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played golf by weird rules.
Sir Charles first ruler concerned
the amount of sandwiches on
the lava engorged crater found
inside of the left intestine
that worked at Hairy Larry's
good friends with a particular
subset of humanity - dancers who
left handed circle jerkers. Interestingly,
this bypassed the Starbucks security
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