Why do any of us exist?
Heavy.
We exist to play D&D and to post on Paizo... not rilly all thet "heavy"... thet's just ur hippie act gittin the better of ya
Ya mite wanna ease up there fer a bit afore ya do urself sum perminint damage...Beers anyone?
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Heck boys, we's got's arself one-a dem Ny-lists!Why does this thread still exist?
*sob*
:D
Iffin it ain't uh gown kilt may, it cain't do nary a dang but
mek mih strownkre.
Now thet's the wolf-man Ah know. Nun o' thait hippie talkin, jes plain-ole mangled American talkin. Ah lahks ya better whens ya don't maike no sense with yer talkin.
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Pains me ta say it, McArtie, but Ah'm gonna have to put ya down lahk a lame colt. Maht be theh hardest thang Ah'll ever hev ta do, but it's fer yer own good. Ya got a case o' theh hippie-eye-tus. Now stand real still whahl Ah aim.
Would I redeem myself in your eyes if I also pointed out my gun and knife collection?
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Would I redeem myself in your eyes if I also pointed out my gun and knife collection?
Depends on yer motorvashuns. Are ya collectin em so's ya can shoot n'stab stuff, or so's ya can keep em locked away from other folks? If'n its tha ladder, then yer just a gosh danged hippie, n'CH needs ta take aim. If'n its tha former, then thar's hope fer ya yet!
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Pains me ta say it, McArtie, but Ah'm gonna have to put ya down lahk a lame colt. Maht be theh hardest thang Ah'll ever hev ta do, but it's fer yer own good. Ya got a case o' theh hippie-eye-tus. Now stand real still whahl Ah aim.Would I redeem myself in your eyes if I also pointed out my gun and knife collection?
Sounds lahk a reaul hippie-killin arsenul. Ya maht be alrigh' but Ah's waitin ta see how ya answers the zombeh's questiun.
yep; somone gone and done dat no no and mentioned that bean replica of meat; ya'll can hav yur bean curd turkey ifns yall wanna, but Izgonna eat da real thing.
dat said,
have a beer on me (passes out more beer)
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grass is gettin greener
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time tuh burn I mean mow thu lawn aginn.
Ah don't bother no more. Too much truble mowin aroun mah kitchen appliance lawn ormanents. Dang naybors always complainin 'bout the long grass an' the rusted out fridjeratores get a shotgun shell in tha hayd fer thayr truble. If'n they don' lahk it, they ain't gotta look at it.
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Ah'm a'fixin' ta bye a new truck. Ah'm leanin' towards GMC. Any rekamendashuns?
Muh paw done bought hiself a GMC Sierra, bout a year or two ago, n'likes it a heap. Muh bruther got a Chevy Colorado a couple o'years back, n' he's real happy.
Whatever ya do, don't go buyin one o'them damn forin trucks! Them things ain't worth the plastic they's made of.
I recken it depends on what you want outada truck. Meaning fer sure whatcha gonna use it fer. You gonna haul stuff; just drive to work er try to look purty in da thing. I gots me lots of running buddies that gots themselves truck en r fraid of scratchin it; sheesh; what girly men. lots gots der trucks sprayed with some super truck liner and still are chicken men.
I suggest, being all lawful and all, dat you look at yer needs; lean at bit practikal like. Think about what size the tires are and how much it will cost you to replace them when they wear out, mine be darn expensive, but I kin afferd it. Open up the hoood and crawl under dat thing; can you do yer own oil changes er you gonna wus out n pay some other sucker your hard earned blood money. Some truck got them in gadfersaken places n r hard ta git to. You lookin at 4 wheel drive? do you need it; will you use it or you just trying to be big man on da block. That will affect yer insurance rate don't cha know. 4,6,r 8 cylinders, yep; dat be da thing; ifn you gonna haul stuff; trailer to the lake er whatnot; ye prolly want n 8; but driven an 8 ever day gonna big espensive; 4 lot cheaper; small body truck; easier to park; but aint got much gittup-n-go.
I prefer dem big Dodges meself; my family and extended family has always been partial to em and they dont dissappoint.
wow did I just sound like da old fart I am; guess bein all immortal like makes dem years way heavy on da mind; sheesh, am to damn practikal.
more beer everyone
*snap*
(a cool mug of everyone's favorite brew appears in their hand/paw/claw/appendage/whatever)
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Y'oughtta git one o' them high-bred cars from Jap-ann. Thay're better fer the en-vie-roe-ment 'n reduce arr dependence on forayn oil 'n they save ya...
Whuh? Whuh? Holy bananas! Ah done got possessed bah a hippie. Thay gots sum dirty tricks! Better not be thet wolf-man. Ah still dunno if Ah trust 'im.
Next tahm Ah start goin on lahk thet, ya'll gotta shoot me. Nuh matter how hard Ah protest, the hippies dun had a hold o' me.
Ah feel lahk ah need a bath now.
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Wut's them olt fashinty cars wit' th' angel strapped tuh thu hood? I walnts wunna dem.Thet angel wuz just a metal hood ore-nament. Folks know beautiful forms when thay sees em. Ah had one o' them pretty cars, but et got all banged up when Ah hit some werewolf fella on the sahd-walk.
That wiz wunnadem dawg-haided see-lestyul archons yuh dun hit, you mowron.