First one on the new page! Hah! :P
WOO HOO!!!!
Yall done hit the five hunnerd, HOT DAMN!!That be sweeter than a armadilla hit by a hunny truk! YEE HAW!!
WEll, about time to go out and corrupt the youth by takin me kid ta do some Trickin and Treatin;
*** hands Go-lem a Stout beer so he kin gain some weight ***
hehe lookit dem volleyballers usin a behold o lantern fer a ball.
Aint never seen a mole; dem golphers kin be havoc though; almost as fun as whack a rat on a hot day too.
Well, guess the undead gremlins that crawl outta that black hole at Piazo ate me last post; heck, ifn dey said trickertreat I would just game em a snickers; got pleanty o left overs
back to swilling topic beer and watchin da perverbial grass grow and ponderin life, da universe; and everything.
Who needs TV when I can my own version of CMT right here on the Paizo website! You boys know any good songs? We don't get much country or bluegrass up here, the stockbrokers tend to sue them out of town...
(Brushes a bit of lint off his ridiculously patterned orange and turqoise vest, and gives his silver toed snakeskin boots a quick polish)
Funny, the salesman at DKNY said I'd blend right in...
I prolly aint had enough beers to sing; but we got us nuff ere to have a decent japanamation sing-a-lawn, wazzat called, hmm, a katchatorie or Car-hee-okay or sum such. Lemme git out me fiddle and banjo; prolly got a washboard and a few empty jugs; gotta rozen up me bow and der might be a geetar and a armonica about.
ahem, grr grr, ahem; *drinks more beer* ahem, fa la la tee doe, ahem; we ready fer dis?
we gots any stump-beaters round ere dat can keep a beat?
hehe must be a dead thingy; can ya dance?
much ado about nothin
thump
thump
thump.... darn, wait, do I need to be on the down beat?
much ado about nothin
And Master, sir, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall assert, that I am an ass.
Looks like the Tattermandandalion fella is our lead singer; cause I have no bleeding idea what he is talkin bout. Everyone wet their whistle; ***passes around the beer***
**slurp**
Ok; twang, twang, let er rip first a good ol boy tune; then some grass roots stuff that is blue, thanks to my old friend John D.:
Well life on the farm is kinda laid back
Aint much an old country boy like me cant hack
Its early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God Im a country boy
*slurp*
Looks like the Tattermandandalion fella is our lead singer; cause I have no bleeding idea what he is talkin bout...
Shakespeare -- Much Ado About Nothing :)
Ado? Ado? I reckon as 'em der are fightin' werds. Pass me one of 'em 'er saltflingers. 'E's one of 'em 'ooligans, ain't 'e?
Ok; twang, twang, let er rip first a good ol boy tune; then some grass roots stuff that is blue, thanks to my old friend John D.:
Well life on the farm is kinda laid back
Aint much an old country boy like me cant hack
Its early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God Im a country boy*slurp*
Now THERE is a man who's songs will stand the test of time.
(cracks open one of his lily livered sissy city beers)
Ah! Thats better! Now where was I? Oh yes...
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.... say Valegrim, I just realized that your avatar is the only real redneck here! :-)
yepper; redneck down to my sweet little toes :) and a fire that can only be quenched by much beer n girl goggling; ahem; dem volleyballer chicks over der.
*twang, twang*
"Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm
A raisin me a family and workin on a farm
My days are all filled with an easy country charm
Thank God Im a country boy"
*twang* "Yea Haw"
*slurp*
I aint no hippe; I have planted peeps fer less so dont git yer panties in an bundle :)
ahem; *slurp*
"Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the suns comin up I got cakes on the griddle
Life aint nothin but a funy funny riddle
Thank God Im a country boy"
That do be the chorus bye the bye; dat means yall can sing along on dat part. Dont fergit to wet yer whistle first.
**slurps another beer**
yep; s'smore beer n tunes
"When the works all done and the suns settlin low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low
Thank God Im a country boy"
**slaps his knee and stomps his foot clappin dem hands**
come on now; it is a sing-a-long; dont leave me hangin....
...
*burp*
*guzzle*
yep
...
(Dusts off his ridiculous vest once again)
Let me assure you good sir, I am no hippie. To prove this I will be happy to join in on that sweet Denver rhythm...
ahem...
"Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the suns comin up I got cakes on the griddle
Life aint nothin but a funy funny riddle
Thank God Im a country boy!"
Oh, Aberzombie, that reminds me....
(takes a sip of his sissy city beer)
Is it true that moonshine rots your brain faster than a stiff shot of green slime?
But not dis song and we ain't ta the bottom of dis kegger yet :)
"I'd play Sally Goodin all day if I could
But the Lord and my wife wouldnt take it very good
So I fiddle when I could, work when I should
Thank God I'm a country boy"
back ta da chorus now; cumon boys; lets all hit it.