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I seed the vultures is all come back. Big ol kettle of em circlin over by the K-mart t'day.


Nearly at 100th page...we is should do celebration there.
And for old time sake, let me kill wabbit.


Yep, big ol' kettle.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.


Ayyup.

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.


Baaaa.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Baaaa.

Humbug.


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Baaaa.
Humbug.

Moo.


Burp

Sovereign Court

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
And for old time sake, let me kill wabbit.

Duck season.


Callous Jack wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
And for old time sake, let me kill wabbit.
Duck season.

Yeah, but dat wascawwy wabbit is make me mad, and I is want kill it.

Sovereign Court

Kobold season.


Beer season

Liberty's Edge

Ayyyup. Yewnat dang entrynet jibber jabbrin.

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Ah reckon so.

Whatchoo recknin'?


ayyyyup.

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ah reckon so.
Whatchoo recknin'?

Ah reckon thet Lizerd Boah shur is startin ta look lahk uh hippeh whut dun got runn outta here once afore by thet warwoof fella.


Mite parched, m'self. Ennybuddy seen mah jug?

Sovereign Court

A few guys took that and yer washboard to play some musik.


Callous Jack wrote:
A few guys took that and yer washboard to play some musik.

I is thinks it is goblins.


Daing.

Scarab Sages

Ah'm thinkin it wuz kobolds whut took yer jug. Thar problee in cahoots with them dang hippehs.


Aberzombie wrote:
Ah'm thinkin it wuz kobolds whut took yer jug. Thar problee in cahoots with them dang hippehs.

*Whistles*


Uh sip offa thet jug is gunna be punishmint enuf fer em, ah think.


Trey wrote:
Uh sip offa thet jug is gunna be punishmint enuf fer em, ah think.

He is think we not know he put poison in jug. We do, though.

But s^^rfs do not.
They is know soon enough.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

...


Poison? Aw naw, lil feller. Jest sweet, sweet mountain dew. An ah ain't talking about the pop. Gwan and try a lil sip. Always a treat tuh watch summun gittis first sample. The joy on his face, cain't put no price onit.


You mean it might chill KC out? Stop him from being quite so pernickety and paranoid? :)

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Youse folks tahlk funneh.


Naw, jest make him choke an cough a lot, and mekis face even more red than yoosule. After a bit, he might start pokin his face cause he cain't feel it no more.

Scarab Sages

Thet'd be purty garsh-darned funneh. Lord knows they Lizerd Boah is sumthin ta laff at.


HE shore is.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.


Trey wrote:
Naw, jest make him choke an cough a lot, and mekis face even more red than yoosule. After a bit, he might start pokin his face cause he cain't feel it no more.

Okay, that is it.

*Blows whistle*
*Silence*
Trey? I think I know who took your jug.
Lemming killer.


[ayup]So is a Paizonian someone who posts on the Paizo forums, or someone who works at Paizo?[/ayup]


Both is good.


ayyyyup.

Sovereign Court

What kinda pie does the Paizonian have?


Smurf berry pie.


Uh good piezonin kin make uh pie outter innythin. Crab apples, persimmons, lizzerds, innythin. Thim lizzirds is a mite bit tuff, tho, so you want a soak'm in likker uh spell. Jest, uh, uh, braindy'm up, en thet en a helpin uh mlassis, sum apples an raisins, an you got a fine, fine mincemeat.

Thet red feller warn't lissnin, wuz he? He's still thinkin he put one over on me, takin mah jug, an not thet I lef it whar he could git it. Ain't had mincemeat in a long time.

Sovereign Court

Kin ya make owl pie?


Sheeit, is that an owl stuck in the grille of yer Chevy? Ye jes cant tell bah lookin at 'er.

Sovereign Court

Thet owl zigged when he shoulda zagged.


If'n thim owls war smart lak me, they'd uh stayed up onna porch lak I do. I ain't got no truck with them trucks.


An no, even a good good pizonun cain't make an owl pie. We's unplatable.

Sovereign Court

Trey wrote:
If'n thim owls war smart lak me, they'd uh stayed up onna porch lak I do. I ain't got no truck with them trucks.

Yer beer belly is so big, you couldn't fly even if ya wanted to.


Ah lak ta keep all my mussles under a thin layr of paddin ta protec em from bruisin.

Sovereign Court

Trey wrote:
Ah lak ta keep all my mussles under a thin layr of paddin ta protec em from bruisin.

Sorta like one of them fancy airbags,eh?

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