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Sovereign Court

Wabbit? Where?

Scarab Sages

Ain't no rabbit Jack. Thet Lizerd Boah jest lahks ta start pages lahk thet. Ah'm thinkin he got hisself dropped on his little lizerd head when he wuz uh youngun.


Aberzombie wrote:
Ain't no rabbit Jack. Thet Lizerd Boah jest lahks ta start pages lahk thet. Ah'm thinkin he got hisself dropped on his little lizerd head when he wuz uh youngun.

The S/\/\RFS did it!

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Ain't no rabbit Jack. Thet Lizerd Boah jest lahks ta start pages lahk thet. Ah'm thinkin he got hisself dropped on his little lizerd head when he wuz uh youngun.

That would explain the dent in his forehead.

Scarab Sages

Ayup. Course, thet's how come thet boah don't act raht alla time. His lizerd brain got itself broozed


ayup


Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ain't no rabbit Jack. Thet Lizerd Boah jest lahks ta start pages lahk thet. Ah'm thinkin he got hisself dropped on his little lizerd head when he wuz uh youngun.
That would explain the dent in his forehead.

That is snout, stupid annoying person!

Scarab Sages

Thet poor little lizerd fella....alwuz rantin n'ravin bout sumthin.


Aberzombie wrote:
Thet poor little lizerd fella....alwuz rantin n'ravin bout sumthin.

Fireball!

Scarab Sages

Lookee here fellas! Thet little lizerd boah dun thinks he's one uh them wizerd-tahps.


Aberzombie wrote:
Lookee here fellas! Thet little lizerd boah dun thinks he's one uh them wizerd-tahps.

I is not wizard! I is shaman! Charged with protection of tribe!

Liberty's Edge

Woo loo loo! Woo loo loo!

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Lookee here fellas! Thet little lizerd boah dun thinks he's one uh them wizerd-tahps.
I is not wizard! I is shaman! Charged with protection of tribe!

What are you going to protect them against? Rabid gerbils?


Aberzombie wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Lookee here fellas! Thet little lizerd boah dun thinks he's one uh them wizerd-tahps.
I is not wizard! I is shaman! Charged with protection of tribe!
What are you going to protect them against? Rabid gerbils?

Shh! No remind them of that incident!

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.

Scarab Sages

Whar'd evybuddy go?

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Is ya'll still hyar? Ah've bin away fer awhile, but wuz hopin' ta ketch up 'n' drink sum beers...


Ayup. Baaaa.

Scarab Sages

Gotta watch thet Lizerd Boah round thuh sheep. Seems ta me he's uh little to "inta" thuh sheep, if'n ya knowed whut ah mean.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Thet Kobaldt feller still ain't raht.

*Cracks PBR and passes around rest of 6 pack*

Scarab Sages

Larry Lichman wrote:
*Cracks PBR and passes around rest of 6 pack*

Thankee kindlee Larry.


Aberzombie wrote:
Gotta watch thet Lizerd Boah round thuh sheep. Seems ta me he's uh little to "inta" thuh sheep, if'n ya knowed whut ah mean.

...

...You is die now.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Thet Kobaldt feller is crackin' me up agin. Talkin' 'bout us dying when we's alreddy ded. He's a hoot.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.

Liberty's Edge

Larry Lichman wrote:
Thet Kobaldt feller is crackin' me up agin. Talkin' 'bout us dying when we's alreddy ded. He's a hoot.

Uhh....ah thank hay's ubalt thee yars let wiftat thar comint.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.


Larry Lichman wrote:
Thet Kobaldt feller is crackin' me up agin. Talkin' 'bout us dying when we's alreddy ded. He's a hoot.

Fine. You unlive now. Is you happy?

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Larry Lichman wrote:
Thet Kobaldt feller is crackin' me up agin. Talkin' 'bout us dying when we's alreddy ded. He's a hoot.
Fine. You unlive now. Is you happy?

Yer perty funny fer uh lizerd/sheep/thing.

Liberty's Edge

ayyup.


ayyyyyyyup.

Liberty's Edge

wut.

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.


yep


[ayup]Ayup.[/ayup]

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.

Liberty's Edge

reckon.


so.

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Hippey.

GITOLF MUH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!!!

Scarab Sages

Ayup.


Yarp.


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I hard a joke.

A po-liceman sees a car weavin' all on over th' road an' hits his flashin' lights. He walks up t'th' drivah's window an' sees a fine lookin' woomin behind th' wheel, ah reckon.

Tharz a strong smell likker on her breath. He says, "ah's a-gonna give yo' a breathalyzer tess to determine eff'n yer unner th' influence of al-co-hol, ah reckon."

She blows up th' balloon an' he walks it back t'his patrol unit. Af'er a couple of minutes, he returns t'her car an' says, "It looks like yo've had a couple of stiff ones."

She replies, "Yo' mean it shows thet, too?"

Scarab Sages

Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw...

Dang it Kruelaid! Yuh made meh laff so dang hard thet moonshine dun spit outta muh nose. An ah ain't had no shine inna bout uh week!!

Sovereign Court

Heh, good one.


...
I is no get it...it stupid joke...I is go kill s^^rfs...

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

...

I is no get it...it stupid joke...I is go kill s^^rfs...

Whut in tarnation is uh s^^rf? Izzat lahk uh smurf?


Aberzombie wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

...

I is no get it...it stupid joke...I is go kill s^^rfs...
Whut in tarnation is uh s^^rf? Izzat lahk uh s^^rf?

There one is! Fireball!

Scarab Sages

Ah'm startin tuh think thet Lizerd Boah izzuh one o'them pierow-mangy-axes.


hz brainpan shore be sunbaked; dat fer shore


Ayup. Ayup. Ayup.


Kill da wabbit!

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