
Kobold Catgirl |

Aberzombie wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:What are you going to protect them against? Rabid gerbils?Aberzombie wrote:Lookee here fellas! Thet little lizerd boah dun thinks he's one uh them wizerd-tahps.I is not wizard! I is shaman! Charged with protection of tribe!
Shh! No remind them of that incident!

Kruelaid |
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I hard a joke.
A po-liceman sees a car weavin' all on over th' road an' hits his flashin' lights. He walks up t'th' drivah's window an' sees a fine lookin' woomin behind th' wheel, ah reckon.
Tharz a strong smell likker on her breath. He says, "ah's a-gonna give yo' a breathalyzer tess to determine eff'n yer unner th' influence of al-co-hol, ah reckon."
She blows up th' balloon an' he walks it back t'his patrol unit. Af'er a couple of minutes, he returns t'her car an' says, "It looks like yo've had a couple of stiff ones."
She replies, "Yo' mean it shows thet, too?"