
Oldman Red Banjo Hatmoonshins |

Charles Evans 25 |
I believe I had two verses left to recite from last year.
'He thought he saw an Albatross
That fluttered round the lamp:
He looked agin, and found it was
A Penny-Postage-stamp.
"You'd best be getting home," he said:
"The nights are very damp!"'
EDIT:
My apologies, I believe that was where I actually left off. Try again:
'He thought he saw a Garden-Door
That opened with a key:
He looked again, and found it was
A Double Rule of Three:
"And all its mystery", he said,
"Is clear as day to me!"'

Charles Evans 25 |
'"There be only one verse more," the Gardener sadly replied. And, with tears streaming down his cheeks, he sang the last verse:
He thought he saw an Argument
That proved he was the Pope:
He looked again, and found it was
A Bar of Mottled Soap.
"A fact so dread", he faintly said,
"Extinguishes all hope!"'

Charles Evans 25 |
Nooooo!
I missed a verse.
I should have posted this one back on page 69 between the Buffalo and the Banker's Clerk:
'He thought he saw a Rattlesnake
That questioned him in Greek:
He looked again, and found it was
The Middle of Next Week.
"The one thing I regret", he said,
"Is that it cannot speak!"'
<Stomp around for a while, then decide not to post the whole lot again, in proper order, as it was only this one error of omission.>