untitled


3.5/d20/OGL

351 to 400 of 6,994 << first < prev | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | next > last >>
Liberty's Edge

I fund uh carrium craller under the treller. It wiz eatin' the wheels offin it.

Scarab Sages

Wuz it ah double-wide?


Heathansson wrote:
Is that wut yer avatar's bin drankin'?

Yesssss...

Hu tould yuu? Yuu must be... mmm-m beer...
psi...spycho...sy...hmm...kick? yU iz sidekick yes?

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Wuz it ah double-wide?

It uz a skinny carian craller.


Yep; dey grow em up bigger in Texas; wait that aint no carrion crawler; dang it all to H*&&; that be me wife; Ethel; Ethel git yer cloths on and qwit chewin dem tires! Wait; hoo be dat under der wif her; where's me scattergun....


....

*** hehe couldnt resist that last one; was thinking of that old song "The Streak" ***

...

Liberty's Edge

Yep. Ther's regular critters. Ther's dire critters. Then ther's the TEXAS-SIZED VARMINT template.
I saw a rattler swaller a pickup once.


yep; dem rattlers r good fer belts, hatbands and dem rattles be plenty powerful medcinn

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:

Yep. Ther's regular critters. Ther's dire critters. Then ther's the TEXAS-SIZED VARMINT template.

I saw a rattler swaller a pickup once.

Mebbe dat's why muh chick don wan ta move down ta Texas. Sumthin's def'nit'lee wrong wit dat girl.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Yep. Ther's regular critters. Ther's dire critters. Then ther's the TEXAS-SIZED VARMINT template.

I saw a rattler swaller a pickup once.
Mebbe dat's why muh chick don wan ta move down ta Texas. Sumthin's def'nit'lee wrong wit dat girl.

And it's hotter than the City of Brass.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaaw!!! TEXAS!!!! Whooooo-Hoooooo!!!!
*fires six-shooters in the air*

Scarab Sages

....


Aberzombie wrote:
Mebbe dat's why muh chick don wan ta move down ta Texas...

Yer chick!?! Whut's yer chicken doin tellin ya whut ta do?

Scarab Sages

Muh Chick! Ya know, a Dame, a Broad, a Gal. Ain't ya never seen a Sinatra flick? Sheesh, young folk these days...

Scarab Sages

Whar'd ya'll go off ta?


Aberzombie wrote:
Muh Chick! Ya know, a Dame, a Broad, a Gal. Ain't ya never seen a Sinatra flick? Sheesh, young folk these days...

From American Heritage Dictionary:

chick: the young of any bird.

dame: the legal title of the wife or widow of a knight or baronet.

broad: large in expanse; spacious.

gal: informal, a girl.

As far as I can tell Aberzombie has a large, young, noble, female bird that likes old, crappy music and tells him what to do. I'm so confused :(


hmm, I had this fella frum R-Cansaw tell me som pretty sick stories of a sexual na-ture bout dem chickens. I cried Foul! or Fowl! dad nabbit :)

Scarab Sages

Tatterdemalion wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Muh Chick! Ya know, a Dame, a Broad, a Gal. Ain't ya never seen a Sinatra flick? Sheesh, young folk these days...

From American Heritage Dictionary:

chick: the young of any bird.

dame: the legal title of the wife or widow of a knight or baronet.

broad: large in expanse; spacious.

gal: informal, a girl.

As far as I can tell Aberzombie has a large, young, noble, female bird that likes old, crappy music and tells him what to do. I'm so confused :(

I was confused once.


'ave yurself a nutter beer; you might still be confused; but wont care so much; just sit back with me next to the barbie and eat some wings and drink some beers.


Mmm-m beer.
An´ some good strong beer, not that budwater water. Yup.


I serve only homebrew and yessir; it be plenty potent and tasty too; hehe we been attacked by zombies galore, but I is specting dem only be dem fellers with the bitter beer face seeking a better beer.

Scarab Sages

I'm originally from the New Orleans area, and almost despaired when I moved up to Philly and discovered that you can only buy beer or liquor at a distributor. WTF! Anyway, I lucked out, and the beer place right near my home carries Abita beer, brewed in Abita Springs, Louisiana. My favorite is Abita Amber. Good stuff.

I also like to drink Michelob Amber Bock. In truth, though, I'll drink almost any beer.


Joined Ed here a month ago ´n´ not bean kickked out yet.
Let´s selebreit this historycal ee-vent today-tonight-tommorrow ´n ´tonight with som mead.

*burp*

Liberty's Edge

I been here haffa year. Iffin that's so, you aint got nuthin to worry bout.


Valegrim wrote:
'ave yurself a nutter beer; you might still be confused; but wont care so much; just sit back with me next to the barbie and eat some wings and drink some beers.

Wings & beer sound good -- but Barbie? I could borrow one from my daughter.


hehe Tater; you aint never been to Outback nor down under? Bring yur lil dollies if ya wanna, but keep a bit back from the fiar, when I be talkin Barbie; I mean gas or charcoal :)


Did somebody say something?


yeah, reach fer some more beer fer us all :)


Ultradan wrote:

Worst thread ever.

Ultradan

Savage Tide Three Word Game Anybody? I'll do it!

Scarab Sages

Huh? Wuzzat?

Liberty's Edge

Never mind, Aberzombie. It's a gibbring mouther.

Liberty's Edge

oji040870 wrote:
Ultradan wrote:

Worst thread ever.

Ultradan

Savage Tide Three Word Game Anybody? I'll do it!

Did you start one? I saw the 5 word game, but I don't see a STAP3WG.


Heathansson wrote:
oji040870 wrote:
Ultradan wrote:

Worst thread ever.

Ultradan

Savage Tide Three Word Game Anybody? I'll do it!
Did you start one? I saw the 5 word game, but I don't see a STAP3WG.

Umm I thought about it but realized it could spoil the game for others.

Liberty's Edge

oji040870 wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
oji040870 wrote:
Ultradan wrote:

Worst thread ever.

Ultradan

Savage Tide Three Word Game Anybody? I'll do it!
Did you start one? I saw the 5 word game, but I don't see a STAP3WG.
Umm I thought about it but realized it could spoil the game for others.

Oh yeah.

Scarab Sages

Wha'd ya say? A jibber-jabber mouther?

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Wha'd ya say? A jibber-jabber mouther?

I said, GO GATORS!

Dark Archive Contributor

...

?


Sur nuff; *reaches into a bag* here ya'll; gen u ine gator jerkey; got mild and atomic; what be yur pleasure? I go Gator and make a wicked jerkey wit em.

Scarab Sages

Mike McArtor wrote:

...

?

Huh? Wuzzat? Spek up son! Whut'r ya tryin ta say?


Aberzombie wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:

...

?

Huh? Wuzzat? Spek up son! Whut'r ya tryin ta say?

Is Timmy in the well again?

Dang blast it, Timmy, how many cotton-pickin' times does we gots tell you, stay away from that gosh-derned well! I don't think that's boy's right in the head....

Scarab Sages

Mebbee if'n we leave lil' Timmy daown thar fer a bit he'll learned his lessin bout playin near old wells! It'd do tha boy sum good! Toughen im up sum!


TIMMMMMIIIYYYYYY!!!!


Leastwise; tie a couple beer cans on im so eal float er maybe an innertube

Liberty's Edge

Aint there zombies in the well?


dunno; where be that azberzombieish feller; mayhap he kin take a looksee fer us; if ther do be zombies down there maybe we aught to git a medical type to check ol timmy out; woulnt want to have him spew up any surprized on da grill er nuthin.

Liberty's Edge

Yep. Time to switch to bottled water.


Never drink the stuff meself; it being purt near unsantitary and all. Am not so flim flam as to be drinking none of dat A-V On water neither or nothing else Frenchy like.


...

Scarab Sages

Ah'm back. Is lil' Timmy stuck in the well? If'n so then he's probly dun fer. Them's muh feller zombie's down thar. Little bastards probly one of us by now.


well, its like my grandpappy always siad, ifn you cant beat um up; yull probably be joinin up wit em;

351 to 400 of 6,994 << first < prev | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Gamer Life / Gaming / D&D / 3.5/d20/OGL / untitled All Messageboards