Summun fahr up da deesel bug-zappah. Da BIG one fer da Dahr Vermun.
An' pass me anutha Bah-Bee-Qued birdy brest, will ya? Dis soss shore hits da spot... hot an' tangy! Mmmmm-Mmm......
Wall Ah'm thinkin', Ah brung summa dat Coal Slah. Take yerself sum an' pass the bowl 'roun', boahs. Dere's plenty fer everrwun.
Em neht redaed uoy llik lli ro etah eht htiw pots. Gnissarrabme woh naem i. ginwohs si simredipe ruoy gnizilaer trats ot deen syug uoy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha ah ha ha ha ahhh ahhhh.......
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read backwards
I going to da porch and snozen in the m' char wit me canon and m' heel hound. An'one botter me is leable to getz blown to the missisipee.
anyone have a dirty sock we kin stick in the piehole of that Patricio loudmouth?
This means war!
Partridge-boah shur do sound lahk uh hippeh ta me. Poor feller, ah almos feel sorruh fer em.
War with you too!
Uh oh. Yonder come them ogres'.
Wat's that dare care-ye-ing?
ayup if that feller thinks we're nuts he oughta look in on that there 3 werd game.
Almost war with you!
5000 xp points to all those who enlist with me against these three infidels that have war against me and 10000 additional xp points to that one who reaches the 3500th post.
Ain't tinnis wunna dem hippeh "sports"? Lahk pohlow an' crowket?
An' agin'...Ah wanna know who be dem boahz runnin' thru da grass out dere screamin' 'bout 'speeryents an' declarin' war? Deyr skreechin', hollerin', an' poshterizin' iz plumb hurtin' mah hangovah.
Dem boahz jes' best be watchin' demselves.
5000 xp points to all those who enlist with me against these three infidels that have war against me and 10000 additional xp points to that one who reaches the 3500th post.
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
War; lol; youse dont know da meaning of the word city slicker, you prolly think its a card game; hehe, doubt youd even be worth havin a chili cookoff with hehe
Drinks fer all
<snap>
Hair o da dogz!
5000 xp points to all those who enlist with me against these three infidels that have war against me and 10000 additional xp points to that one who reaches the 3500th post.ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Sorry, not you.
War; lol; youse dont know da meaning of the word city slicker, you prolly think its a card game; hehe, doubt youd even be worth havin a chili cookoff with hehe
Drinks fer all
<snap>
Hair o da dogz!
BLASPHEMY! THIS IS MADNESS!
(This is the part where you say: "Madness?... This...is...Spartaaaa!" and push me to the hole)
........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ........................................................................... .......Now I talk more than Sebastian, I challenge you Sebastian, I challenge you to talk more than me. If you have the guts. You know where to find me.
Ayup
*meow*
I have gained levels in a new home made prestige class. I call it.....
Espectacula 3277th anniversary issue. Now on sale!
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**<YAWN>**
Here starts the countdown to the epic issue 3300 with this espectacular 21-part story arc. Non stop action when Sebastian decides destroy 3.5 edition for good and the defenders of the 3.X stay united to face the menace. Editions will live editions will die and the D&D universe will never be the same. Buy it! Nice.
ayyup.
*HUG*
*shazaaam!!!!*
ah nuts
Whuzzat you say?!?
I say, I mean I say, howdy boaz! Hear y'all gots a skeeter by the name ah Pat-- Patric---Patricia-- Ah hahl, that no faced feller. Ya know one good slap tends tah skwish them pests purty good. Hay, Valegrim, I need a heep load ah drink, it's been hahl round these parts lately.
Yea Haw! Tegan, girlie youse a bright light in da morn; oh, wait; dat be the sun; der you are still lovely as ever; shore nuff; I bess git down ta the pit n start some viddles; here be some rabbit type foot ta much on wit sum sauces n dry rub dips
<snap<, (everyones drinks refill and a keg of beer appears on the picnic table)
<- heads into the bar b que pit and starts stokin up the fires
Sorry boahz, this 'uns mahn. **Tegan grabs the keg, tilts it up & drinks it down** It's been a helluva weekend. ~BEEELCH~ When Valegrim crawls outada pit I'll ask fer a nuther keg fer y'all.
Day-um.
Dat girl can DRINK!
Hope she kin hippeh-kill jes as good!
<snap> all drink containers are refilled
Well now that the dat da fires all stokes up; les see what we have marinated ta throw on the ol grill