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[Aberzombie]

ayup.

[moleculo]

*reflects on hippies and how they taste in various sauces*

I'm older than the dirt on those hills, Aberzee. And that makes alla you "youngans" in my book. Ain't no disrespect. You and the boys get on back to shootin' and killin' things and let me rest a spell.

*falls back asleep*

[Valegrim]

Well, dat calls fer a drink

<snap> refills everyone mugs,cup,glasses,buckets,pails, whatever.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah wunder if'n them fourth edichen rools 'll give meh speshul abilitees ta use wit' meh twelve-gage on them hippehs.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

sho' nuff.

[Aberzombie]

ayup.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Ah'm plannin on gettin me wunna dem vorpal 12-gauges jes' soon as possybull. Dem's roomered ta be raht leetha-lyzin'. Speshully fer gremmnibs an' hippehs.

[moleculo]

*gently snores*

[Larry Lichman]

HEY!! Wake up!! Dem grimlints is ever'whar!!

[Garjen Soulhammer]

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Nah ah'll lode mah gun.

Dayng beens.

[Larry Lichman]

Thet'll show 'em. Keep dem grimlints away from muh house.

Now, tah take care a dem hippehs...

[Valegrim]

guess I need spektacles as I don't see no gremlins hereabouts

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Sorreh. Ah thin' dat wuz mah fahlt. Ah thin' da shmell frum dem beenz an' mah castin' uv "shtinkin' clowd" dun skeered dem hippeh gremmnibs offa da property.

Ah'll bet dey'll be bak, tho'.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Valegrim]

wondered why me eyes waza burnin; thought it wz ...well, anyhow...

[Adam Daigle]

...

[Aberzombie]

Hey Daigle, didja really ask that Gygax feller ta sign yer man-boobs?

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Dass wun sine-ay-chur Ah hab no innerst in seein', eben if it be GG's.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

ayup.

[Valegrim]

welnah

[Celestial Healer]

Ah dun kilt a hippeh with a gairden hose.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Strangilt?
Beeten?
In-ser-shi-ohn?
Ya gotta gib us ahl sum dee-taylz.

[Larry Lichman]

Long as it's ded. How it heppened don't metter much ta me.

*opens a PBR and passes rest of 12 pack around*

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Aberzombie]

Huh? Wuzzat?

[Vomit Guy]

Ah think them fellers whut werk fer them Weezerds o'tha Coast is a'comin after me uhgin. Ya'll got a place ah ken hide?

[Celestial Healer]

Garjen Soulhammer wrote:

Strangilt?

Beeten?
In-ser-shi-ohn?

Yup. All them.

[Celestial Healer]

Aberanimatedformeralivething wrote:

Ah think them fellers whut werk fer them Weezerds o'tha Coast is a'comin after me uhgin. Ya'll got a place ah ken hide?

'S long as yeh ain't a hippeh, yer welcome ta set on meh porch.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Jes' look out fer the gremmnib droppin's. Ah haven't got 'round ta sweepin' em up.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[moleculo]

*rouses to accept a proffered PBR, drains it, belches, and tugs hat down more firmly*

[Aberzombie]

Darn tootin."

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Darn tootin."

Dang it boah, quitcher tootin on meh porch. The stenk is bad enuf cuz a the dead gremmin under thet flerboard Ah ain't been able ta git out.

[Heathansson]

thawt choo et thet grimbler.

[Celestial Healer]

Jes the parts Ah cud git at.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Darn tootin."

Dang it boah, quitcher tootin on meh porch. The stenk is bad enuf cuz a the dead gremmin under thet flerboard Ah ain't been able ta git out.

Ah'm sorruh CH, them brains ah wuz etin shore do rile up muh bellah sumthin fierce.

[Heathansson]

Will ther's wah yall bang screchin et them flor borts.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Leest tha tootin' warn't mahn this tahm.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Heathansson]

Ayyup. Bring on the ayyups; we're 300 posts behind the rant thread.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Heathansson]

Ayup.

[Adam Daigle]

...

[Heathansson]

Ayyyyyyyup.