hmm, well got us some new and interesting viddles; dig in; nah, dont be askin what they are; and yes dat der thing is still alive; it be a deli casy in da land of da rising sun; you know foriegners; eatin all weird stuff; but is kinda good and a tad spicy; hehe got a new drink too; smells like old sweaty socks left out in a pail o dirty rainwater, and tastes like it too; but packs a whollap like my grandpappy's turkey gun.
Don't be shy; der is enough for all; lets have us a real hooch n hollar; drink da hooch and start da hollaran; heeh maybe weez kin get old wolfy boy ta sing or maybe that new undead fellar as he is yet to break all poetic on us yet.
Oh, and I brought some of dem pointy sticks fer when things get caught in yer teeth, I suppose anyway; dem or e ent als got some bad teeth cause dey was pokin demselves in da face a whole lot.
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Uh oh. Ah think Ah been struck blind by thet last batch'a moonshine. Ah guess it'll make it harder fer me tah shoot hippies, but Ah'm up ta the challenge.
Naah, all ya gots ta do is say tha words "President Bush", or maybe "war", "Army", "Navy","Airforce", "Marines", or "America", and them hippies'll start a whine'n and a'wailin bout tha evil's o'western culture n'tha big erl compnees. Then ya jus shoot at tha noise.
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Lemme try...
Ah seen a hippie
T'other day
Looked t'be smokin
sum kind o'hay
Ah gave'im a look
"Git outta here", I said
N'when he didn't listen
Ah thumped his head.
That thar was almos' too good. Y'ain't one o' them college gradiate hippies, is ya?
Thet wuz almos' as good as thet no-good hippie Maya Angelou.
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AHA! Ah dun caught thet wolf-man in a lah! He ain't no hippie! A hippie would'n have no bi-winged ayro-playne! They's all putting flowers in the barrel o' mah 22 afore Ah shoots em. No, sir. Not one o' them got no military ayro-craft.
Ah new wolf-man weren't no hippie. Ah just couldn't believe somethin so terrubul.
Ya really had me goin thair, wolf-man. Ya nearly got a face full o' silver buckshot fer yer shananigans.
Drivin' in my peace van,
To where America's really at,
I looked all over for her,
And I found a magic hat.
(rolls over in his hibernation)
.... mmmm Magic Hat. Good beer...
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