Merry Christmas to all!
It's a few days early, but I'm not sure I'll get back to the website before the Fat Man hits my roof.
Merry Chrishmash, y'all! *hic!*
Happy Holidays to all the posters and all you guys at Paizo, hope everyone has a great new year!
You too, Rudolph...;)Merry Chrishmash, y'all! *hic!*
Happy Holidays to all the posters and all you guys at Paizo, hope everyone has a great new year!
If'n ya want, I could mebbe tries ta teach yer a little cantrip called "Ferment Grapes to Wine"... Good fer all occasions!
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If'n ya want, I could mebbe tries ta teach yer a little cantrip called "Ferment Grapes to Wine"... Good fer all occasions!You too, Rudolph...;)Merry Chrishmash, y'all! *hic!*
Happy Holidays to all the posters and all you guys at Paizo, hope everyone has a great new year!
Hyuk Hyuk! Overrin ENWorld, they was askin' is thar a spell wut kin make a PC colossule in size. I sez tuh them, "Yup. Iss called uh fifth uh J.D." Yee Haw!
Merry Christmas!!!
Them hippies better not be thinkin they can git away with bein on meh lawn an not gettin shot in the knee just cause it's Christmas.
You jus told'em what they's gittin fer Christmas... Yer only aimin fer the knee so's they gets ta stays home with ther hippie families... That's mighty fine a ya C.H.
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You jus told'em what they's gittin fer Christmas... Yer only aimin fer the knee so's they gets ta stays home with ther hippie families... That's mighty fine a ya C.H.
The season's all bout chairity.
They obviously needs it cause they ain't seen bathwater in a few weeks at least.
Tis the season to shoot to maim instead of kill.
well, happy wrastlein daze er boxing er whatever and even Kwanzaa ifn it be applicable like; am now makin me truimphant return from the ranch back on the home plane n have a few redder neck den yurs fur ringin in da new year and pushin the old man from this year offn a very high cliff and we kin all shoot at him as the year falls to its timely death cause this year could suck the chrome offn a wagon hitch and I fur one am right happy ta be done wit it. Anyone else wanna help me tie up old man 2006, blind fold him an give him a hotfoot? That SOB was right down mean to me all year long. Anyone got some shears n sheep dip handy; I gots me an idear...
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Another day .... am maudlin and me beer has lost its bubbles; we need a hero fer the next year; someone maybe like that Yahoo Serious feller to put da bubbles in our brew.
Got "you all" a few stocking stuffers, lets see here...
ah there they are!
Solid Shot cartridges and 5lb. bags of cooler ice all around!
Hope ringing in the new year is as much fun as christmas for everyone. Me, I'm headed "south of the border" to visit some relatives at the start of 2007. Gonna try some new beers and see if they have any hippies in "espaniol country" .
If y'all think it's gittin cold down there, y'all wouldn't wanna be up this ways... even the yeties is puttin on extra fur coats... 'course, that just makes 'em clearer targets...
mmmmm... yeti jerky....
cold, heck what we need is a fire ...
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Hey, man. You're hassling me. Why don't you be peaceful?cold, heck what we need is a fire ...Them hippies always seem to have a light, what with all thare hasheesh smokin an whatnot. Ah'll ask em to light mah kindling afore Ah shoots em.
Wait... Are ya tellin me yer one o' them hippies, werewolf? An here Ah was lettin ya on mah porch...
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Sure, I gots me some curry I got from some nice ladylikething with a red dot on er forehead, was kinda hard ta tell really as she was all rapped up in towels and sheets, but she had purty ankles, think it was dem bobbles der dat got me. Her sales pitch was awesome and her....well, I gots some curry;and also bought some Jasmine rice though i dont know rightly who Jasmine was; hope it aight no releative anyhoo, I gots a couple pounds of different kinds; let me summon up some bowls....
***poof**** (bowls arrive)
That aught to help us git some good intestinal crank power going to start some real fires :) more beer anyone?
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Ah'm back, whut'd ah miss? Oh yeah, Merruh New Year ta one an all.Man, you missed it all. It was cuh-razy!!!
Just messin' with you. Nothing crucial.
Except fer all them hippie brains what was left on meh lawn. Had ta be dozens at least. Ah didn't know what ta do with em so Ah hosed em all away. Seemed lahk a waste, but Ah didn't know o' any zombehs to eat em er nothin.
Can't believe it's still 5 days til my Gators play OSU. I'm going nutso. I'm bouncing off the walls.
College football playoff ftw!