hey there y'all, thought i'd start the next page and keep this here thread goin.... but don't worry, i'm usin the "sidewalk" (the see-ment strip on the side of the lawn) and i'm bringin some nice Canadian beers (Kokanee) as a peace offering... a 12-pack each for C.H., Heath, and Vale, and a 24-pack for myself (and for sharing)...
Got any of dat Elsenore beer from Cananada? I'z been wantin to try sum since I set fer a spell and watched dat "Strange Brew" movie wit da McKinzie brood.
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hey there y'all, thought i'd start the next page and keep this here thread goin.... but don't worry, i'm usin the "sidewalk" (the see-ment strip on the side of the lawn) and i'm bringin some nice Canadian beers (Kokanee) as a peace offering... a 12-pack each for C.H., Heath, and Vale, and a 24-pack for myself (and for sharing)...
Ah never noticed that thare sidewalk. Mebee I been shootin hippies on the sidewalk, and they wern't on meh lawn at all.
Eh, what's a few less hippies? Ah'll have a beer.
Has anyone seen ASEO?
I'm here...every now and then.
ASEO out
Sorry zombie, but ah herd how u only lak certin types o' beer.. however, ah did smuggle down sum beby blak dragon brains for ya (ah here tell ther a del-i-cassy)... and they were awful hard to git (lost 3 people on that fite)...
They's all come on my property while Ah'm doin mah business in the outhouse! I cain't shoot em fast enuf. Keep runnin outta bullets. Even chucked mah pitchfork at one of em.
Chucked yer pitchfork? Yah get im?
Every time one of us fellers puts three bloody holes into a daggone hippy, an angel gits its wings...bar-bee-q wings, I reckon.
Say, you fellows got a beer to spare? I sure am thirsty. I've been a-deliverin mail since six in the mornin. Seems like a bunch a folks round here subscribe to these here magazines. Somethin about fantasy gamin. I dunno. I could nevah understand that kind a crap. ( ;) )
Say, you fellows got a beer to spare? I sure am thirsty. I've been a-deliverin mail since six in the mornin. Seems like a bunch a folks round here subscribe to these here magazines. Somethin about fantasy gamin. I dunno. I could nevah understand that kind a crap. ( ;) )
ah brot extras, so ifn ya don' mine Canadian beers, ya can have one o' mine...
ah brot extras, so ifn ya don' mine Canadian beers, ya can have one o' mine...
Say, you fellows got a beer to spare? I sure am thirsty. I've been a-deliverin mail since six in the mornin. Seems like a bunch a folks round here subscribe to these here magazines. Somethin about fantasy gamin. I dunno. I could nevah understand that kind a crap. ( ;) )
Love it bro, never met a Canadian (and his beer) I didn't like.
Sam Adams anyone? The local restaurants offer the different seasonal varieties as the seasons change. *Sniff* God Bless you Ed Koch! (Founder of Sam Adams)
Anyone else got a local favorite?
Looks ta be a cold one today.
What, beer?
message 666 on this thread -- be afraid, be very afraid
Has anyone seen ASEO?
I'm here...every now and then.
Yes, but has anyone actually seen ASEO? Or anyone else here, for that matter :/
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That thar sounds like hippie talkin! Hey C.H. ah think we got us a hippie.Has anyone seen ASEO?I'm here...every now and then.Yes, but has anyone actually seen ASEO? Or anyone else here, for that matter :/
Hold me back, zombeh! Ah'll make him eat his peace pipe! An he's been on my lawn all this time!
Ah dun pitchforked one o' yer hippie buddies. Ya want Ah can use meh shovel instead. Damn hippies.
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Hold me back, zombeh! Ah'll make him eat his peace pipe! An he's been on my lawn all this time!
Ah dun pitchforked one o' yer hippie buddies. Ya want Ah can use meh shovel instead. Damn hippies.
Jus be carfull thar buddy. Sum o' them hippy's is reely Commie's in disguys. Whar's tha ghosts o' Ronnie Reagan n'tha Duke when ya need em.
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Jus be carfull thar buddy. Sum o' them hippy's is reely Commie's in disguys. Whar's tha ghosts o' Ronnie Reagan n'tha Duke when ya need em.Hold me back, zombeh! Ah'll make him eat his peace pipe! An he's been on my lawn all this time!
Ah dun pitchforked one o' yer hippie buddies. Ya want Ah can use meh shovel instead. Damn hippies.
Are those the ones ya gotta steak in the ticker and cut thare heads off?
Ah think jist steakin' em shud be enuff... If that don' werk, let yer pal zombeh have a snack or turn 'em into minions who can go tear apart sum more commie-hippies... Oh, and here's another beer...
Yonder comes uh heap loada' trubbel.
Issa boolette. Iss tarrin' up the crops.
Now iss after the pigs.
Nice.
I'll get my gnomish sapper team out there to "clean up" the problem mister Heath. :-)
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*sits down and opens a Canadian beer*
Dangit, anuther boolette?
I done heard that Harvey got his arm bruised up somethin awful by one a them. Damn beasts. Maybe they'll eat some-a them hippies.
*proceeds to rifle through other folks' mail*
mmm-hmm....
yep; Duke City Amber :)
(Albuquerque is the Duke city even though the Dukes left)
ah brot extras, so ifn ya don' mine Canadian beers, ya can have one o' mine...
Say, you fellows got a beer to spare? I sure am thirsty. I've been a-deliverin mail since six in the mornin. Seems like a bunch a folks round here subscribe to these here magazines. Somethin about fantasy gamin. I dunno. I could nevah understand that kind a crap. ( ;) )Love it bro, never met a Canadian (and his beer) I didn't like.
Sam Adams anyone? The local restaurants offer the different seasonal varieties as the seasons change. *Sniff* God Bless you Ed Koch! (Founder of Sam Adams)
Anyone else got a local favorite?
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***snaps his fingers and magically fills everyones glass, cans, barrels, cups, mugs with their favorite beverage***
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Duke City? See, you lean something new every day. :-)
Say, pass me a tall one of each of those brands of beer over here. Don't want anyone to think I'd turn down a beer I've never tried before.
Just make sure I'm still standing in a few hours. (wouldn't want to pass out on the lawn)
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Still think Pirates of the Caribbean is a good day of D&D in movie form.
Just got the second one on DVD.
Hey CH, can we set up the screen on the lawn and watch? I promise no singing of Cumbayya!
Whos got the cold frosty ones?
*** snaps his fingers and removes all the heat from everyones coolers that have water to create ice (as he wont make ice per se and likes to torture water) ***
"Git er dun! Ex ting gwish some cold brews; down with da cold ones!"
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Yes, but has anyone actually seen ASEO? Or anyone else here, for that matter :/
I aint seen crap since mah daddy experiminted with that there corn liquor mix. Let me tell you, I can hear them damn hippy commies peeing in mah seement pond good enough to hit em with a couple o barrels full of buckshot.
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Yes, but has anyone actually seen ASEO? Or anyone else here, for that matter :/ I aint seen crap since mah daddy experiminted with that there corn liquor mix. Let me tell you, I can hear them damn hippy commies peeing in mah seement pond good enough to hit em with a couple o barrels full of buckshot.
Ya got style, Mr. Zealot. I'll let ya stay on meh lawn, an you can even have a beer or two.
Until I shoot ya, which I probly will eventually. Nuthin personal.
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Ya got style, Mr. Zealot. I'll let ya stay on meh lawn, an you can even have a beer or two.
Until I shoot ya, which I probly will eventually. Nuthin personal.
*Putting on Beer Hat and Loading Shotgun*
Ever hear tell bout dem Hatfields and McCoys, dem bunch of wussies. Bring it on!!! I might have got me a smile like a rake but I bet my purtiest cousin gainst you being able to shoot me afore I shoots you.