Me thincs moomma's cookeen' sum
Where da wabbits at?
Ah'm raht heer, lil'ghost feller.
*barks at rabbit; pees*
Gettin' a might chilly out... a-yup...
*jumps out of the way of Ubermench*
YIKES!!!! you crazee non-gas hippeh!
*yelps; pees all over his own feet*
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You'd think the poodles would run out after everything they pee on unless...
Butterfrog hows the water level in the frog pond?
Its at the bottom of the chat so if it looks low and yellow i'd get out and stay far away from all of the poodles...
If it looks a little high and yellow i'd still get out...and stay away from the poodles.
*slurps a pbr*
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You'd think the poodles would run out after everything they pee on unless...
Butterfrog hows the water level in the frog pond?
Its at the bottom of the chat so if it looks low and yellow i'd get out and stay far away from all of the poodles...
If it looks a little high and yellow i'd still get out...and stay away from the poodles.
It's in the PBR, that's why it's yellow.
*drives over some parked cars* Waa-Hooo!
Someone take thet manicured rat for a walk or somethin'. Bad enuff the lawn looks like Aberzombie's hair, thet thar barkin' poop machine gonna kill the rest of the Caintucky blue grass!
Fires another blast of buckshot at the fleeing simian
Ayup, also AKA Changote!
*Pats the peeing poodle and gives him another PBR*
Good doggie! Kan me keep it ma? Kan me?
Froggy yew don' want no poodle hangin' round heah. Next thing yew know he'll invite his pals over an' then they'll start plotting.
Shakes her massive jowled head
Worse than hippehs I tell yah.
Aaaawh...pleeeez maaaa, I'll promize to castrate'im and prevent poodle plotn'.... They be harmlezz anywae
*puts on sad puppy eyes*
Kan me keep it? Pretty plezz?
Big Mammy looks down at the puppy-eyed frog
Aww fer land's sake. G'wan, but yew gotta reseed the Caintucky bluegrass and pick up all thet poodle poop! And thet thar poodle gets sliced today, heah!
Points to the offending items dragging behind the small dog.
*mouths frog. runs off, hacking, yiping and puking.*
Aaaawh.... now it ran awae...darn! Me pest alwaees die or ran awae...this was lucky maybe...
*picks up poodle poopy and throws it out the window*
This thread shall be assimilated
Dang metal Hippeh!
I weel slice zhe poodle tout suite weeth my cleaver!
Punctuation Is Irrelevant
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
The collective does not adhere to your Flawed language structure
You will adapt to serve us
We will strip you of your flawed persona's
Resistance Is Futile
You are flawed weak and small mined
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance Is Futile
Species 521 has been assimilated
They have adapted to serve us
Resistance Was Futile
The collective's goal has been achieved
All data of Species 521 is part of the collective
Drone Designation Primary virus will comply or be disconnected from the collective
Defective drones are Irrelevant
1. do you have medical and dental plans?
*As a drone you species..4549 Will have adaptive body plating, and shielding
You will have regenerative capability as well as Irrelevant drone bodes
Your mind will be linked to the collective insuring immortality
2.Do I get stock options?
* As a drone and member of the collective You will have stock options as part of the collective you will own part of the paizomatrix as part of the unending pattern of the collectives unity
1.what incentives do you provide to improve my quality of life?
* As a drone your mind will be linked to the collective
we will strip you of your flawed small minded persona
We will adapt you to serve the collective
You will be part of a team as you carry out the will of the collective to assimilate other species
You will have access to all the technology's of the collective at current that includes full access to the technology of
Species 015=Tarren Dei
Species 046=Jal Dorak/
Species 327=The jacks
Species 439=RioTsunami
Species 521 David Wickham
Species 692=The blue ones
Species 794=Sharoth
Species 6112=The Heathansson/
Come and be joined in this exciting new adventure to add to our perfection
Resistance Is Futile
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1. do you have medical and dental plans?
*As a drone you species..4549 Will have adaptive body plating, and shielding
You will have regenerative capability as well as Irrelevant drone bodes
Your mind will be linked to the collective insuring immortality2.Do I get stock options?
* As a drone and member of the collective You will have stock options as part of the collective you will own part of the paizomatrix as part of the unending pattern of the collectives unity
1.what incentives do you provide to improve my quality of life?
* As a drone your mind will be linked to the collective
we will strip you of your flawed small minded persona
We will adapt you to serve the collective
You will be part of a team as you carry out the will of the collective to assimilate other species
You will have access to all the technology's of the collective at current that includes full access to the technology ofSpecies 015=Tarren Dei
Species 046=Jal Dorak/
Species 327=The jacks
Species 439=RioTsunami
Species 521 David Wickham
Species 692=The blue ones
Species 794=Sharoth
Species 6112=The Heathansson/Come and be joined in this exciting new adventure to add to our perfection
Resistance Is Futile
I dunno, much of this is really impressive; but, my individuality and the ability to count beyond the number 2 are fairly important to me. I'll have to think this over.
Individuality is Irrelevant
Counting to high numbers is a valuable skill the collective would like to assimilate
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
As an added bonus you are allowed to select your new drone designation before we strip away your flawed persona
You will then embrace the unity and perfection that is the collective
Resistance Is Futile