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uh, dat aint da chorus... near frightened the BEjezUS out of me; thought I broke uh Geetar string. Am thinkin we need sumtin stronger den beer fer dem undead fellurs as dey brainpan is already pickled in embalming fluid; got MILK? heh, dat mongolian style fermented milk might be the ticket; does a body good :)

back to da campfire jamboree; here be the chorus in casin ya'll be forget full and not to good at scrolling up.

"Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the suns comin up I got cakes on the griddle
Life aint nothin but a funy funny riddle
Thank God Im a country boy"

okey; 'er we go wit da next line:
"Well I wouldnt trade my life for diamonds and jewels
I never was one of them money hungry fools
I'id rather have my fiddle and my farmin tools
Thank God Im a country boy"

YEE FREAKIN HAA!

....

:)

Silver Crusade

I like deh Zombeh's lyrics better. That's my style.

Reminds me of "GET THE F&%# OFF MY LAWN!"

I miss ya, mom.


LOOK!!! A flock of turtles.


*** guzzle, guzzle, burp ***

"Yeah, city folk drivin in a black limousine
A lotta sad people thinkin thats mighty keen
Son, let me tell ya now exactly what I mean
Thank God Im a country boy"

***twang twang***

Silver Crusade

Yer gonna run outta lyrics eventually.

Then maybe we can sing us some Cumbayah.


For d20 DandD 3.0 from august 2000 to mid 2003 by Wizards of the Coast, in accord with the d20 DandD 3.0 Dungeon Master's Guide, is there a small paragraph under the Adjudicating Magic section that has the information that a player can choose any color of light for magic spell effects and magic item effects? That information is in the d20 DandD 3.5 Dungeon Master's Guide, but I want to know if the 3.0 one has it.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Like Yoda, but with lots of prepositions before reaching a verb, the way the message is written makes it hard to understand the question you are asking. With the addition of active voice and the using of subject-verb-object construction, your query will be more easily without excessive prepositions understood.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

For that matter, you could have used a couple of commas, but that's just splitting hairs. You're right however, that was a confused post on this thread and the next.

Now for something completely different....

Whatch'all talkin' all dis hippie stuff 'bout? I smell pah-choolie sumwhere's.

Scarab Sages

Ulark wrote:
For d20 DandD 3.0 from august 2000 to mid 2003 by Wizards of the Coast, in accord with the d20 DandD 3.0 Dungeon Master's Guide, is there a small paragraph under the Adjudicating Magic section that has the information that a player can choose any color of light for magic spell effects and magic item effects? That information is in the d20 DandD 3.5 Dungeon Master's Guide, but I want to know if the 3.0 one has it.

Whut in a sam hill? Boy, this here ain't no place fer askin fool questions. Grab yerself a beer and sing along!

Now see here, that thar's tha real reason us zombeh folk don't like ya'll livin folk. Ya'll get ta drink beer, but it don't do us no good. Ya'lld be mad too!


Jeesh, where's the moderator! How'd a real question get onto this thread?!?


Sebastian wrote:
Like Yoda, but with lots of prepositions before reaching a verb...

Whut's a preposition... or a verb?

Silver Crusade

Tatterdemalion wrote:
Jeesh, where's the moderator! How'd a real question get onto this thread?!?

I gots a real question for ya.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL HIPPIES DOIN ON MY LAWN?!

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
WHAT ARE Y'ALL HIPPIES DOIN ON MY LAWN?!

F#$%*ng Hippies! Ah dun thought they wuz grass lovers. How come thar walkin all over it?


Celestial Healer wrote:
WHAT ARE Y'ALL HIPPIES DOIN ON MY LAWN?!

Peace and love, dude! Kumbayah! :)

Silver Crusade

Tatterdemalion wrote:
Peace and love, dude! Kumbayah! :)

HONEY! GET MEH GUN!

Liberty's Edge

Somebody dun put flours in the barrell.

Liberty's Edge

Is there stats for zombie hippies anywhere?

Scarab Sages

Forgive me if I post out of "redneck mode" for once.

Last night, I drive my chick to CVS to get a prescription filled. While I'm waiting in the car, I'm listening to the 70s decades station on XM when what song should come on? Yep, it was John Denver singing "Thank God I'm a Country Boy". I couldn't help but smile and sing along.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Silver Crusade

I shot me some Thanksgivin turkey and some trespassers to boot. Lookin to be a mighty fine Thanksgivin.

Liberty's Edge

I'm thankful fer bird shot.

Scarab Sages

Ayup!

Silver Crusade

yup.


Tough to chew on though, like unpopped corn kernels.

Sorry this post is a little late, but Happy Turkey Day to one and all.

I'm thankful for understanding parents (not the ones who yell about getting off lawns mind you), and the Red Box that got me started.

Roth

Silver Crusade

Quiet out here.

I likes it.

Ain't no hippies or teenagers on meh lawn.

Looks to be a mild winter.

Liberty's Edge

mammas, don't let yer babbys grow up in be hippies.


Yup. Dat turkey. 'appy turkey day y'all.

Seyknomonevahi

Silver Crusade

Aramil Naïlo wrote:
Seyknomonevahi

What the...


Seyknomonevahi, seyknomonevahi...*breaks into a mario tune* If you stare at it all day, eventually you'l figure it out. Not a challenge for the dim-witted.

Silver Crusade

Tatterdemalion wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Like Yoda, but with lots of prepositions before reaching a verb...
Whut's a preposition... or a verb?

Preposition H is that stuff whut you buy when yur backside is sore and a verb is one of them new fangled German cars.

Silver Crusade

Aramil Naïlo wrote:
Seyknomonevahi, seyknomonevahi...*breaks into a mario tune* If you stare at it all day, eventually you'l figure it out. Not a challenge for the dim-witted.

Damn backwards-talkin is creeping into this thread again. I don't know what a monkye is, but I don't want none.

Liberty's Edge

I cain't reckin tu understad why sombuddy walnts tuh tawk funneh. Musta bin thet zombeh ait his braint out.


ACK PUTKJ! hack hack; how da hull did a real question git inta dis thread; left a real bad taste in me pie hole. Took till now until i had enough thanksgivin bird n fixins wit pleaty o beer to wash it down.

well, now dat are bellies is full; a little more song
time fer the chorus "insert singin it here, jest lookie above fer dat wurds"

k now; next verse:
"Well, my fiddle was my daddys till the day he died
And he took me by the hand and held me close to his side
Said, Live a good life and play my fiddle with pride
And thank God youre a country boy"

hehe, dontchaknow me undead stinky friend; I planned dat radio take over as us redneck Efreets has strange worldly powers :)


Zealot wrote:
Tatterdemalion wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Like Yoda, but with lots of prepositions before reaching a verb...
Whut's a preposition... or a verb?
Preposition H is that stuff whut you buy when yur backside is sore and a verb is one of them new fangled German cars.

hehe, laffed so hard me belly has a new stretchmark; I think dis boy sees clearly; clearly he is one of us, proud to be havin ya onboard Ze a Lot

Liberty's Edge

Okay, whut I miss?
I been on call all weekend, back and forth to the hospital.
They're tryin' to kill a werewolf.

Scarab Sages

Ah dun went an saw me one o'them talkin piture shows a couple days past. Ya know that Jimmy Bond feller? It wuz perty good. Lots o'guns an a couple o'fine lookin young gals.


Yee Haw; am gonna havta git on dat bandwagon and see that flick wit da new Jimmy too and his purty girlies. Well, lets finish out dis old song:

"My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle
Taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
Taught me how to love and how to give just a little
Thank God Im a country boy"

end out wit da chorus, everybody sing along

"Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the suns comin up I got cakes on the griddle
Life aint nothin but a funy funny riddle
Thank God Im a country boy"

whew, well dat was a spot o fun.

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Ah dun went an saw me one o'them talkin piture shows a couple days past. Ya know that Jimmy Bond feller? It wuz perty good. Lots o'guns an a couple o'fine lookin young gals.

The zombeh's gone all high-brow on us.

I dun went to the barn dance last weekend. Everbody was thare.


Aberzombie wrote:
Ah dun went an saw me one o'them talkin piture shows a couple days past. Ya know that Jimmy Bond feller? It wuz perty good. Lots o'guns an a couple o'fine lookin young gals.

Yup, good clean healthy fun. The line where there the CIA guy backs up Bond in the Poker game killed me.

"Like we can't afford it?"

Laughed hard and thought about $500 screwdrivers and $300 toilet seats.

Silver Crusade

Well I went and seen that Jimmy Bond moving picture. I wus surpised that they done got talkies now. I dint like dem Jimmy stories der just wasnt enough deer hunting init. I do havta admit that some of dem ladies were prettier than a new set of snow tires.

Liberty's Edge

Zealot wrote:
Well I went and seen that Jimmy Bond moving picture. I wus surpised that they done got talkies now. I dint like dem Jimmy stories der just wasnt enough deer hunting init. I do havta admit that some of dem ladies were prettier than a new set of snow tires.

Is thet that ther one about the double-nought spy?

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Zealot wrote:
Well I went and seen that Jimmy Bond moving picture. I wus surpised that they done got talkies now. I dint like dem Jimmy stories der just wasnt enough deer hunting init. I do havta admit that some of dem ladies were prettier than a new set of snow tires.
Is thet that ther one about the double-nought spy?

Yup, it shur is. Perty good to. They dun had some perty dang good fightin parts: up on a crane, inna stairwell (from top ta bottum), in a (sinkin) house in that Itallan city what with alla canals, inna cab of a truck at a airoplaneport. An ah say they had the best openin seeqince a any Bond (Jimmy Bond) film ta date. That Craig boy, he's a goodun.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Zealot wrote:
Well I went and seen that Jimmy Bond moving picture. I wus surpised that they done got talkies now. I dint like dem Jimmy stories der just wasnt enough deer hunting init. I do havta admit that some of dem ladies were prettier than a new set of snow tires.
Is thet that ther one about the double-nought spy?
Yup, it shur is. Perty good to. They dun had some perty dang good fightin parts: up on a crane, inna stairwell (from top ta bottum), in a (sinkin) house in that Itallan city what with alla canals, inna cab of a truck at a airoplaneport. An ah say they had the best openin seeqince a any Bond (Jimmy Bond) film ta date. That Craig boy, he's a goodun.

Zombeh, yerr alright fer a dang zombeh.

Silver Crusade

I dun like all that British talkin in them movies. They oughtta make the spy a goodol'boy from Alabam'. Then I'd see it.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
I dun like all that British talkin in them movies. They oughtta make the spy a goodol'boy from Alabam'. Then I'd see it.

Yeeuh. Like Dr. Strainchlove, with Slim Pickens ridin' own a miss-isle.

Scarab Sages

Ayup. Mah name is Zombeh...Aber Zombeh.


Yepper; It could take place in Opryland ur Dollyworld ur Da Kings own Graceland, maybe with Daisy Duke as a double hot Jimmy Bond girl. Whoohoo; got dem creative juices flowin an' gotta run ta da outhouse

Scarab Sages

Mmmm...Daisy Duke.


Hey Heath o wolfboy, back en page two you got me all twitterpaetted in anticipation of some right good homegrown country boy cornsqueezins when you mentioned your still; you ever gonna produce anythang so we can git a tote oven yur hooch?

Liberty's Edge

Valegrim wrote:
Hey Heath o wolfboy, back en page two you got me all twitterpaetted in anticipation of some right good homegrown country boy cornsqueezins when you mentioned your still; you ever gonna produce anythang so we can git a tote oven yur hooch?

Drank it.


600!!!
:P

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