What would Alan rate if he used that magic item that reversed his gender?Dear Merisiel, Daughter of Daggers and Grand Stabber, how would you rate the female iconics physical attractiveness on a scale of 1-10? I think I can assume that Kyra's a 10 for you.Alahazra 9
Amiri 5
Feiya 9
Imrijka 5
Lini 7
Lirianne 9
Seelah 5
Seoni 9
You dunno
If his personality didn't change, probably a 1. If it did change, it's not Alain anymore so it doesn't matter and I can't say.
Dear Merisiel, Daughter of Daggers and Grand Stabber, how would you rate the female iconics physical attractiveness on a scale of 1-10? I think I can assume that Kyra's a 10 for you.Alahazra 9
Amiri 5
Feiya 9
Imrijka 5
Lini 7
Lirianne 9
Seelah 5
Seoni 9
You dunnoI'm surprised Seelah and Amiri were on the low side. You don't like the big strong meat shields of your party, I guess.
Merisiel, what's your favorite meal?
Your favorite beverage?
Your favorite cuddly animal you'd rather not eat?
Just not a fan of muscly people.
Abalone.
Raspberry ale or raspberry wine.
Kitty cats.
What would Alan rate if he used that magic item that reversed his gender?Better question, what would Alain rate if he used an item to reverse his personality?
Wouldn't be Alain anymore, so I'd have to wait and see.
And since we're rating the girls, time for gender parity!
Alain 1
Balazar 3Damiel 7
Ezren 5
Harsk 2
Hayato 5
Lem 5
Sajan 7
Seltyiel 9
Valeros 8
And since we're rating the girls, time for gender parity!Alain 1
Balazar 3
Damiel 7
Ezren 5
Harsk 2
Hayato 5
Lem 5
Sajan 7
Seltyiel 9
Valeros 8
Huh. I'm surprised to see Seltyiel so high. Then again, he's a white-haired sexy half-elf who practically lives without a shirt on.
Merisiel, where did you get your name if you're an orphan? Especially your last name.
You just happen to be shipwrecked on a island with only a single dagger, which is full of dangerous wildlife and - which five companions would you want with you and why?
What's the funniest practical joke you've played on your party?
Merisiel, where did you get your name if you're an orphan? Especially your last name.
You just happen to be shipwrecked on a island with only a single dagger, which is full of dangerous wildlife and - which five companions would you want with you and why?
What's the funniest practical joke you've played on your party?
I don't talk about where my names are from with just anyone.
Kyra (should be obvious why)
Lem (he knows his way around food and is great at keeping morale up!)
Valeros (he's entertaining and fights good)
Seoni (she's a great leader and has lots of handy magic)
Lini (she knows her way around the wilds, and that would include islands!)
I don't really play practical jokes on my friends. That's kinda Lem's job.
Gotcha there! I don't HAVE shoelaces on these boots!
So Merisiel, if you owned a +5 glamered mithril chain shirt, what would you have it look like?
What's the coolest trap you've ever disabled?
If you could have any wondrous item, what would you choose?
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
Gotcha there! I don't HAVE shoelaces on these boots!
Correction. You didn't use to have shoelaces on those boots - that's what made it challenging.
So Merisiel, if you owned a +5 glamered mithril chain shirt, what would you have it look like?
What's the coolest trap you've ever disabled?
If you could have any wondrous item, what would you choose?
I've grown fond of my current outfit. So... that.
It was a super complicated device that took up an entire room and had all sorts of spears and blades and flame shooters and explosions and scorpion launchers and automatic teeth and pugwampi cages.
Belt of physical perfection +6, of course!
Merisiel, last weekend I saw you flawlessly grapple, pin and tie up an enemy despite not having any training in such tactics. How do you pull off such surprising successes?
By being flat-out awesome, I suppose.
Dear Merisiel,
Having lived as long as you have, have you had any other occupations other than rogue and adventurer in your younger days?
Have you ever thought about settling down, raising some kids (possibly adopted?)
What's the sweetest thing that you've ever done for Kyra to show your affection?
Belt of physical perfection +6, of course!
But you are already physicaly perfect....
Belt of physical perfection +6, of course!But you are already physicaly perfect....
+1 Fan Point!
Dear Merisiel,
Having lived as long as you have, have you had any other occupations other than rogue and adventurer in your younger days?
Have you ever thought about settling down, raising some kids (possibly adopted?)
What's the sweetest thing that you've ever done for Kyra to show your affection?
Yup, I certainly have.
Nope. Kids are none of my business.
I'd say it was the tattoo, but I'm not sure she'd agree.
You grew up in many streets. Tell me, were you ever exposed to any addictive recreational drugs? Did you try them? How did you respond to those you saw under their effects? Would you be interested in a sizable payment in gold for participating in clinical trials for one? Free health care and rehab programs included.
Dear Merisiel,
Having lived as long as you have, have you had any other occupations other than rogue and adventurer in your younger days?
Have you ever thought about settling down, raising some kids (possibly adopted?)
What's the sweetest thing that you've ever done for Kyra to show your affection?
Yup, I certainly have.
Nope. Kids are none of my business.
I'd say it was the tattoo, but I'm not sure she'd agree.
Could you elaborate on what those occupations were, or are they not board safe?
You have a tattoo? What is it and where is it?
Do you own a dress, and is it pretty?
I think I might have killed her. I'm not certain whether I should feel offended, intrigued, or flattered.
You grew up in many streets. Tell me, were you ever exposed to any addictive recreational drugs? Did you try them? How did you respond to those you saw under their effects? Would you be interested in a sizable payment in gold for participating in clinical trials for one? Free health care and rehab programs included.
I was, I did, and some of them are fun and some of them aren't. And I make plenty of money as it is without being your guniea pig. Thanks though!
Dear Merisiel,
Having lived as long as you have, have you had any other occupations other than rogue and adventurer in your younger days?
Have you ever thought about settling down, raising some kids (possibly adopted?)
What's the sweetest thing that you've ever done for Kyra to show your affection?
Yup, I certainly have.
Nope. Kids are none of my business.
I'd say it was the tattoo, but I'm not sure she'd agree.
Could you elaborate on what those occupations were, or are they not board safe?
You have a tattoo? What is it and where is it?
Do you own a dress, and is it pretty?
Smuggler, mercenary, bodyguard, entertainer, burglar, thief, and a few less reputable jobs and a few more reputable but more boring jobs I'd rather not talk about.
I do have a tattoo. It's not for you though, so that's all I'm gonna say about that.
I don't own a dress, but if I did, it would indeed be pretty.
I think I might have killed her. I'm not certain whether I should feel offended, intrigued, or flattered.
Or it could be that I was out killing wererats.
Or it could be that I was out killing wererats.
{looks puzzledly at Igor Lem} Wererat?
Dear Merisiel,
Is it true that elf ears are sensitive and feel really good when they're rubbed?
Are you planning on being in the new Mummy's Mask AP, and how do you like to prepare for sandy deserts and ancient necropolises?
If you were to buy your own home, where would you want it?
Why does it sound like you are specifically talking about the reputable, boring jobs when you say you would rather not talk about them? And not so much the less reputable jobs.Smuggler, mercenary, bodyguard, entertainer, burglar, thief, and a few less reputable jobs and a few more reputable but more boring jobs I'd rather not talk about.
I do have a tattoo. It's not for you though, so that's all I'm gonna say about that.
I don't own a dress, but if I did, it would indeed be pretty.
I'm not sure what you're asking.
Dear Merisiel,
Is it true that elf ears are sensitive and feel really good when they're rubbed?
Are you planning on being in the new Mummy's Mask AP, and how do you like to prepare for sandy deserts and ancient necropolises?
If you were to buy your own home, where would you want it?
Yes.
Not gonna say yet.
Sandpoint. Or maybe Kintargo.
Dear Merisiel,
What would you give Kyra for a birthday present?
What's more important to you - Wealth, Adventure, or Companionship?
How would you go about cheering someone up who was sad and depressed?
Dear Merisiel,
What would you give Kyra for a birthday present?
What's more important to you - Wealth, Adventure, or Companionship?
How would you go about cheering someone up who was sad and depressed?
A fancy scimitar.
Companionship that leads to wealth and adventure.
Depends on the person but it would probably involve bringing them on an adventure to distract them from their ennui.
what would you do if you saw a goblin, a kobold and a kappa sneaking into a house?
Climb a tree and watch and wait. It has the makings of being VERY entertaining.
What do you think of the Goblin King's trousers?
What do you think of the Goblin King's trousers?
Silly.
Great and magnificent Merisiel, Mistress of Knives,
What's been the happiest moment of your life so far?
Which would you rather fight: Goblins, Kobolds, Drow, or Orcs, and why?
What would you give Ezren for a birthday present? (It's a cane, isn't it?)
Great and magnificent Merisiel, Mistress of Knives,
What's been the happiest moment of your life so far?
Which would you rather fight: Goblins, Kobolds, Drow, or Orcs, and why?
What would you give Ezren for a birthday present? (It's a cane, isn't it?)
I don't wanna say, since someone would ruin it.
Drow, since they have the best treasure.
A card with the words "One free agreement to your argument" written on it.
Dear Merisiel,
Going back on the birthday presents, what would you give to Valeros, Seoni, Amiri, Seltyiel, Harsk, Feiya, and the rest?
Your previous answer kind of begs the question: Which of your companions do you butt heads/argue with the most?
Ezren.
What is the most effective way to become DUNGEONPROOOOOOOF?! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Be awesome. And look good doing it.
Dear Merisiel,
Going back on the birthday presents, what would you give to Valeros, Seoni, Amiri, Seltyiel, Harsk, Feiya, and the rest?
Not gonna say. Suddenly feels like you're up to something.
Meri, if you where out of adventures to go on, how would you find more?
I can't imagine any case where I'd be out of adventures, so I don't need to worry about finding more.
How were your experiences with piracy?