promised his mother
that he would
the world's ferrets
he subjugated the
land sharks. They
were toothless, having
no concept of
because when they
at candy bags,
the contents spewed
across the kitchen.
It was sad,
had a feast.
They feasted on
and on and
off and on.
The land sharks
decided to revolt
meddling middle-managers.
held a secret.
contained a hidden
library of tequilas
fuel for the
to predict when
your colon will
be ready to
Coincidentally, the show
was cancelled immediately
increase in crime.
a series of
death traps for
other Arkham inmates
who did not
find humor in
had today off