Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Celestial Healer]

burst cat-o-nine-tails, rending

[Vattnisse]

his lacy petticoats

[Heathansson]

and looking for

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

new ways to

[Heathansson]

throttle himself with

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

fancy feather boas

[Heathansson]

made from couatls

[Vattnisse]

stuffed with beholderkin

[Heathansson]

and beholderbarbies, and

[Vattnisse]

those hairy beholderdoggies

[Heathansson]

with googly eyes

[Aberzombie]

and wagging eyestalks

[Heathansson]

and drool all

[Aberzombie]

over the place.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Anyway, when the

[Aberzombie]

clowns started turning

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

blue and puffy

[Aberzombie]

from choking on

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

green tea-flavored

[Heathansson]

barbequed dragon ribs,

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

which were charbroiled

[Vattnisse]

and smeared with

[Heathansson]

the Colonel's secret

[Vattnisse]

aftershave admixture. The

[Heathansson]

burning pain caused

[drunken_nomad]

Nic Cage to

[Aberzombie]

scream nonsensical lymerics

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

like "Not the

[Celestial Healer]

rack again!!!!" His

[Aberzombie]

agent spoke up

[Vattnisse]

in an attempt

[Aberzombie]

to dissuade him

[Heathansson]

from "Wickerman II:

[Vattnisse]

Return of the

[Heathansson]

13th Friday Texas

[Vattnisse]

Care Bear". However,

[Heathansson]

Nic was into

[Vattnisse]

sub-mediocre performances; after

[TheRabidCow]

he sustained major

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damage to his

[Aberzombie]

frontal lobe during

[Celestial Healer]

his own childbirth

[Heathansson]

when his teeth

[Vattnisse]

inexplicably caught on

[Heathansson]

tape, showed up

[Vattnisse]

to audition for

[drunken_nomad]

"Peggy Sue got

[Celestial Healer]

Sued" but didn't

[Vattnisse]

get cast as

[Heathansson]

their audition sucked