Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Heathansson]

Britney Spears is

[Gary Teter]

exiting the limo

[Heathansson]

with her pet

[Celestial Healer]

psuedonatural gibbering mouther

[Heathansson]

named Harris Piltdown

[Celestial Healer]

and showing off

[Heathansson]

her new improved

[Celestial Healer]

bionic breast implants

[Heathansson]

;"oops," she said,

[Celestial Healer]

"I did it

[Heathansson]

wit' Keven Federline,

[drunken_nomad]

and Glenn Danzig

[Heathansson]

who sang Mother

[drunken_nomad]

to my mother!"

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Poor Britney, she

[Heathansson]

just can't catch

[drunken_nomad]

the last pokemon

[Heathansson]

like she caught

[Vattnisse]

the mumps from

[Heathansson]

that guy she

[Vattnisse]

interacted with at

[drunken_nomad]

that backdoor clinic

[Heathansson]

the Mickey Mouse

[drunken_nomad]

Clubbers frequented to

[Heathansson]

treat acne, bubonic

[drunken_nomad]

and demonic plagues.

[Heathansson]

Speaking of demonic,

[Vattnisse]

Chip and Dale

[drunken_nomad]

possessed by Graz'zt,

[Heathansson]

went totally nuts

(get it? They're chipmunks! Nuts!)

[Valegrim]

and stole the

[Onrie]

Slug of complete

[Celestial Healer]

Uselessness from the

[Heathansson]

San Diego Zoo,

[Vattnisse]

where it had

[Onrie]

a lung transplant

[Heathansson]

a pedicure, a

[Vattnisse]

phrenological personality adjustment

[Heathansson]

ala Joe Pesci,

[Vattnisse]

and, finally, a

[drunken_nomad]

fresh coat of

[Heathansson]

coconut body oil

[Vattnisse]

applied by trained

[Heathansson]

dominatrix elephant seals

[Vattnisse]

from the renowned

[Heathansson]

penguin spanking exhibition

[Vattnisse]

at the Museum

[drunken_nomad]

of Weird Stuff.

[Celestial Healer]

Once they had

[Heathansson]

milk and pepsi