Three Word Game, Anybody?

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and quadridextrous girallons

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that have quaffed

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Amp and Rockstar

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potions bestowing unusually

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manic-depressive personality disorders

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like Love and

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lust for tacos

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, instead of normal

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gas cramps and

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sulphurus volcanic diarrhea

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resulting from overenthusiastic

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use of Chapstick.

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Thus, it seems

[Infernal Osquip]

through careful planning

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Chapstick brand Chapstick

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is unsafe. Meanwhile

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, cheap imitation Chapsticks

[Valegrim]

melt for fun

[drunken_nomad]

making pockets messy.

[Savaun Blackhawk]

However, chocolate melts

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as does cheese

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, when it becomes

[Savaun Blackhawk]

attached to a

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hot object, such

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as fiendish Chapstick.

[Valegrim]

cheese brings vaporrats

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with Vick's Vap-o-Rub

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of Inescapable Doom

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, causing unholy diarrhea

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and other unpleasant

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colonic malaises to

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all rodents and

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action figure templated

[drunken_nomad]

fat bastard lawyers.

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Attorney General Kendall,

[drunken_nomad]

a morose mofo,

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ate a sandwich

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containing excessive amounts

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of Chapstick, Cheezwhiz,

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and Camembert, plus

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causing him to

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drop his lawsuit

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down his shorts

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where it got

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all tangled up :)

[Vattnisse]

in his Cheez-whiz-smeared

[Heathansson]

Undergarments. The lawyer

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than adressed his

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Cheez-Whiz problem

[Valegrim]

was a Rat!