OOOOhhhh! Me want! Even though it doesn't fit on my gaming table !!!!
OOOOhhhh! Me want! Even though it doesn't fit on my gaming table !!!!
Clearly Paizo needs to add "extra large gaming table" to whichever subscription line includes all these big maps. :)
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... and I feel fine!
(come on, somebody had to do it!) :)
Very much looking forward to my copy.
Thanks for getting my REM reference. :) For just a few seconds, I was tempting to filk the song with all Golarion references. Just for a second. Until the enormity of the task hit me (do you know how many words are in those lyrics)?
-Lisa
... and I feel fine!
(come on, somebody had to do it!) :)
Very much looking forward to my copy.
Thanks for getting my REM reference. :) For just a few seconds, I was tempting to filk the song with all Golarion references. Just for a second. Until the enormity of the task hit me (do you know how many words are in those lyrics)?
-Lisa
yep I once tried to transcribe them so the band I was in could sing it. Damn it Stipes!!! Stop mumbling!!!!;)
I've looked over the PDF, and I have to say I'm very impressed :)
... and I feel fine!
(come on, somebody had to do it!) :)
Very much looking forward to my copy.
I was going to be a bit more subtle and say that this map is so large it's causing me to have a crisis of faith.
*continues counting the days until the next paycheck arrives*
Another headline for when you just want to sell the PDF: New Adventures in Hi-Res.
Thanks for getting my REM reference. :) For just a few seconds, I was tempting to filk the song with all Golarion references. Just for a second. Until the enormity of the task hit me (do you know how many words are in those lyrics)?
Fewer (I think) than say, We Didn't Start the Fire or Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me), either of which would also provide many opportunities for Golarion references.
I took a stab at it, but the original REM lyrics seem almost randomly generated, which make direct parody extremely difficult. Spoilered below are the original lyrics and my incomplete Pathfinderized version:
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
"Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right."
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...
an Inner Sea and Aroden does not return.
Eye of Abendego, where did Azlant go?
Hell serves its own needs, contract may serve your needs.
Level up, improve a stat - DEX, no STR.
The Storval Stairs to plateau raised to a great height.
Rune in a star representing seven sins, a decadent empire and an ancient site.
Casmaron and Garund, Avistan and Sarusan, and the Crown of the World
Society of Pathfinders wander, seeking, digging, writing,
Look at that Wayfinder!
Ioun stone.
Uh oh, Worldwound, an invasion - mariliths and glabrezus.
"Heal yourself, restore yourself, smite enables great deeds, cantrips cause bleed,
Should we kill or capture, and make sure to count the loot -- twice. "
A Varisian paladin, Hellknight, quite a sight, aligned to the far right.
It's the map of the world as we know it
It's the map of the world as we know it
It's the map of the world as we know it, at least so far.
Second Dark - zero hour, Sarenrae Dawnflower,
Lamashtu, Rovagug, Ulunat's a big bug,
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It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path)
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It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path)
It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path)
It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path), at least so far.
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It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path)
It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path), at least so far.
It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path)
It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path)
It's the map of the world as we know it (it's time for another Adventure Path), at least so far.
OOOOhhhh! Me want! Even though it doesn't fit on my gaming table !!!!Clearly Paizo needs to add "extra large gaming table" to whichever subscription line includes all these big maps. :)
Hey, if they come with a portable game room that I can add to my house, you have a deal! :-D
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OOOOhhhh! Me want! Even though it doesn't fit on my gaming table !!!!Clearly Paizo needs to add "extra large gaming table" to whichever subscription line includes all these big maps. :)
I have a 5' x 10' gaming table that would certainly hold it, but it's not going to. Mine is going on the WALL! :)
Don't worry, it's all the in the basement, the wife won't disown me. At least not for that... =P
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Thanks for getting my REM reference. :)
-Lisa
Glad you liked it. I'm here to please. :)
Now, start making "Shiny Happy People" references, and I might have to run through Paizo HQ with a large semiautomatic weapon. :)
I'm with Denis Leary on that one - "Hey hey hey - Pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike! I want the shiny people over here, and the happy people over here. I represent angry, gun-toting, meat-eating $*#ing people. Sit down and shut up, Michael!"
I can't find Jorgenfist on this map. As a fortress of giants, it's got to be at least as large as Sandpoint.
I realize there's no way to get every single named location onto a map, but this is a place the PCs actually visit in one of the most popular adventure paths.
I wasn't looking for the Valley of the Black Tower. Perhaps that location is shown? If not, do we at least know from some other source what set of hills/mountains surround that valley?
