Corporate I.T. Babble Generator PDF

Corporate I.T. Babble Generator

Babble suitable for the IT side of the corporate world

Corporations seem to have a love/hate relationship with their IT (Information Technology) departments. On the one hand, they rely on them to function, but on the other treat them with borderline contempt. This is not helped by the ones in charge often not seeming to grasp the concepts that they are suggesting are sometimes not doable within the time frame they request..

Then comes the buzzwords, the phrases that sound good, but mean, ultimately, nonsense. Sometimes they are legitimate, but too many times those on the front lines have to implement what is essentially gibberish.

From new and "innovative" ideas/concepts to various names for the IT departments, this babble generator gives you the sort of nonsense you would expect to come from the leaders who have no real grasp of technology but once read a phrase somewhere and now insist on it being the hot new thing, only to forget about it when the next week comes along.

With over 1,000,000 possible combinations (if all options used), some might just resemble real-life...

Example Outputs include:

Buzzwords/Terms

• Consolidated Cluster
• Dynamic Signature Research
• Uniform Captcha Authentication

Department/Team Names

• Proprietary Intelligence List Consultants
• Advanced Signature Connectivity Officials
• B2B Intelligence Troubleshooting Delegates