| Full Name |
Jerry Keyes |
| Race |
Twisted Half-Monkey, Half-Pony |
| Classes/Levels |
20th Level Henchman |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Roughly this big, larger in a rear view mirror. |
| Age |
Most days young, some days (very, very) old. |
| Special Abilities |
Can write boring profiles. |
| Alignment |
Slightly left. |
| Deity |
The Great 20-sided die. |
| Location |
At the keyboard, or in front of the fridge. |
| Languages |
Mumble, mumble. |
| Occupation |
Lurker, Party Killer |
About surfbored
Standing before you is a nondescript male villager of questionable intent. His apparel seems normal enough, but his gaze falls behind you as he gestures slightly, as if instructing someone to knock you on the head with something blunt. A smile spreads across his face. What do you do?
