Deep 6 FaWtL


Off-Topic Discussions

163,601 to 163,650 of 238,589 << first < prev | 3268 | 3269 | 3270 | 3271 | 3272 | 3273 | 3274 | 3275 | 3276 | 3277 | 3278 | next > last >>

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Nine.

Edit: Nine something.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Los frijoles están causando mis gatos gran angustia.
Wait your cats name is bean and its causing you great distress?

Beans are causing great distress to my cats.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Yours too? That's so weird.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"We can't leave the block. We can go above it or below it. Down to the dungeons and sewers, or up to pigeonland. But otherwise all we have is a highway, a piñata party, and a clownsman. The only place you can go is through the clown's tent, and he's not letting you through."

--paraphrase of a YouTube video.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

AH ok well probably shouldn't feed cat beans in the future.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

What are cat beans, and who should I not feed them to? Can I feed them to someone in the past?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

alright you got me I can't think of a *witty* response to that.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

I've got a can of dog beans, can I feed those to my cats?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Probably shouldn't feed human beans to anyone.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"


1 person marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Probably shouldn't feed human beans to anyone.

"Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too. He's dead."


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"We've only been live for 20 minutes and we've already hit placenta, man."


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Probably shouldn't feed human beans to anyone.
"Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too. He's dead."

Is that a Watchmen reference? I've never read it, and only sorta watched the movie. But I think there's a character called The Comedian, right?


1 person marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los future wrote:
I've got a can of dog beans, can I feed those to my cats?

Can in Galician and old Spanish means dog xD


1 person marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Probably shouldn't feed human beans to anyone.
"Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too. He's dead."
Is that a Watchmen reference? I've never read it, and only sorta watched the movie. But I think there's a character called The Comedian, right?

A Comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"I can't come in to work today. I woke up with an acute case of the Sticky Mickeys."

"At least they're cute."

****
"I have stage four Fizzy Nostril."

****
"Do you know what causes birds to fly away?"
"An explosion?"
"Correct, and what causes an explosion?"
"Umm...your anus?"


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los future wrote:
I've got a can of dog beans, can I feed those to my cats?
Can in Galician and old Spanish means dog xD

So, I have a dog of dog beans? ¿O un can de frijoles de can?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

So they are bush's baked beans then?


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Roll that beautiful bean footage.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Probably shouldn't feed human beans to anyone.
"Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too. He's dead."
Is that a Watchmen reference? I've never read it, and only sorta watched the movie. But I think there's a character called The Comedian, right?
A Comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.

He opened my eyes. Only the best comedians do that


6 people marked this as a favorite.
NobodysHome wrote:

So yeah, final day in Hawaii and the inevitable happened. Impus Major forgot to sunscreen his legs. While surfing. In Hawaii.

It will be an... interesting... plane ride home for him tomorrow. On the bright side, he has learned an important life lesson about sunscreen.

lol white people problems

absorbs more sunlight harmlessly

Seriously though, heal up, little guy.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"I think you were telling me that you have erectile amnesia."
"I do?"


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"I haven't almost died recently."
"That's a good streak. You should try to keep that up."


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"I really think the greatest accomplishment we've stumbled across today was a 'penile cold'."


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"Hey Manny, Dockmaster Velasco here says he's got a place we can dry dock the Bone Wagon for a while."
And then the hosts cracked up.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"Sometimes I wonder if I sniffed hard enough if my mustache would go right up my nose."


1 person marked this as a favorite.

the answer is yes.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"Ahh, to sleep, perchance to dream about spiders and beavers."


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Possibly the greatest love song of all time.


4 people marked this as a favorite.

I get to pick up my daughter today!

She's been away at Grandma's for two weeks.


4 people marked this as a favorite.

You can tell it rained last night. My hair has poofed out to like twice its normal volume. We're talking 80s level poofiness here. I didn't even try to put it up. There's no hope of containing it when it's like this. :P


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Trying to coordinate with my family for a get-together the week after this at my dad's place. We are none of us good at planning. Like epically bad kind of not good at planning. It's making things...interesting. My husband is freaking out a little, and I'm like I don't know what you're fussed about...you're not even going on this trip! :P
Although I must admit, it would be nice to know ahead of time if I need to buy an air mattress so we can sleep in the back of the car or if there will be room for us in the house....eh, we'll figure it out when we get there....


1 person marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Possibly the greatest love song of all time.

Why does it look like they are they in Rick's Cafe Americain?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Possibly greatest line(s) from a youtube D&D series I am watching. (of which there have been a few good one-liners)
Bard(I think it was, may have been Archer) - "This is a Crypt!"
DM as a Guard in Elven Council room. "Excuse me, this is our sacred council room! How dare you! I mean, yes it's old but..."
Wizard Druid - "There are bones on the floor!" (Dm is using a pre-generated map off of roll-20.)
Dm as same Guard "We preserve history."
Link here to specific time
Link here to start of series
Edit: FIFM


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Probably shouldn't feed human beans to anyone.
"Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too. He's dead."
Is that a Watchmen reference? I've never read it, and only sorta watched the movie. But I think there's a character called The Comedian, right?
A Comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.

Sorry; no. Not even I cared. You're on your own, Rorschach. (Actually, I think the proper attribution in the movie would be to the Owl, but it's been a while.)


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Wind, rain, and headache...


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So yeah, final day in Hawaii and the inevitable happened. Impus Major forgot to sunscreen his legs. While surfing. In Hawaii.

It will be an... interesting... plane ride home for him tomorrow. On the bright side, he has learned an important life lesson about sunscreen.

lol white people problems

absorbs more sunlight harmlessly

Seriously though, heal up, little guy.

Tell that to my black friends who avoid the sun just as much as we do, then burn almost as easily. I'll never forget JJ: "I'm black! How the heck did I get a sunburn and you didn't?!?!?!"

Sunscreen. The Great Equalizer...


2 people marked this as a favorite.

I don't burn, except once a year.
Thank you Hispanic heritage.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

For the first two weeks of working in the blazing sun, I had red upper sides of my forearms... Now they are brown. The bottoms are still pale lily as usual.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
The Game Hamster wrote:

I don't burn, except once a year.

Thank you Hispanic heritage.

I get sunburns all the time though.

At first I read Hispanic as Spanish but I guess you meant Latin American?
If not, my heritage seems not to be working and needs to be fixed!


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Kileanna wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:

I don't burn, except once a year.

Thank you Hispanic heritage.

I get sunburns all the time though.

At first I read Hispanic as Spanish but I guess you meant Latin American?
If not, my heritage seems not to be working and needs to be fixed!

I have a bit of everything, so some Spanish wouldn't surprise me, but yes, I meant Latin american, more specifically Mexican. It dominated my skin color, but the rest is more predominately Scot-Irish.


3 people marked this as a favorite.

Reason #238 we Hate Impus Major
So, the boy is already rail-thin and boasts a six-pack in spite of rarely exercising, but this morning we woke him up and his "fairly bad" sunburn is now a deep, dark, even tan. In under 24 hours.

We hates him, yes we do.

Honestly, full disclosure: I tan so well and have such straight, dark hair that whenever I got back from Hawaii when I was a kid, everyone assumed I was Native American. But I never remember taming THAT fast...


1 person marked this as a favorite.
NobodysHome wrote:

Reason #238 we Hate Impus Major

So, the boy is already rail-thin and boasts a six-pack in spite of rarely exercising, but this morning we woke him up and his "fairly bad" sunburn is now a deep, dark, even tan. In under 24 hours.

We hates him, yes we do.

Honestly, full disclosure: I tan so well and have such straight, dark hair that whenever I got back from Hawaii when I was a kid, everyone assumed I was Native American. But I never remember taming THAT fast...

It's a youth thing.

When I was his age, I believed that was my mutant super power. Nowadays... well, not so much.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Reason #238 we Hate Impus Major

So, the boy is already rail-thin and boasts a six-pack in spite of rarely exercising, but this morning we woke him up and his "fairly bad" sunburn is now a deep, dark, even tan. In under 24 hours.

We hates him, yes we do.

Honestly, full disclosure: I tan so well and have such straight, dark hair that whenever I got back from Hawaii when I was a kid, everyone assumed I was Native American. But I never remember taming THAT fast...

It's a youth thing.

When I was his age, I believed that was my mutant super power. Nowadays... well, not so much.

I'm almost 20, (end of month) and I still tan like that. Except I never "badly" burn, it's merely a bit raw.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Instead of a tan I get freckles and an indeterminate yelowish color...


NobodysHome wrote:

Reason #238 we Hate Impus Major

So, the boy is already rail-thin and boasts a six-pack in spite of rarely exercising, but this morning we woke him up and his "fairly bad" sunburn is now a deep, dark, even tan. In under 24 hours.

We hates him, yes we do.

Honestly, full disclosure: I tan so well and have such straight, dark hair that whenever I got back from Hawaii when I was a kid, everyone assumed I was Native American. But I never remember taming THAT fast...

Oh, I hate that so much! My husband does that, even now. He gets one bad burn and it heals in a day and then he's tan. Meanwhile, I burn easily, heal freakishly slowly, and the closest I get to tan is a slightly creamier shade of ivory.

These people and their fast healing....grrr.....;P


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Forum ate my post...


2 people marked this as a favorite.
NobodysHome wrote:
Reason #238 we Hate Impus Major (...) But I never remember taming THAT fast...

Imps (Impuses? Impii?) never tamed well or fast. Not nearly close to getting tame within 24 hours... Are you sure it's not some kind of trickery of theirs to get your guards down?


1 person marked this as a favorite.
lynora wrote:
You can tell it rained last night. My hair has poofed out to like twice its normal volume. We're talking 80s level poofiness here. I didn't even try to put it up. There's no hope of containing it when it's like this. :P

yes, please.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Drejk wrote:
Forum ate my post...

It feeds on posts. If it doesn't get enough, the goblins appear.

163,601 to 163,650 of 238,589 << first < prev | 3268 | 3269 | 3270 | 3271 | 3272 | 3273 | 3274 | 3275 | 3276 | 3277 | 3278 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Gamer Life / Off-Topic Discussions / Deep 6 FaWtL All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.