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All this, Hal/Kyle/Jon talk. Everyone knows the greatest Green Lantern ever was G'nort.


GM Niles wrote:
WTH are you doing on this thread then...

I have a theory about his presence.....


MMmmmm......


Bjørn Røyrvik wrote:
Again I wonder why we cannot have Agent Carter replace AoS permanently.

Because Disney has a plan? And that plan is made by people who know the entertainment industry?


Purple Dragon Knight wrote:

I don't want to start a flame war, but let's consider that Nick Fury (from the comics), was originally a white dude, and when Sam Jackson got the part there was brief astonishment, but most Marvel fans soon readily accepted the change as a positive one (Sam Jackson is such a badass actor that even people with "black agenda" conspi-racist views could not muster the argument that this was done for the "diversification of Marvel")

...and bam. After 5 min they make the head of SHIELD a white dude again.

I'm aware of the positive "COULSON" effect within Marvel, and I genuinely love the actor and the guy, but geez, couldn't they keep Sam Jackson/Fury as the head honcho of SHIELD? Wasn't there some room for coexistence?? The show doesn't need to focus on the Director. If they can make a show like '24' shoehorn an entire season's worth of shows in a single day, story-wise, what's stopping "Agents of SHIELD" from operating on a less grandiose arc, with stories spanning months and months, in preference of a more focused operation spanning one season? (i.e. one season could have been spent finding Von Strucker's castle which gets stormed by the Avengers at the beginning of their second movie, instead of just 'honorable mentions' here and there... make the show actually matter for the movies, and don't be afraid to 'mix the blood' i.e. have Coulson (again!), Sky, or Fitz show up in certain big screen scenes, perhaps running simulations for Stark or Banner or uploading some life-saving software to Jarvis remotely...)

I feel it would be better that way... more connected. With the current way you can almost hear the beans being counted and the lawyer papers rustling in the background...

Mrgh....


Hrrrrmmmmm.....


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Mmmmm......braiinnnssssss.


Yeerg....


Mrgh.....


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HarbinNick wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
African Grey Parrots have vocabularies of over 200 words.
That's at the rather unimpressive end of what they can do, a trained african grey can easily go far, far beyond that. I've heard of parakeets with 100 word lists.

Mrgh?


GRAAARRR!!


glarb...


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Messageboard Troll wrote:
Anybody who isn't playing D&D 7.5 might as well pack up their Strawberry Shortcake dolls and go home! Losers.

Brainnnnssss........?


Elinor Knutsdottir wrote:


Are you all talking about what you colonials laughably call 'football'? As opposed to what the rest of the world calls football.

Newcastle United forever!

I understand your laughter. Given you're a soccer fan, it's either that or cry.


Xabulba wrote:
ZombieTroll wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
I've got lots to say but it's all bile filled ramblings, personal attacks and self opinionated drek so I'm gonna keep quite instead of becoming a troll.

Becoming....?

;)

Sticks and stones may break my bones SO STOP THROWING STICKS AND STONES.

throws brainnnnsss instead


Xabulba wrote:
I've got lots to say but it's all bile filled ramblings, personal attacks and self opinionated drek so I'm gonna keep quite instead of becoming a troll.

Becoming....?

;)


Mrgh....


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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Also: Clearly there is something wrong with you. :)
Troll! ;P

Or, a public service.


Messageboard Troll wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Good Morning.

Why is it everyday I have to close up more threads, or even an entire section of the boards, and it always seems to be because of the same few posters?

Sadly, same here. It sucks even more when I see certain people that I'd usually think better of engaging in trollish behavior.

Was it Mairkurion? Or maybe Celestial Healer?

Sigh...
;-)
ALL YOUR OPINIONS ARE SUCK!

Mrgh....


Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus wrote:
Do undead things keep regeneration? Say we had an undead troll anti-paladin?

Mrgh....?


Crimson Jester wrote:
I failed my will save once, I will not get sucked in by the simple minded binary thinking troll.

Mrgh?


Successful Troll is Successful wrote:
Successful Troll believe zombie needs to start with the burning already.

ZombieTroll believe plans for the burning have already been initiated.


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Zombieneighbours wrote:
ZombieTroll wrote:
Oh yay! Brethren!
I believe your looking for troll town.

Naah, I know trolls when I smell 'em, and they're right here.


Oh yay! Brethren!


Brrnnnnzzzz....?


Mmmmm......


I think someone's trying to steal your thunder.


Mrgh?


CHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEERR RRRR!!!


Oblivious trolling.


Mrgh?


Braiiiinnnnssss....?


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Brainnnnnsssss?


Braiinnnnnnssss?


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kelvingreen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
An internship. Which, I'm sure, consists of slightly more than just fetching coffee.
Geoff Johns wrote:
I met a bunch of people from DC and I gave them a tour of the set, fetching Richard Donner's coffee and spilling it on myself.
So yes, you're right, there was spillage involved too.

From Wikipedia:

Johns started off copying scripts, and after about two months, was hired as a runner, or production assistant for Donner, whom Johns regards as his mentor

Also from Wikipedia:

In unionized television and feature film, production assistants are usually divided into different categories: "Set PA", "Truck PA", "Office PA or Set Runner" and "Extra PA or Daily" - Variations exist depending on a show's structure or region of the United States or Canada.

Office PAs' usually spend most hours in the respective show's production office handling such tasks as phones, deliveries, script copies, lunch pick-ups, and related tasks in coordination with the production manager and production coordinator.

So, yes, there was more than just carrying and spilling coffee. Maybe when you convince a well-known director to give you a job after talking with him on the phone, you could revisit this issue.


Hey! Can I play this game?

flips coin

Lois Lane wins!!!


Ironicdisaster wrote:

Iron Fist wins because "plunges fists into dragon heart" is way cooler than "practiced."

Also, DC is lame.

You look familiar....


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Classes/Levels

Damaged 0 | Hero Points 0 | Perception +X | Initiative +X | Toughness 15 | Dodge 2 | Parry 5 | Fortitude 15 | Will 5 | The Devourer

About The Devourer

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"Ye have done much to bring about the indescribable return. May ye go mad quickly and not be devoured." - H.P. Lovecraft

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ABILITIES (34PP):

STR • Strength 16 (8+8) [Close Damage • 16PP]
STA • Stamina 12 (8+4) [Toughness Defence, Fortitude Defence • 16PP]
AGL • Agility -1 [Dodge Defence, Initiative Bonus • +2PP]
DEX • Dexterity 0 [Ranged Attack Checks • 0PP]
FGT • Fighting 3 [Close Attack Checks, Parry Defence • 6PP]
INT • Intellect 4 (-1+5) [Intelligence Checks • +2PP]
AWE • Awareness 0 [Will Defence • 0PP]
PRE • Presence 0 [Presence Checks • 0PP]

POWERS (63PP):

EOTEN FORM • Activation (Standard Action, -2PP ) • Personal • Sustained • 37 pointsMystic

Eald Gigant [OE: Ancient Giant]: Growth 3 (Innate). [7PP]

Fenn-Bræðr [OE: Fen-Breather]: Immunity 1 (Drowning, Innate). [2PP]

Frwiræde (OE: Of Two Minds): Enhanced Advantage 1 (Second Chance; Mind Control). [1PP]

Hále ond Hamel [OE: Hale and Rugged]: Immunity 3 (Disease, Earthly Weather, Innate). [4PP]

I Swæc se Blōd of a… [OE: I Smell the Blood of a…]: Senses 10 (Olfactory; Accurate, Acute, Counters Concealment, Counters Illusion, Extended, Radius, Tracking. Limited to Blood). [5PP]

Magaþihtan [OE: Strong of Stomach): Feature 1 (Iron Stomach). [1PP]

Lang-Hóhscancan [OE: Long-Shanks]: Movement 2 (Sure-Footed 2, Innate) & Speed 1 (Innate). [5PP+2PP=7PP]

Lang-Hrīnan [OE: Long-Reach/Strike]: Damage 1 (Strength; Innate, Reach). [3PP]

þurhdelfan [OE: Dig-Through/Under]: Burrowing 2 (Penetrating, Innate). [4PP]

Toh-Scinn [OE: Tough-Skin]: Protection 3. [3PP]

Unmann Afol [OE: Brute Strength] Enhanced Strength 2 (Power-Lifting; Limited to Lifting). [2PP]

Forbregdan Sé Forswelgend [OE: Become The Devourer] Morph 1 (Metamorph - The Devourer; Uncontrolled). [5PP]

- Féondgráp [OE: Grip of a Foe] Féondgráp [OE: Grip of a Foe] Enhanced Advantage 1 (Improved Hold) & Extra Limbs 2 (Forearms/Hands; Innate). [1PP+3PP = 4PP Total]

- Gehære Unmann [OE: Hairy Brute] Feature 1 (Insulating Fur). [1PP]

- Grǣdiġ Bita [OE: Ravenous/Hungry Bite] Damage 4 (Bite; Penetrating 6, Grab-based). [6PP]

- Níðgæs Déopnes [OE: Malignant Cunning/Knowledge] Enhanced Intellect 5 [10PP]
- Ungemete [OE: Huge] Growth 1. [2PP]

- Untýdre Afol [OE: Monstrous Strength] Enhanced Strength 4. [8PP]

ADVANTAGES (12PP):

All-out Attack [Trade active defence for attack bonus]
Daze [Use Intimidation to daze an opponent.]
Diehard [Automatically stabilise when dying.]
Fast Grab [Make a free grab check after an unarmed attack.]
Great Endurance [+5 on checks involving endurance.]
Improved Grab [Make grab attacks with one arm. Not vulnerable while grabbing.]
Improved Hold [–5 circumstance penalty to escape from your holds.]
Improvised Weapon 2 [Use Unarmed Combat skill with improvised weapons, +1 damage bonus per rank.]
Interpose [Take an attack meant for an ally.]
Languages 1 [English & Old English (native).]
Power Attack [Trade attack bonus for effect bonus.]
Takedown [Free extra attack when you incapacitate a minion.]

SKILLS (16PP):

Close Combat (Unarmed) 4 [FGT] (+7)
Expertise: Mythology 8 [INT] (+7)
Insight 2 [AWE] (+2)
Intimidation 12 [PRE] (+13)
Perception 2 [AWE] (+2)
Ranged Combat (Thrown) 4 [DEX] (+4)

Skill Modifier: Your hero’s total modifier with any skill (ability rank + skill rank + advantage modifiers) cannot exceed the series power level +10. This includes untrained skill modifiers using only ability rank, and so sets an effective limit on all abilities associated with skills.

DEFENCES (17PP):

Toughness 15 [STA • DC24 • +3 Protection Ranks]
Dodge 2 [AGL • DC10 • 5PP • -2 Growth Ranks]
Parry 5 [FGT • DC10 • 4PP • -2 Growth Ranks]
Fortitude 15 [STA • DC10 • 3PP]
Will 5 [AWE • DC10 • 5PP]

Immunities: Disease & Earthly Weather.

Spoiler:
Defence Class: The main defence class traits are Dodge, Parry, and Will.
Resistance Checks: The main resistance check traits are Dodge, Fortitude, Toughness, and Will.

Parry & Toughness: The total of your hero’s Parry and Toughness defences cannot exceed twice the series power level. Currently 20 (PL10 x2)
Dodge & Toughness: The total of your hero’s Dodge and Toughness defences cannot exceed twice the series power level. Currently 20 (PL10 x2)
Fortitude & Will: The total of your hero’s Fortitude and Will defences cannot exceed twice the series power level. Currently 20 (PL10 x2)

POWER POINTS (150):

Abilities 34 + Powers 63 + Advantages 13 + Skills 16 + Defences 17 = 143