Romulan Don Freakin Rickles |
Zombie Jesus is a car thief.
My mom has that as her facebook avatar. I think the pipeline crashed, brah.
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
They used to beat the crap out of this guy for burning copies of the Constitution in downtown Boston. My kind of troll!
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
This chick kicked much slaveowner ass!
Did you know she was supposed to go on the Harper's Ferry raid with John Brown but couldn't make it because she was sick or something?
Or, so I heard. Fact-checking is for trolls!
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:Neil Young hates America.Stevie Wonder, too.
Bruce Springsteen and Cheech Marin hate America.
EDIT: It's not a Datsun, it's a Chevrolet! Andele!
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Braiiiinnnnssss....?
Zombies hate America.
Rated: NSFW for foul language, zombies.
Aberzombie |
ZombieTroll wrote:Braiiiinnnnssss....?Zombies hate America.
Rated: NSFW for foul language, zombies.
That is LIBEL, sir! You shall be hearing from my attorney!
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law |
On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.
I have here in my hand a list of 205 names--205 zombies known to the Secretary of State, who, despite their America-hating ways, are allowed to work for the State Department.
I will see you in court!
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:Master Blaster is a Teamster!Does that make Mel Gibson a Pinkerton?
Scab!
Doodlebug Anklebiter |
Andreas Baader doesn't particularly care for the Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
EDIT: More cuss words
Trollaid |
Kruelaid wrote:Liz Courts wrote:Please keep posts in this thread civil, thank you!A Civil Discussion of Trolling?
Just a point of clarification:
This thread is NOT devoted to a civil discussion of trolling.
This thread IS trolling!
And I am the Burgomeister of Troll Town!
Vomit guy's puke is worthier.
Leafar the Lost |
Just a point of clarification:
This thread is NOT devoted to a civil discussion of trolling.
This thread IS trolling!
And I am the Burgomeister of Troll Town!
Really? Thank you for admitting that you are a troll and this thread is trolling. At least you are an honest troll. Unfornuately, you are also guilty of breaking the Internet Police's zero-tolerance policy on trolling. You are officially banned from this site, and all other sites on the Internet. Do to enhancements in technology (stolen from that alien spacecraft in Area 51) it is now possible to literally block someone from using the Internet.
It doesn't matter what computer you use, once you have been idenitifed as a Troll, you will be unable to use any technological device to log into the Internet. I am very sorry about this, but I must follow the law. Again, I thank you for your honesty, but as we speak I am typing in the Multi-Dimensional Algorithm right now that will start your lifetime ban. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Vomit Guy |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:Vomit guy's puke is worthier.Kruelaid wrote:Liz Courts wrote:Please keep posts in this thread civil, thank you!A Civil Discussion of Trolling?
Just a point of clarification:
This thread is NOT devoted to a civil discussion of trolling.
This thread IS trolling!
And I am the Burgomeister of Troll Town!
You called?
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
Peace LVR |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:Just a point of clarification:
This thread is NOT devoted to a civil discussion of trolling.
This thread IS trolling!
And I am the Burgomeister of Troll Town!
Really? Thank you for admitting that you are a troll and this thread is trolling. At least you are an honest troll. Unfornuately, you are also guilty of breaking the Internet Police's zero-tolerance policy on trolling. You are officially banned from this site, and all other sites on the Internet. Do to enhancements in technology (stolen from that alien spacecraft in Area 51) it is now possible to literally block someone from using the Internet.
It doesn't matter what computer you use, once you have been idenitifed as a Troll, you will be unable to use any technological device to log into the Internet. I am very sorry about this, but I must follow the law. Again, I thank you for your honesty, but as we speak I am typing in the Multi-Dimensional Algorithm right now that will start your lifetime ban. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Whoa dude! You gotta get me some of the stuff you're smoking.