Zarongel's Poog!'s page

"KaN hz awl fiiaz?!!! YUSSSSSSSSSS!"

"Wuyrdz? Hu nids reedin wen u gotz FIRE??!"

"FIYRRE??? WARRRRE?"

"All wurds must birn!"

Poog throws himself into the zeal that only a goblin can possess when confronted with the evil HERESY that is written words, perhaps terrifying some of the other newly minted goblin members of the tribe with his zeal.

When things are well in hand on that route, he'll head over to make sure that the squealy little big is okay, and being taken care of -- not food, that's sum pyg!

And so the hilarity continues!

Poog laughs and points at Briedzillah and whacks in her area with the Longshanks Beatin' Stik Mrk Cero!

"Reta gonna take you hat!
It don't make HER look fat!
You're going to really splat!
'cause you're not all of that!"

LBSM0(Flanking): 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (8) - 1 + 2 = 9

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

"Zarongel say you is toast
Longshanks meat a'plenty to boast
You can run away if you want...
Licktoad here to burn words, not hunt.."

Longshank Beater +0(Goblin Bravery): 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 + 1 = 8
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Poog was so Happy to be Beat -- spend that sucker! DR/5 4-5=0!

He gets knocked to the side by the momentum of the blow and whacks at the longshanks woman again!

Longshank Beating Stick +0 (Goblin Bravery): 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 + 1 = 6

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

Poog really can't Declare Happy Beat when the damage is rolled at the same time as the hit (due to the nature of PbP), but he would have because that hit would put him at Staggered... If it does work, he'd go 'one square left/West'...

Poog focuses on his longshanks intently with an evil grin!

Longshank Stik O' Beatin' +0(Goblin Bravery): 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 + 1 = 19

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0Another 1 non-lethal?

It looks like he's going for a sadistic beat-down of the woman longshanks, taking his time at it!

Poog strikes at the taller longshanks Bridezilla with Longshankz Stik of Beating +0!

Quarterstaff(Goblin Bravery): 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 + 1 = 16

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1 1 non-lethal?

"You STOP KICKING SQUEALY!"

Poog getz angree when he seez the woman kicking the nice Pig! Advancing on mean longshanks with Longshanks Beater +0, he startz singing!

"Squealy Piggy Poog's friend.
Squealy Piggy's kicking end.
Stupid longshanks spine bend.
Why is barn afire again??"

Poog pulls out Longshank Beating Stick Pluz Nuthin' and moves closer to the table while making some squealing noises!

Bluff(sound like piggy): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Now, as for a little goblin...that might be interesting.

DOOOOO EEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Poog probably isn't as good as that and Moggy took the GOOD hiding spot, but he'll try to use a different table!

Double Move, Stealthy

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Poog reaches over and takes the pipe, and then smokes it to get rid of the evil longshanks ickyness!

Then he'll look for any other things not tied down that would be handy to goblins before adding some straw to the human bonfire to make the barn a bonfire and then.. THE WORLD! BWAHAHAAHHAHAH! *Poog bashes player with Longshanks Beater +0!*

Poog moves to give Chuffy help hitting and pulls out the beating stick!

'Quarterstaff' 'flanking': 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (15) - 1 + 2 = 16

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Clearly longshanks stix must be used for beating longshanks!

Poog moves to the barn to engage the next step of the daring plan by opening the door and then using pointy things that are always inside longshank places to pointy-poke all the animals out into the other animals with a feral smile, and jumping on one if they aren't moving.

RIDE!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

Sure thing.

I was waiting for other folks to chime in, are we sure we didn't fall off their updating?

It feels like we lost a couple of folks?

Poog comes up with a truly terrifying series of ideas...

If the goblins can put the right fences into place, then all the animals from the barn can be chased into the pens.

Then the fences to the pens can be weakened in the direction of the yard/celebration and all the animals scared towards them to stampede the yard/celebration.

While that is going on, a daring explosives expert can direct their amazing vicious bombs towards the farmhouse, to bring it down.

It's probably a bit of overreach, but let no one say Poog isn't dreaming BIG.

"Wi fownd nastee evl wurdz! ANN MAPP! ZARONGEL SAYZ THEY BAD! WE MUSST BURN THE BADZ and wut made BADZ!"

Translation: We found the infidel writing of 'words' and need to purge the impure from the land, that we might redeem ourselves in the eyes of the biggest badarsed Goblin God of them all! FOR THE ZARONGEL! *coughs*

Poog hisses at the words and looks for FIRE to burn the obscenity out of the collective misery of all goblins!

WORDS BAD!

Poog goes to look for Chuffy and the others, since the longlegs and her not-horse four-legs didn't seem to be good enough food for them.

"Wutcha gott?"

Fair enough.

I hadn't been posting because the last thing Poog tried to do was get the donkey drunk and there was no response to that. No worries, though.

Feel free to bot the pyro.

Fir gud!

Poog's longshanks playr goin' Khan. Poog lefft alon. Poog ma startt firez!

Will be gone from Tuesday until next Monday. Will try to update but cannot make guarantees.

Poog holds good tasting bottle -- according to Reta, at least -- up and looks at the woman, then the bottle as Mogmurch asks that question.

He then waves back before approaching the ornery Licktoad feast mule and offering the bottle after undoing the top to said mule.

Poog has!

"Duz fir tast gud?" Poog asks Reta after her stunning bite attack.

Food is, after all, a high priority for goblins, especially young growing ones!

But then the other priority... something something spirit something what where they supposed to do again... bounces around in his head.

Poog pulls out a clump of dirt!

Poog then tries to smear it all over the clingy kitty!

CMB(Dirt smearing): 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (11) - 3 = 8

WURK!(AoO): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Poog is strongly reconsidering his weapon choice at this point.

Poog got! WHACKY STIK!

WHACKY STIK!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

However, it no working!

Git you sum rezt!

Poog moves up and uses the Longshanx Stik o Beatin' on a spirit (Red)

'Quarterstaff': 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Poog approaches, but keeps to the side some because he's not going to be the focal point for an attack, hopefully. Once was enough with Kettlehead!

"Poog! Frohg is Fraug Wi' No Nam. Fraug choose mi lik Zarn'gel budz!"

Poog holds up the chewed-on symbol of Zarn'gel.

"Poog hungree! Poog eetz wyrms foor brekfist! Poog bring the FIRE! Heh heh heh! Poog also finder uv Longshankz Whacky Stick. U kno Longshanks need beat?"

The goblin adept spins the Whacky stick menacingly. Well, HE thinks it's menacingly, it looks rather comical in reality.

Drink taste good! Make you feel good too! Reta feel like stabby somethin' else!

Poog will take a bottle because Poog used healing for day.

Poog does not take salt shaker because going to force someone to give it to him, make it more like 'the thing he doesn't want'. :P

Thank you for the head's up!

Poog walks up and kicks Kettlehead for good measure and then looks at the rewards that he's gotten. He's really not interested in the other stuff at the moment...

Poog takez the symbol of the really cool Zar'ngel and brandishes it.

"Zarn'gel, heelz me sos I kinz own Ketlhed!"

Standard Action: Cast Cure Light Wounds

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Poog looks much better and will be back to help shortly!

Poog is Outta thar!

Poog currently Staggered at 0 HP? He uses his one action to Withdraw. Also, think Reta is up there because she pounding on Kettlhed.

Poog not bleeding. Poog picked the fite and was casty, so not flat footeded.

Poog on 0.

YAAY! Get 'em!

Poog Status: -4, bleeding out

Poog WASN'T going to do anything overt, but then the other whelps move next to Kettlehead. AND HE'S STANDING ON A LOG! The frog on his head Ribbits a dire tone!

"What, Zarn'gel? They ly? Oki!" Poog spreads his hands and lights up the log and the goblins atop it with great anger and furious vengeance!

Burning Hands(DC12 Reflex for half, flammable things burn within 15'cone): 1d4 ⇒ 4

Reta no chanj numbrz, jys lik u di't uz picturR

Poog grabs one of the moles for just in case food later.

"Zarong'l wan's mi two haf this because!"

Poog grabs the sacred relic of Zarongel and puts it on. He doesn't take anything else immediately after that because he doesn't want to get pounded by the other goblins, instead waiting for others to take what they want first.

Poog watches the flailing flopping efforts of his fellow goblins and makes a determination that he's not going to be as loud nor as noisy as they are, poking the side of his head with a couple of fingers to remind himself.

Quietly he lines up his longshanks stik to poke at a toad in case it attempts to make a break for it...

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

Casting Guidance before each Grab try

CMB(Guidance, plus bonus): 1d20 - 3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (18) - 3 + 1 + 2 = 18

Poog fluidly and quickly grabs a modest toad, not too fat, not too skinny, and places it atop his head. It's almost like destiny, if he even knew what that meant!

Poogz ayhpee? Wut fixt on Pooog?

Poog haz longstyk from longshankz. *whap whap whap* Ready to adventur!

Poog will sleep with one eye open for half the time then go looking for mischief. He's too much of a whelpling yet, to go kicking down doors. If he can join in on a fight, he will do so, but he won't start one.

Failing that, though, Fire is his only friend and he'll spend a long time admiring any fires the goblins have going because FIRE!