Yraalik Gnomecheater's page

As I've haven't played Reign of WInter or Skull & Shackles, I'm okay with either.

"Are you a kobold or a deer? Shave those foolish things down!"

Reign of winter, because it's freaking cold and we want whatever is doing that so we can make more traps!

Or

Skull and Shackles! As long as we aren't like the Kobolds from Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic we should do marvelously.

I'd love a chance to teach those wretched, two-legged paint blotches a lesson in any AP!

I'm in...

"Best part is they only think we helped fill in the tunnels. One wrong move and we just yank the support beams..."

Might grab Heavens Oracle, just for the illusion synergy.

We could be Kobold pirates!

Standards? Screw that. Standards are how the gnomes win!

Fatherhood is it's own, more important, game. Enjoy the lifelong session!

So tiny and cute!

"And with my magic, we can surely overwhelm them wether they are sober or drunk on that p*$$ water they call drink."

How do I keep messing that up?!

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

At least the trees will provide protection from the sun." Yraalick mutters, watching the weasel briefly. Such a good beast for their purpose.

"And do so quickly and quietly if making noise concerns you in this light-blasted forest." Yraalick adds slowly, shielding his eyes.

Sure.

"Finally free?" Yraalik calls out. "Gain victory for the Luminous One, Kax!"

Congrats!

"Our friend knows what his is doing, and I doubt he'd lose an eye so easily , even to your champion." Yraalick replies evenly, finished with his meal and tossing the scraps to his new goblin.

Not a bad roll.

I couldn't imagine dealing with a loss like that. Take all the time you need, okay?

I know, but if we, the stereotypically weaker race, win then it's possible they might think we cheated.

"We shouldn't be fighting them anyway. It could create bad blood between us, and I'd rather avoid trying to out-magic the muscle of so many."

The mage stays close to his group, though he declines to eat from the fire and instead starts to eat small bites from his rations, telling the others the goblin can have his share.

Congratulations!

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Yraalik was rather impressed. Clashing Boom-Boom was doing quite well as far as he could tell.

"Betray me and you'll spend your short life thinking you're a long shank." Yraalik turns his attention to the negotiations, deciding to pay mire attention than he had been.

"You've yet to say why you wretched thing." Let the others speak with the orcs for now, he had a goblin to torment.

It's one possibility, yeah.

Down 6
"And why should you live?" Yraalik growls, sneering at the goblin.

"Can one of you kill this wretched annoyance?!"Yraalick growls, backing up yet again and pointing a finger at the goblin's face as he spits out the words of his caustic spell.

Acid Splash: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1
3 damage to myself so far. Ouch, for a wizard.

"you'll have to catch me first, wretched filth!" Yraalik snaps, stepping back a few feet. He seems to gather the darkness in his claws before throwing it at the goblin that dared attack him.

Binding Darkness, ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

I get it. :)
It's what I do with non-named enemy groups in my rl games >.>

Ooh, so if you post for the enemies then it's the pcs turn? That makes sense, I guess.

Next Up: Makoa, Sasha, Ishirou, Untari (subject to delayed action), Water Elemental, Tar'kanas, Jask (subject to delayed action), Urza (subject to delayed action), Douena, Shokambe (subject to delayed action).

That's what my SS GM does, but it can slow things down a bit.

Sorry, I'm used to a turn order being posted at the end. My Serpent's Skull DM spoiled me I guess.

Feeling brave, or perhaps foolish, Yraalik moves up close enough to fire a minor spell at the closest goblin.

Moving closer and casting Acid Splash.
Acid Splash: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 12 if the goblin is in combat.
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Sorry, missed that.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Yraalik decides a quicker spell will be better suited to the immediate task at hand. Chanting again, he throws the magic out at the goblins and creates a cloud of too bright dust in the thickest group of goblins.

Glitterdust, cast so the 10ft spread gets as many goblins as possible. DC 17 Will save or be blinded until a successful saving throw is made.

Are any of us in melee with the goblins? I don't think so..

Ouch. At least I'm not Clashing...

Yraalik hisses through his teeth as he tries to continue casting his spell despite the arrow in his side nod fails completely, the magic slipping from his grasp and dissipating uselessly.

DC 14 Concentration check: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

Yraalik barely dodges the arrow aimed at him, feeling it scrap along his right horn. He let's the magic in his mind fade back and begins to cast another spell to fight off these goblins.

Casting Summon Monster 1
Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

Yraalik steps behind the weasel and readies himself for hostilities.
[ooc]Readied action to cast Glitterdust if a fight breaks out.[/oic]

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
"We have a dragon -the strongest- commanding us! Have you felt the pure terror the Luminous One can give off by will alone? What pig man could possibly match that?"

Im tired, sorry. I thought wife were outside. Ignore that part.

Knowledge(Local: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 5 - 4 = 21

"We aren't far, I believe." Yraalik says quietly, pulling his hood down further. "Though the blasted sun is making it difficult to be absolutely sure..."

Or so he initially acted like as he turned around, then flicked at Kax's legs with his tail and knocks Kax just off balance enough to trip him. Then in an odd gesture, Clashing leans down and offers a hand to Kax, hoping that the more Ipreek shows a bit more of a thuggish brutality, the more Kax will fall in line willingly and less out of demand. Not letting his eyes stray from Kax, Ipreek speaks "Thank you for gift Soom, and greetings Yraalik, we move on orcs as soon as we're ready. Are you prepared?"

"As ready as anyone can be to serve the Luminous One. I've prepared my spells and collected my scrolls. If we are lucky, we will not need either."

"My cousin," Yraalik hisses, "seems to lack the eyes to see my scales are purple. If he got it right I might not be as late to his little meetings as I was today..

Also could you put your background into your profile. I'm going to say you are a younger cousin of the Chieftain, to work you into the plot. Is that OK with you?

That's fine, and my background is in my profile under the Recruitment spoiler.

I don't believe anything I'm carrying is too heavy for me, but I could be wrong. I'll check in a bit.

Sorry for the delay being.. too long. I really didn't expect it either. If you'll still have me, I'm ready.