Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

(3491 new messages. Wow.)

lisamarlene wrote:

Even *I* can't do gallows humor today.

I'm not in favor of gallows humor after today. I am, however, all for guillotine humor.

Welcome to Galt!

Here, take a head!!

I'll take two!!

What does it take to get a head around here?

There are no dumb questions?

Have you seen a large reptilian head anywhere?

I was a-head of my time.

Yeah, if anyone's seen a head...

Has anyone seen a head, about yay big, severed, snakey.

Hey now! You're never going to get a head with that attitude.

I dunno man, I just don't have a head for business anymore.

How can I get a head?

I'll never get ahead this way.

Have you seen my head, I'm not sure I can get a-head without it.

To be honest I can't make heads or tails out of the whole debacle.

Have you seen my head?

Uh, yeah nobody move! I misplaced my head, it's large and serpentine! It's hard to get ahead without it.

Oh how quickly 150 came, and to prove my ultimate power i shall press tab, and pick a key at random, which will it be....

I should probably just go to bed now...

Have you seen my contact lens, it should be attached to a rather large dismembered snake head.

That's okay I'll pass, my head would never fit through there:-)

See, raise your head with pride, Lord knows I wish I could.

Yeah life's a b%*%# and then one cuts your head off!

Y'dersius wrote:

Anyone seen a large dismembered snake head lying around? Anyone?

It went through this deep hole that is totally not an extraplanar gate to Pharasma's court. Totally.

Do i know you.... i feel like we've totally met before, something to do with getting... Ahead ;-p

Anyone seen a large dismembered snake head lying around? Anyone?

Hold on! nobody move! i misplaced my head!