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Good luck everyone!

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When the historical accuracy of my history class isn't accurate, why should the historical accuracy of my fantasy roleplaying be accurate?

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The same avatar as me? You ain't never had a friend like me!

sorry, had to!

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I figure I'd type up my list to see how close I am at final selections, but I don't wanna say it right now so I'll just spoiler it. Just don't nobody look at it until after the selections have been made.

No peeking now!:

EXPLODING RUNES!!!!

Guess you shouldn't have peeked.

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Thuvius Breckindorf wrote:
DRINKING CONTEST!

6 months after the utterance of those words, the Worldwound was defeated, the demons dead or sent packing. And not a single of our heroes remembers a bit of it.

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The volcanic mountain is about to erupt. Your party is helping a village located on the thought to be dormant mountain evacuate as quickly as you can. You come upon the ancient bridge that was the last way for everyone to escape. But alas, the ropes had become frayed, the structure weakened, as the earth had begun to shake. Seeing no other option, you rush to the center of the bridge, wrapping the ropes around both arms you do the only thing you can to keep the bridge stable.

You flex.

Muscles bulging to their limit, sweat beading down your head, across your bare chest, a puddle forming at your feet. over 1000 villagers cross, many elderly or infirm, as you flex, quoting to all that pass by "This is what it means to be a man!".

The lava is quickly coming, you can see it, but the last of the villagers makes it across. The rest of your party is yelling, hurry and cross!

You turn and look, giving them a smile. Your arms have long since broken yet still you Flex. "It seems it's time that I go teach the gods what it means to be a man." The very mountain erupts as your arms finally give out, ripping you in half sending you falling into the ravine as lava pours down around you. Yet the last expression on your face as it's consumed, the same macho smile you've always worn.

Or at least that's my suggestion.

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Greylurker wrote:

Fantastic Fight in today's "Is it wrong to pick up girls in a Dungeon?"

This series has ended up being much better than I had been expecting, the characters are very likable and I find myself really enjoying the Setting with how the Gods are directly involved in daily life. The idea of "Adventurers" being directly connected to the patronage of a God has some interesting appeal as well. Plus your god handles your level up by personally updating your stats.

It's an interesting twist

Pathfinder wise it would be like saying "You only gain access to a PC class, if a God agrees to accept you as a member of it's Clan" Everyone else in the world is NPC classed.

If you haven't watched you should if only for Today's battle against the Minotaur.

I've been watching it as well and completely agree with everything you just said. The series has been decent up until this point but that fight was just plain amazing!

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James Jacobs wrote:

It's not about goblins.

And a good example of why I have to be super concise and careful about the words I say on topics like these. Because [REDACTED], obviously.

So first let's count how many times each letter is used.

Letter count:

A xxxxx xxxxx x = 11
B xxxxx x = 6
C xxxxx x = 6
D xxxxx x = 6
E xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx = 15
F xx = 2
G xx = 2
H xxxx = 4
I xxxxx xxx = 8
J
K x = 1
L xxxxx x = 6
M x = 1
N xxxxx x = 6
O xxxxx xxxxx xxxx = 14
P xxx = 3
Q
R xxxx = 4
S xxxxx xxxxx = 10
T xxxxx xxxx = 9
U xxxxx x = 6
V xx = 2
W xx = 2
X x = 1
Y xxx = 3
Z

This gets us 11, 6, 6, 6, 15, 2, 2, 4, 8, 1, 6, 1, 6, 14, 3, 4, 10, 9, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3.

Changing these to letters we get K F F F O B B D H A F A F N C D J I F B B A C

Using the spaces above turns this into KFFOBBDH AFAFNC DJIFBBAC

We then unscramble them to make the words Kbboffdh Fancaf Bacbijd.

And we obviously have the next AP.

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Not in any particular order

1) Slayers
2) Tenchi
3) Log Horizon
4) Sailor Moon / Sailor Moon Crystal
5) One Piece
6) Lodoss War
7) Armitage
8) SAO
9) Yona of the Dawn
10) Magical Knight Rayearth

Ask me again in 10 minutes and this list will be different.

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Blayde MacRonan wrote:

Well, I've added a new anime to my watchlist and it's called (bear with me as the title is a long one) "I Couldn't Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided to Get a Job."

The title pretty much says it all: Raul Chaser is in Hero School training to take down the Demon Lord, when someone else actually defeats the threat. Since there is currently no further need of heroes, the school is closed and Raul takes a job at a magic appliance store. Then a kid named Fino shows up and his world is never the same.

I don't usually get involved in this type of anime, but I had some success with The Devil Is A Part Timer! and Is This A Zombie? so I decided to give it a try. But the fact that a customer who resembles a Japanese Patrick Stewart comes to the store driving a vehicle that bears the registry number for the Enterprise (and looks suspiciously like it as well) and apparently is the pervert of the series had me cracking up. So we'll see how this works out.

I watched that and found it hilarious! And keep an eye on old Patrick!!

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20th level fighter with max perception and trait to make it a class skill hears them coming and evades the ambush.

Though honestly 4 people jumping someone naked in the bathtub, I kinda hope the four would win. Just makes sense to me.

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Left handed dice. I swear they always end up in my bag, and I don't find out until I fail that important save. And of course the GM never believes me it's because I used the wrong handed dice. They don't pay attention to what hand I use to roll. Better to just ban them entirely.

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Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Xzaral wrote:
Reading through the comments here makes me wonder who besides myself actually finished the entire series.

*raises hand*

And someday I'm going to read them all again, consecutively this time...or possibly listen to the audio books. I've forgotten a lot, and so many books do tend to blend together. :)

When the last book was coming out I started them all over again in preparation (if I recall I was only like book 9 when it released). I was amazed at how many little things I had forgotten and how many little things didn't really matter to the story but were fun in their own right. It felt like he had too many stories he wanted to tell in this world and tried to tell them all at the same time when it would've been better to give each their own story.

I've felt tempted to go back and do it again, but I doubt I will.

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Reading through the comments here makes me wonder who besides myself actually finished the entire series.

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The source is split into two gender based halves, Saidar and Saidin. Men draw on Saidin while woman draw upon Saidar. The Dark One managed to taint the male half of the source Saidin during his battle with Lews Therin Telamon. This in turn causes people who draw upon it to go crazy. The more you draw the faster it is, but it's inevitable.

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Might be a tad more specific than what you're looking for, but archtypes that take advantage of the Samsaran reincarnation would be interesting. Like maybe bladebound magus (or the arcanist version) where the blade shared a former incarnation. Possibly something similar with the Samsaran and the summoner and it's eidolon. The hunter/druid/ranger where the pet is reincarnated with the Samsaran. Those kind of themtatic things which can already be done in flavor, but possibly a mechanical bonus to it.

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I'm not sure htis quallifies so much as a bad backstory as just a disconnect between two people.

A friend was trying to model his character off some movie where he was a member of this order of killers with two friends (also members), one of whom was a girl he was in love with. His love was considered a weakness and he either had to kill the woman or his other friend would kill him. So he killed her, but then left the order out of guilt and trying to escape this order of killers who are now after him.

So enter my other friend who listened to this, and realizing the character was a monk who only fought unarmed, pointed out that to kill her he would have had to beat her to death with his fists. And he was kind of appalled by this. He tries to point it out to him, and there's just this disconnect. Not on that it's horrible, they both seemed to understand that. Just not quite meeting on whether this would be a good character to play in the group or not. On one side it was 'guy who beat woman he loved to death I don't want evil pcs in this game' versus 'guy who did horrible thing wracked with guilt and seeking redemption'.

Eventually they came to some kind of terms with it, but sadly the game ended before it could really be explored.

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Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

"My character is a beautiful blonde with big t@*$.

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.She's a lesbian."

This reminds me of a friends character. A halfling monk named Titika (or something like that). Guess which part of her body she used for unarmed strikes.

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Samsaran, Suli and android for my votes.

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What about an Arcadian AP that doesn't involve the Inner Sea at all?

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Kingmaker campaign in tian Xia culminating in a Kaiju attack on said kingdom.

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Arcanist, witch, bard, magus, summoner, sorcerer, wizard, battlerager. Arcane spell casters only please :)

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Dwarves, the dirty hairy drunkards! Oh wait, what class to remove. Well they already removed that a few editions ago from them!

I'd agree with gunslingers. Before playing one I didn't have any real issues with them. But playing one through skull and shackles I feel they are more than a bit overpowered at times. And I wasn't playing as effective as I could. So I'd agree with removing them.

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What I've been doing is letting the PCs take rubbins and whatnot of the various places and turn these in to the church of pharasma for a line of credit on healing resources (mostly spells, occasionally wands and such). The other option is to take about half value in gold. They go for credit every time. Remove disease/curse, lesser restorations, etc. This helps since it doesn't immediately increase party wealth but helps to mitigate bad rolls. Plus I control how much I award them at completion to keep a rein on it. They're already on a second wand of CLW in book 1. The wand of lesser restoration from the sanctum was awarded by gasps of thank yous from the party as well, lol.

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Ran my first session yesterday. Oh boy!

Party consists of:
Male Suli Spellscarred Oracle
Female Suli Fighter (sword and board)
Male Oread Druid
Female Ifrit Sorcerer
Male Kitsune Ninja

Spoilered for Length:
Started off with the lottery. I made a small role-play encounter early on where I introduced an NPC named Mutaba, a human oracle who failed the tests to enter the Pharasmin clergy and since gained oracular powers while still following the faith. This brought them back to the Tooth and Hookah where they met Mutaba's group and some of the others. Overall it was nearly two hours of just RP in a bar, so I thought fruitful. They aren't too suspicious of the Scorched Hand yet. One thing I did was have one of Mutaba's companions become infatuated with the ifrit sorceress character to the point of asking to draw a sketch of her (this comes into play later and in book 2).

So then off to the dungeon. Not much issues getting in and the ghost scorpion easily dealt with (buncha min-maxin' cheaters I tell ya!). Going off an earlier idea up thread, I put my own version of a haunt in. Basically a DC 11 will save or fall prone and be confused for 3 rounds as though you are experiencing the memories of the fallen adventure (babbling incoherently was suffering alone in the darkness, attacking yourself was feeling the despair to end your own life, and attacking someone else was seeing the face of the one who cut the rope). A standard action to shake someone out of it would give them another save at +2. This did not go well. At the end of the first round the Oread nearly killed himself, and the suli fighter attacked the suli oracle and crit. The ifrit babbled a round while the kitsune tried to shake the suli fighter out of it (he was the only one who made it). So I decided to make it one round (shh, don't tell them!) and they buried the body and headed back to town to rest to come back tomorrow. Fortunately I had Mutaba's group find them as they traveled and helped to heal the oracle back to full (yay for NPCs!)

Day 2 was fairly uneventful. They finished off most of the temple. They didn't trigger the trapped sarcophagus, and didn't find the real one. Also they didn't encounter the dolls yet. But nearly everything else they found. The solifugid's were a pretty fun encounter, my rolls amazing while the player's not so much. Many Alien face hugger references were made. The Sandling managed to escape, so that might pop back up at some point if I feel a bit mean.

Returning back to the Tooth and Hookah from day 2, I started off Mad Dog showing off his sword to everyone. After that they found Mutaba crying and drunk at the bar. I was using his group as a way to signify some of the dangers by having his group wiped out and only he survived it. Also I plan to use them during book 2 (I'm evil like that!). While some of the group consoled him I attempted to have Black Kiss draw off the Oracle to join their group (going with the whole wanting a cleric thing), which oddly almost succeeded. The PCs had to justify him staying with them. A bit of fun RP there.

Day 3 they returned to the temple, and I had rolled a random encounter of one of the groups (Chandren's Champions I think?). My plan was to have them follow the group back to the tomb and pull up the rope, only to force them to turn over some of their valuables as payment to lower the rope, and escape while they climbed. Instead the PCs saw them, and the rogue flanked around from behind while the PCs waited around a corner for them. In the end they were intimidated into stripping naked and leaving with only a bedroll between the three of them. I'm thinking of using them in book 2 possibly, positive points by talking them into helping or negative points if they don't.

Back at the temple they finished it off. I did the fale sarcophagus trap a little wonky (I misread it), but it turned out fun. One thing I had done is turned Akhentepi's armor into a suit of scarabs, counting it as a breastplate the druid could wear. He was happy with that. Also his shield I turned heavy instead of light for the fighter. So between both of them they left pretty happy.

All in all the first dungeon was a pretty good success.

Coming up next session I have a few ideas. I plan to have Black Kiss attempt to recruit Mutaba next, only to end up with him leaving drunk to enter the tomb to 'rescue' his friends. She'll end up following him (not quite sure why at the moment), only to be jumped by thieves (specifically I'm thinking that group from Book 2). The plan is for the PCs to return to the Tooth and Hookah, find out Mutaba had left to 'find his friends' and the map to his site to explore he left behind, and go attempt to rescue him. In the end I'm not quite sure how it'll play out, but hey that's the fun of setting these things up!

I'm also planning another combat involving probably Sigrun's group (the Suli fighter warmed up to them quickly) and the PCs end up entering the necropolis around the same time in a similar direction and have to fight off a mutual threat. I might use Velriana's group instead, but trying to avoid drawing too much attention to them.

Sorry if it got kinda long. Just a bit excited is all!!

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I'd counter that Light is a far more powerful spell for it's investment. It's spammable at will, lasts 10 minutes a level and negates 50% miss chance for all party members that don't have darkvision. So about half of everyone's attacks end up being made thanks to Light. And miss chance negates sneak attack, so all that sneak attack damage they manage to deal can be attributed to Light as well. Find me another 0th level spell capable of that.

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These look like fun!

Samurai: Must draw blood if they unsheathe their katana.

Ninja: If ever seen, must kill themselves in dishonor.

Fighters: Hitting it too violent. Lose all weapon proficiencies, gain proficiency in slap. Does no damage.

Magic Missile: Now requires an attack roll, doesn't target touch AC. Also now bludgeoning damage instead of force.

Power Attack: Must now make a fort save when used to avoid pulling a muscle.

Fabricate: Summons Oompa Loompas to do the fabricating.

Fireball: Requires an attack roll.

Rule Zero: Officially removed from all rulebooks.

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...the paladin and necromancer are friendly to each other, the rogue and monk are topping the DPR, the summoner is well prepared with summon monster stats printed out and organized, and the GM is bright eyed and ready to run the adventure! With a group that good, who's left to screw it up for everyone? (haven't had it happen yet, but I swear it feels like it at times)

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jemstone wrote:
Xzaral wrote:

I remember seeing Robot Carnival at some point (Sci-Fi channel maybe?). I personally wasn't a fan of it myself, but the Presence short has been the one exception.

You mean you didn't even like "A Tale Of Two Robots: Chapter Three"?

How could you not enjoy such a superbly tremendous piece of marvelous technological engineering?! TRULY! The power of his electrically charged automaton was a sight to behold!

He even gave three seconds to pray to whatever heathen gods they held dear!

;)

I'm recalling it mostly from my opinion at the time. Honestly I don't remember any of the shorts besides Presence, though watching that clip does make me want to re-watch it now. Perhaps I'll have to see about watching it again and possibly revise my opinion on it.

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You sit down at the table in your Star Fleet outfit and see the GM dressed as a Jedi.

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Wow!! New page! Also will return 3/31/14 looks like.

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...you sit down at the table to see the 5 other players all dresss up as ninjas for their awesome ninja characters. But then you realize the guy running the game is the one dressed as a pirate.

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...you hear the GM on the phone go, "Don't worry, I can meet you for lunch. This won't take long."

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If humanity hasn't wiped itself out, I'll be surprised. I expect to see an end to civilization in my lifetime!

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...you sit down and recognize the guy running the game is the guy who bullied you as a kid, and is giving you the same smile he used to right before tormenting you. (kinda based on a true story)

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...the GM says, "Hold on, I'm finishing reading the adventure."

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I'd rather see marriage dissolved as a legal institution entirely. Of course that would have a huge impact in other areas of the law.

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Resting overnight in a small mountain town, our adventurers take part in their annual Pharasmin festival of the Release of the Whippoorwill, where the citizens release a whippoorwil and if it's shadow passes over the statue of Pharasma, it will be a long winter.

Attempting to leave later that day for a city large enough to sell their loot, the snowstorm that sets in blocks the only pass out of town, forcing the adventurer's to stay in the town. But the next morning, things turn strange as once again, the Release of the Whippoorwill is to be performed. Exploring the town they find the truth to be they have restarted the previous day.

And thus begins the loop where each day begins with the same day, even death not a release from this cycle. It is up to our brave adventurer's to find out what they must do to escape.

Spoiler:
Groundhog Day

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Friend of mine linked that to me yesterday on Facebook. Instant backer!!

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On the closing at Christmas, that sucks, but it happens. And has happened to me. Just something you have to deal with sadly. Though an email is a crappy way to do it.

As far as the piercings item, where I work the policy is pretty simple. Piercings in ears only, no tattoos showing. This does mean many people have to wear long sleeves even in the summer to cover on the arms. Worked with a person who had to wear a long necked shirt all the time because of a tattoo on the back of their neck. Piercings in the face come out while working. An exception is made while healing, but that's or clear studs only. These are not extreme policies in any way that I know of. I'd put them in the same category as dressing in business casual and showering. Express yourself on your time, express the company on their time.

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An ancient demon lord, imprisoned a century ago, manages to escape his prison to traverse time itself to destroy the ancestor of the one who defeated him, thus preventing his defeat from ever having happened. Either one of the PCs or a close ally happens to have the same ancestor, and is only prevented from disappearing by a powerful Diviner who halted time's change to them. With the Diviner's help, the PCs must then go back in time to prevent this demon lord from killing the ancestor without mucking up the timestream.

Spoiler:
Tenchi Muyo the movie

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Isn't Sabine a succubus?

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Loved it! It's like a Vulcan intimidate check.

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My brother, his wife and his in-laws are anti-vaccination. It has nothing to do with religion but rather a complete belief in natural healing and medicines. I know the school district his two kids go to 'require' vaccination but there are numerous loopholes to get through that. It's one of the topics we pretty much completely disagree on.

As far as the whole vaccination by force, I just don't see that happening here. Fines, sure. But the child being taken away and vaccinated against the parent's will doesn't seem likely to me. There are far too many parties that wouldn't go for that. I'd rather see efforts made to educate people on why vaccination is so important and more effort made to dispel the myths surrounding it, funded by the fines placed on non-vaccinated children. Of course that's probably the Optimist in me speaking.

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In my home group, my hatred of 3.0/3.5/pathfinder/4e humans is a well documented fact. I understand the desire of a flexible race, I understand many people prefer humans. I just feel that humans have been designed to be a tad to flexible. Floating stat adjustment, bonus feat, bonus skill point. They can be pretty much whatever a person wants. Also the most hated statement in all RPGs for me is "Guess I'll go human for that bonus feat."

People have their preferences, and that's fine. But as a GM I'm far more lenient with the non-human races when it comes to making rules modifications to try something, including moving stat bonuses around to accommodate a player. I'd rather have a party of a Tiefling, Elf, Dwarf, Gnome and Catfolk then Four humans and the token demihuman.

Of course I've long since learned that seems to be the minority (from my experiences at least) and generally don't bring it up unless asked. Or threads like this.


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{HP 15/15 | AC13 T13 FF10 CMD13 | F/R/W 1/4/2 | Init +3 Per +1 S.M -1 }Female Wizard (Manipulator) 3 XP: 5229

In response to the servant, Lyrysa responds, "I will need a new tome in which to scribe my spells, as well as the inks and brushes to perform such a ritual. Also equipment appropriate to whatever task has been assigned to us. Also clothes more suited to travel."

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CR 29. Simply so we can up him to 30 as Galvatron.

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:

I don't get why people don't understand cricket it's simple:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

All this in and out talk sounded a lot less like a sport and a lot more like teh intercourse.

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Wow, lots of good scenes here. And a couple movies I think I need to see.

I'm kinda sad to say it, probably my favorite cinematic scene is from Short Circuit 2, when Johnny 5 finds out Oscar locked up his friends, but tried to smash him, then goes nuts about it. It's the first thing I thought of when I read this thread title anyway.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:

I've never liked pineapple, and I probably never will.

People who like to put that stuff on pizza baffle me to no end.

they're delicious!

I'll agree pineapple is delicious. Pineapple on pizza is not. Now pineapple on a baked ham, yum!

Race

AC: 18 (FF:15/T:13) CMD:15 HP: 14/19 Saves - FO:4 RE:9 WL:5

About Reknar Heldergast

Reknar Heldergast lvl2
Half-orc investigator (empiricist) 1/swashbuckler (inspired blade) 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Class Guide 30, 56, 100, 125)
CG Medium humanoid (human, orc)
Init 3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +6
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Defense
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AC 17, touch 13, flat-footed 14 (+4 armor, +3 Dex)
hp 19 (2 HD; 1d8+1d10+4)
Fort 4, Ref 9, Will 5
Defensive Abilities sacred tattoo[APG]
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee cold iron rapier +4 (1d6+5 P/18+) or
. . dagger +1 (1d4+3 P or S/19+) or
. . light mace +1 (1d6+3 B)
Ranged sling +4 (1d4+1 B)
Special Attacks deeds (derring-do, dodging panache, opportune parry and riposte), panache (3)
Investigator (Empiricist) Extracts Prepared (CL 1st; concentration +3)
. . 1st—monkey fish[ACG], shield
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Statistics
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Str 13, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 14, Wis 12, Cha 8
Base Atk +1; CMB 1; CMD 15
Feats Combat Expertise, Deadly Aim, Fencing Grace[UI], Power Attack, Weapon Focus (rapier)
Traits fate's favored, student of philosophy
Skills Acrobatics +7, Bluff +3 (+6 to lie (as a result of using Int instead of Cha)), Climb +4, Craft (alchemy) +6 (+7 to create alchemical items), Diplomacy +3 (+6 to persuade others but not to gather information (as a result of using Int instead of Cha)), Intimidate +5, Knowledge (geography) +6, Knowledge (local) +6, Linguistics +7, Perception +6, Sense Motive +5, Spellcraft +6, Survival +2, Use Magic Device +4; Racial Modifiers +2 Intimidate
Languages Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Giant, Orc, Sylvan
SQ alchemy (alchemy crafting +1), human investigator, inspiration (2/day), inspired panache, orc blood, trapfinding +1
Other Gear lamellar (leather) armor[UC], mwk chain shirt, buckler, cold iron rapier, dagger, light mace, sling, bandolier[UE], bedroll, flint and steel, hemp rope (50 ft.), investigator starting formula book, masterwork backpack[APG], string or twine[APG], trail rations (5), waterskin, winter blanket
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Special Abilities
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+1 formulas in formula book Add one extract formula from the investigator’s formula list to his formula book. This formula must be at least 1 formula level below the highest level the investigator can create.
Alchemy +1 (Su) +1 to Craft (Alchemy) to create alchemical items, can Id potions by touch.
Combat Expertise +/-1 Bonus to AC in exchange for an equal penalty to attack.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white only).
Deadly Aim -1/+2 Trade a penalty to ranged attacks for a bonus to ranged damage.
Deeds
Fencing Grace Use Dexterity on rapier damage rolls
Inspiration (+1d6, 2/day) (Ex) Use 1 point, +1d6 to trained skill or ability check. Use 2 points, to add to attack or save.
Inspired Panache (Ex) Gain no panache from killing blow, only from rapier crits.
Orc Blood Half-orcs count as both humans and orcs for any effect related to race.
Panache (Ex) Gain a pool of points that are spent to fuel deeds, regained on light/piercing crit/killing blow.
Power Attack -1/+2 You can subtract from your attack roll to add to your damage.
Sacred Tattoo +1 to all saves.
Trapfinding +1 Gain a bonus to find or disable traps, including magical ones.