I've noticed a trend amongst these story's involving a 4 letter word that starts with R. Anyway here's a story that looking back on it isn't really funny as much as it is sad. Its sad because as i look back the DM in question has done this several other times to other players of both sex's ( characters and players sex's alike )
this didn't happen to me, but i was in a group of people playing at our local gaming store and in this session the dm decided that we were all going to drink shrinking potions and go for a adventure in a world under a tree, in a swamp...
I'm not even sure why we were in the swamp to be honest, anyway.. This was one of the dms MANY side adventures ( in fact i'm no sure there was a main quest really ever to be had ). We go down into the tree kingdom world.
The kingdom is ruled by these rat people who ride Beatles, anyway we are taken before the rat king after being found in his kingdom. He begins telling us this and that and eventually gets to what he wants, yet another side quest i'm sure, but at some point the conversation slips to him letting us go, now instead of doing his idiotic quest that we don't wanna do.
He comes down to terms with us and it involves the only female pc in the group, of course. After a brief ( 20 minutes ) of "discussion " the dm has her very angry with his intentions of using her for a bargaining chip for us to leave.
She and her boyfriend left if memory serves me correctly, with good reason.
Now this dm has done so many things that you'd think i would have left so many times before, but i didn't because he was my first dm and i didn't know any better. Plus i didn't know anyone else who ran as on time as he did every week, sometimes multiple times.
I remember when he used to turn my human wizard into his were bear form against my actual wishes when i got angry or agitated during game play, and reduced my int from 20 to ten every time.
Another reason i should have left was the fact that if he didn't like your character, or you, he would force you to change it by ( seemingly ) randomly apply templates to your character as punishment, or in his eyes perhaps it was a gift, i don't know.
For instance i was a latent were bear, it kinda just happened out of no where, I could handle it though, just had to watch my temper. Our semi reoccurring youth at the table ( he came and went because of school, he was a cool kid. He was just being dmed by the wrong dm ) whose character was killed more times in single session that i care to remember had SO MANY templates on him that i don't know what race he actually started as.
The Kids character, at one point gained blind sight from the warped touched template, then his eyes fell out. He got himself killed by shooting a magic missile at the inside wall of a extra-dementional cage, the missile bounced back and forth off the walls hitting him over a hundred times until he laid bleed out. He got himself disintegrated by a trap on a drawer at the bottom of a dresser.
We used a ring of wishes to revive him, told him over a ten minute discussion to not touch the drawer, just move the dresser so we could get to the hole it was covering. He assures us he understands, then he says after me saying " Cody just move the dresser don't touch the drawer" i open the drawer" and dies again. ( btw he was the reason i kept getting agitated while he played with us, although looking back it was kinda funny. )
god its all coming back to me...
Lets see there was the time where we fell down a trap and the only cleric in the group got his hands cut in half down the middle. and couldn't cast anything.
The Endless side quest, that sometimes i didn't want to do but was rail roaded into over and over. The constant and long rules arguments over rules he would change to suit his needs and then when the benefited us change them again.
Or the obvious favoritism towards the female players at the table, when there were female players ( they didn't usually stay around that long )
The fact that dice rolls ABSOLUTLY didn't matter, your going to get hit and its going to hurt. But not enough to kill you.. oh no pc death wasn't a option unless you died and didn't say anything for a few turns and then when he finally got back to you and you told him you'd been dead for a few minutes and there's no way he can change the dmg to revive you. To get captured and... just slightly less so your character gets to keep living and experience the torture once again.
And how can i forget that moments when the dm would hold a grudge against you for avoiding or killing something without it really being difficult and completely go around something he had planned, just to kill your character for trying to be a stronger than the mobs we fight. The best example is when we are fighting a giant awakened druid tree with a scythe and tramples us, over and over and over making full attacks constantly and then a quick ling just appears and steals my spell components. Rendering me useless in a possible tpk. Cause i of course keep all of my Spell components in belt pouches.
In fact i just where belts, nothing else. All over my body each of them is filled to the brim with pouches that hold me spell components.
Its not like i have a bag of holding or something!
The Random encounters with walls that attacked us!
Hmmm what else... The ever constant threat of being one of his sexu@l fantasy's he would somehow play out in the game in a ENTIRELY inappropriate way. Grimlock slave who enjoys his job a little to much, drow dungeon, elf male prisoner ( pc ) you do the math.
I'm going to stop myself there and go get a beer.