Wilbur Whateley's page

Should we marketh the road?

I say NAY! Those that are righteous shall knoweth the name of it. Those that do not are the unclean outsider Papists.

Ayuh.

You know what they call a quarter pounder wit cheese in Innsmouth?

A "BLURGLNURBLERGLBRBLRBLR."

You know why they call it theat? Metric system. They don't know what a quarter pound is.

Plus they all got fish heads.

The path of the sorcerous hybrid man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the pious and the tyranny of religious men. Blessed is he who, in the name of Yog-Sothoth, herds the weak to the abbatoir, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the eater of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and curses in Aklo those who would attempt to thwart me and my invisible brother. And you will know My name is the Gate Opener when I lay My vengeance upon thee.