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Shoot, I live in Vancouver BC. But I don't think I'd pass your "spouse test" ... And it's not like one of those tests you can study for now is it?

Okay.. Thought it was like an attic access panel

Listen pal...how are we gonna storm a trap door above our heads? Lift me up with a rope attached to me waist, I'll go in and finds a spot to tie the rope off, wind it around some heavy boxes or simply pull you up one at a time...unless there are some baddies up there, in which case I'll kill them all and then let ya up...HARRR!!

I feel bad were not participating as often as we were earlier, however I commend you for trying to keep in on life support, but we might have to pull the plug...we'll see

Outta the ways fellas, movin rocks is Dwarf business, I been doing that since I was a kid

*start tossing aside rocks*

I'll crawl into the water and help him
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 strength check

(Using my finest fake British accent) Krallek your comments are beneath your supposed dignity sir...*shakes head with pity*

Now let's end this SPAM shall we?

I'm the druid he's talking about..
in my defense I cast an entangle spell in an earlier encounter which totally saved the bacon of our party. Nothing said there!

I cast fog cloud which saved our bacon as well when all these archers were picking us off one by one. The only one who was pissed was Krallek.

In the battle vs undead (zombies BTW) I and the sorcerer/cleric were also casting flaming spheres, heavenly fire and produce flame on all the undead baddies close to Krallek (who is chaotic neutral so he doesn't get the healing). And our tank doesn't have a ranged weapon so he's useless.

I admit I made a mistake capturing the ranger in an entangle spell, but there was no chance of his dying (we have healing powers)...he lost a lot of HP, but who hasn't that happened to?

The player Krallek also failed to mention he rolled 4 or five times and never rolled higher than a 5...dice gods were not friendly to him that night. he also refused to pull out a melee weapon and defend himself.

Next time you air our table's dirty laundry... expect to hear "I cast Warp Wood beside Krallek" MUUUUUHAHAHAHA

I go around the long way to J5 and...
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 damage
take that ya dirty fly eatin' freak

I'll be at J7 if you need me.

I ready an action as well ready to attack anything
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 Perception

what is the color of the gem key in my axe handle?

what's so special about that blue gem ya keep blathering on about skinny man?

1d10 ⇒ 8 HP

By the tangled titties of Torag!! What a bloody mess! I canna tell who is who...wait a minute...where's the thief?
*in a panicked state, starts rolls over corpses, tossing things left and right*
HEY Thief!! Speak to me laddie
*turns to look at Kellic and pixie*
what was that fella's name again? Bryon? Baryon? I kinda liked him...shoulda got to know his name better...damn!!By the way...what are yer names again? Never mind ...no time for that nonsense...get yer butties over here and gimme a hand eh?!

you may have to gimp Pixie, he's AFK more often than not

RAHHHHHHHH SMASH!!!

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11 damage

THIEF!!!! NOOOOOOOOO....outta the way Kellic, let me chop down that door!!

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 damage

I follow him at a distance (15 feet behind) also entering room 10

use the wand of cure light on your self...or have that mute bard do it

seems to me the noise canna open the door on its own. I'll open it quickly, you guys get ready. 3....2...1...RAHHHHHHHHH

*opens the door*

I'm fine there. I ready my weapon, if the door opens and something bad comes out I'm ready to kill it.

Quiet beastie...Here let Uncle Vulgar help ya
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 damage

Yes that's what I meant

Die you ugly son-of-a-biiiiiiiiii.......
Attack nearest 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 damage

If this one dies I move forward to E11, if not then I stay here to attack again

Note that Byron should have sneak damage in his hit during the surprise round and first round as they are still flat footed.

Fort save 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

Let's suppose I picked up a javelin from an earlier fight and toss it at a troglodyte.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19 to hit
1d6 ⇒ 3 damage

I dont have a ranged weapon, so I have no choice but to run G11

CHARGE!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR
If I can attack (double movement and 1 attack on closest opponente, -2 AC until my next turn):
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 damage

*whispers* What's in there? Is it Huur?
Damn it Byron...why have you taken a vow of silence now of all times?

*whispers* For the love of Torag, open the frikkin' door Byron...quickly!!

*follows Byron to stairwell, removing stopper from potion of Barkskin*
c'mon you two...lets kill us some half-orc
*motions the bottle to Kellic and Byron in a toast like fashion*
bottom's up eh?
*drinks potion of Barkskin*

keep your eyes peeled for the creature which finished this big'gun off

AHHHHH I get it now. I thought we were at the top of the tower. Now we have to face the creature who killed off a half ogre...yikes!

they musta jumped down there with that rope
*looks over the edge, not looking back*
See if the ogre's got any loot left on him, no point going home empty handed

What are you talking about? What...codex? What is a codex? Where is that bastard Huur anyways? Speak damn you!!
*looks to the other three*
If he doesn't talk soon...kill this one!

*look through dead guys pockets some more*

Really?!! This site is dead? Bahhh!!! Just ignore Kellic...make him a mute or something.

*look through dead guys pockets*

Ya...other than me..wait! I havent posted for a while....

I'm figurin' that there body had made some groanin' sounds...lets sneak up and have a closer look see huh? Byron move on ahead and check for traps...I heard of these kinda traps where we all go to examine a groaning dead guy and some sum-ina-b~#%$ attacks ya from behind, Kellic and I can watch our rears, you and that weird singer look into the body

*Quietly open door as the rest of my party seems to be asleep and I wouldn't want to FRICKKIN WAKE THEM UP!!*

Thief, see if this here door is trapped...my sense is that it is.
* moves away from door to N12 *
and the rest of ye...be quiet eh? That Huur fella could be in here and I'd like to be the one who kills him

WAIT!! Thief...you found some stones earlier...let me see those!!
*holds out hand and makes grabby fingers*

wait a minute there thief...that there triangle shaped gem stone *points to the flat triangle shaped gemstone*
lemme see it
*takes gemstone, places it near the haft of new war-axe*
By the sweaty balls of Torag!! It fits perfectly!! HAR, I'm a keeping this here stone my boys!!

we had better let that upset monk get first dibs on the loot, he's getting hot under the collar

Hey Monk...ye can have whatever ye want, just stop freaking out punching doors and waking the dead (literally). You should think about going back to that there place where they teach ya monk manners too

*gulps a potion*
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Ahhhhhh...hits the spot...BUUUURRRRRPPPP. Never mind, manners are overrated

Vulgar is at 9 HP

KILL KILL KILL RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Rush to I9 and smash the skeleton*
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 damage

By Torag's tough t@%* this Kellic is mad! He's kicking at doors when a handle will probably be doin' the same thing

*watches Kellic with bewilderment*

what door are you kicking? L7?

On my turn I 5ft step closer:
I shall crush it's skull!! NO QUARTER SHALL BE GIVEN!!!
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 to hit
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11 damage

*makes muscle pose*

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