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No THAC0?! Thank you, Paizo!

How do I get my AC lower? Starting as an agile Thief, my AC is way too high. Need it lower so I won't get hit so much starting out. All these feats raise AC!

Heartfelt...apologies, then. Any tales of sleepwalking, though? Or of something embarrassing that happened to Alain?

Have you or your fellow Iconics sleepwalked/talked? What was the most amusing time of't, chum?

"Did time"? Surely a bit much for tripping one lad.

M'lady Kyra, your consort suggested I seek your counsel.

http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m6ge&page=85?Ask-Merisiel-Sillvari-ALL-you r-questions-here#4206

Verkash wrote:

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Verkash wrote:

By the gods, what would you do?

After a harrowing adventure of trap dodging and swordplay, I've fallen for a bright-eyed Paladin lad of Iomedae - But the stars are against me! How was I supposed to know he's the son of a former, um...dance partner?! It wasn't even that long ago! Just a few decades! Noone settles down that quickly, aye? Paladin lad and I danced too, but in fairness he led. Humans will be the death of me.

Our party sails to his hometown now. Feel like a trollop. Maybe it's not too late to take my chances jumping overboard?

(Merisiel Sillvari) Don't jump overboard! There are sharks down there!

As you say, but I need a clever plan! We're bound to meet his father soon in Almas! For true, "honesty" won't help a thing; No matter how much our Paladin touts it. My share of last venture's treasure for aid, please!

(Merisiel Sillvari) Hmmm. Maybe invite the father along for the next dance?

Verkash wrote:

By "dance" I meant - um, not dancing but what you'd fancy with Kyra. Father and son? Too awkward, nay. That's it! Kyra is pious! She could relate to a Paladin! Maybe she'll know what to do!

(Merisiel Sillvari) Oh, I know what you meant by dancing. Feel free to ask Kyra, but if you don't follow my advice... you'll be haunted by what-ifs for the rest of your life!!!!

We pull into port soon, and I know not what to do. Your counsel, I pray. My heart would turn to ash, should this go badly.

By "dance" I meant - um, not dancing but what you'd fancy with Kyra. Father and son? Too awkward, nay. That's it! Kyra is pious! She could relate to a Paladin! Maybe she'll know what to do!

Verkash wrote:

By the gods, what would you do?

After a harrowing adventure of trap dodging and swordplay, I've fallen for a bright-eyed Paladin lad of Iomedae - But the stars are against me! How was I supposed to know he's the son of a former, um...dance partner?! It wasn't even that long ago! Just a few decades! Noone settles down that quickly, aye? Paladin lad and I danced too, but in fairness he led. Humans will be the death of me.

Our party sails to his hometown now. Feel like a trollop. Maybe it's not too late to take my chances jumping overboard?

Don't jump overboard! There are sharks down there!

As you say, but I need a clever plan! We're bound to meet his father soon in Almas! For true, "honesty" won't help a thing; No matter how much our Paladin touts it. My share of last venture's treasure for aid, please!

By the gods, what would you do?

After a harrowing adventure of trap dodging and swordplay, I've fallen for a bright-eyed Paladin lad of Iomedae - But the stars are against me! How was I supposed to know he's the son of a former, um...dance partner?! It wasn't even that long ago! Just a few decades! Noone settles down that quickly, aye? Paladin lad and I danced too, but in fairness he led. Humans will be the death of me.

Our party sails to his hometown now. Feel like a trollop. Maybe it's not too late to take my chances jumping overboard?