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7 posts. Alias of Mightypion.


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The Damned Troop Discussion

Banter:

There was a 3% chance that Schir was clever and tried to create tension betweeen me and Lady Shamira, I am not currently interested in becoming a demon lord, as doing so within Nocticulas power... I prefer being the Lady in Shadows Vasall over being her real estate.

The Damned Troop Discussion

Vellexia has a limited idea at best of what is going to happen, which is going to do exactly zilch to in terms of reducing cryptic hints from her direction :).

Maybe Rorek hears her munching Larva-Corn when something is about to happen?
The Damned Troop Discussion

Query: Can Vellexia, in character, speak to people who are not Rorek or Mendax?
The Damned Troop (Gameplay)

Rorek feels as if his mind is used as a post station, and is unable to gleam any of the contents.

Communication to Mendax:

How entertaining, the flabby one doubts my firmness? I do have that reality show called "the biggest looser" in which overweight mortals struggle to lose weight, ably insisted in this by a collection of my finest fitness coaches and nutritional advisors. May I avail myself of your services to procure most voluminous individuals assent to the next season? Its script writing has received the personal compliments of Queen Doloras, and once your immidiate crisis has been resolved, you would likely stand to profit considerably from contributing to her amusement. I would guarantee his live and the integrity of your agreement with him.
Downtime activity: Abyssal weight loss casting show unlocked for Tariq

The Damned Troop Discussion

Crazy Succubus is Crazy:

Suddenly, the party has a vision of a circus. Rorek is in the middle, in a sad clown getup and looks confused.

Aand now for an episode of Munchkin talk! Lets start with the worst offender, Rorek, how dirty do you feel about having a wand of lead blades, an Orc Butchering axe and Vital strike?
Vellexia appears in a showmasters outfit and nearly decapaciates Rorek with a wand of Clarrion Call.

You know? F$!*, I meant to keep this a secret!

As if you could have secrets from me! Now, the expected damage pro round of 61 on a standard action, assuming you hit with a +14, is indeed suprisingly not-small, given that it is coming from you, but can I tell you 3 jokes? She asks in a seductive purr.

Does it matter at all what I answer? Rorek answers.

Flyers! Vellexia holds out one finger
Concealment! Vellexia holds out a second finger
Mirror Image! She holds out a third thinger
You! She wiggles her tounge at him.

At least no disarms, sunder, fatigue effects or rust monsters Thinks Rorek
DISARMING, SUNDERING RUSTMONSTER WITH A FATIGUE AURA! Shouts Vellexia, clearly reading his mind. As a disarming sundering rustmonster ith a fatigue aura appears!
You cannot disarm on sunder on the same turn, because while sunder is done in place of a melee attack, disarm requires a CMB unless please not a mythic rust monster!!!... Also, that was 4 jokes!
Oh my, someone thinks his int score is enough to count to 3! Let me fix that As she approaches Rorek. Who immidialy tries to roadrunner away.

It is looking great though She announces, Rorek is the tankiest party member! Which means we will see him suffer!!! Wohooo! And even better, enemies will focus him because his Axe is dangerous! This will be entertaining!

Rorek the thricedamned, psychopatch b+!&# magnet.

More rationally though, if a battle goes in a way where I can do my thing, my thing being walking up to someone and vital striking it in the face, then things are great. Rorek is pretty tough (14 extra thp while raging, 5d6 from lay on hands, still has OK AC while raging at 20-24), has good reach and his like a truck. He can swift action heal himself and dispell fatigue effects while he does that, which is pretty useful, and his saves, are decent to excellent. But well, anything in the spoiler works pretty well against him.
My progression will be Insinuator 4 than the rest in Bloodrager.
Insinuator 4 gives me a useful bonus combat feat (probably improved critical Orc butchering axe), and ups my Lay on Hands from 5x1d6 to 6x2d6 and gives me two smites per day.
I can smite any demon or devil as long as I propitiate Gozreh, which is good.
The Damned Troop (Gameplay)

Fun with contracts:

Of course you can spy on him, both you and I know how quickly mortals sign their privacy away, in that one interesting plane, they do so as soon as they allow "cookies". Oh, given how I restructured good Roreks mind, access to his account. She demonstates some interesting if pretty chaotic mental mechanism, essentially, Roreks "account" has become so much more famous and succesfull then him, that by altering his account Roreks actual memory can be modified to conform with the account.
It does have some application concernign operational security? You see, there are 2 schools of secrecy, one is to hide the truth by stealth, one is to hide the truth under an avalanche of lies. I do prefer the second one, personally, and the only mortal lier worth a damn is the one who doesnt know he is lying.

Basically, modify memory, but the modification must gel with what Rorek is. Or not, Vellexia had him believe that he is a Cucumber transformed into a human once.

The Damned Troop (Gameplay)

Lets keep the planning seperate, also helps me because I am going to roleplay Rorekts "excellence of decisionmaking!

Mendax:

I am willing to pledge that I will not steal your "clients" for as long as Mr. Rorek stays alive and their antics are entertaining, which they typically are because Rorek is going to Rorek. You see, your mutually beneficial association with Queen Doloras is relatively well known, and I would just hate to be disinvited from her fashion week. Do you have any idea how many captured Azatas I had to send to her for the invitation? Vellexias beutifull voice coaxes Mendax
May I perhaps offer you access to the Rorek themed "Abysstube" account? It is surprisingly popular, and the telepathic 4 hour video of his death had above 6 million viewers! He was truely the least lucky mortal in Alyushinnara, perhaps you may find some aspects inspiriational? My cousin certainly had a pretty good idea, many mortals would find "death by Succubus" appealing, but she just dropped a tree on him! On the matter of my gift to him well, I had a bet running with Lady Nocticula to politely convince a mortal to accept my gift, with no benefit to him whatsorever, and without magical compulsion or charming, and good Sir Rorek of course accepted, thinking that this would increase his station. Hilarious, mortal stupidity never ceases to amaze! Her voice has an erotic pull, that could perhaps even make a seasoned devil just listen to it forever!

Rorek can expect zero.zero help from Vellexia, unless whatever he is tasked to do is "assasinate Vellexia", "assassinate Nocticula" or "assassinate Shamira", she would sabotage the first 2 and enthusiastically back the third. Note that Shamira is CR 22 or so.