Dear Father,
I have expanded you property by buying the Axehandle Estate.
That is all for now, Your Daughter.
Gotta catch mating pair of each for Father's zoo. Capture Hippopoceros Male: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Dear Father, Unfortunately, not everything is OK; I'll address them individually.Even with the Comptess's help, there is so much to do. I really admire that you could do it all by yourself. Quote:
Some animal activist nuts broke into the zoo and freed many of the pets. Luckily they weren't able to free the more dangerous as those pens had quadruple locking mechanisms.The freed pets upset the apple cart. It got its revenge by backtracking the pets and running over and over and over the activists while they were still working on the first quadruple lock. It now has a contented smile on its face. All the pets are back in their habitats and new security measures are now in place. Including quadruple locks for all, the activists are now the security guards after their minds were wiped and the proper personalities were implanted. Quote: 2. Go to the castle library and research all books entitled "Where's Wally". I want you to familiarize yourself with everything, as I intend to go on another fantastic journey, this time with you. I am familiar with Sir Wallace, but it has been some time since I have read his adventure journals. I went to the library, but they were not there; did you loan them out?Quote: 3. Dedrick the professor is working on a project for me on the 3rd highest level of the castle. I'll explain everything when I return but, in the meantime, give him as much assistance as you can. Sorry to say I almost attacked the Professor when I saw him wandering around since no one knew he was here until then. Luckily he gave the pass code before I could do him harm.After he explained his needs I hired two assistants to aid him and assigned a maid to take care of their bedrooms and to make sure they get proper food and rest. The security troll makes sure no one enters or leaves the lab without the professor accompanying them and the security octopus does the cavity searches. I look forward to your next missive. Your daughter.
Father,
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: Don't let Dowager Comtesse de Malodor eat anything from my personal larder, she'll get windy. Sorry about the delay. The letter was mislaid, so I'm afraid your warning about the Comtesse didn't arrive in time. The place looked like a tornado had gone through. Luckily you had the forethought to make sure all the expensive artwork was securely fastened or behind blast shields. Everything else has been set to right, repaired or replaced. Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: How are things at the castle? With the warmer weather on the way, certain creatures in the area begin to really come alive, I'll explain later. No need. With the warmer weather the ground is no longer frozen and the zombies and ghouls are able to come aboveground now. I have them patrolling the properties.
Dear Father, Since you had never written to me before, you usually use telepathy, I did not know of your ink preference.
Your Daughter.
Reads letter Dear Father,
A certain someone who shall not be named has somehow been sneaking into the female servant's quarters again. Good thing we installed that pervert alarm. I have learned several new curse words in multiple languages from the new servants, as well as some actual curses. He is now resting at the GoatToucher home for the afflicted. If you stop at the post office at Transylvania 65000, I had a cardboard cutout of you painted. You can use it when you take pictures on your journey. One side has a serious look, while the other has touch of a smile. You can use whichever side you like. Sincerely,
Thank you for the title father.
Progress report.
Everything should be ready to move-in in the morning.
Progress Report.
The masons will start putting up the interior walls tomorrow. Father, I have to be elsewhere tomorrow. Would you please make sure a live cat is entombed in one of the walls. Can't neglect the good luck talisman. Also, when the contractor said it would take 14 days, I did not take into account them having Sundays off.
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Thank you. Progress Report.
Sorry Father.
Progress report.
Inspects the moat monsters Group A brings back.
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
1 - Do you want more or less vermin? 2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.
Group A - The moat around the castle needs to be more deadly, some new moat monsters should do it.
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: The South Wing of the Mortis Mansion is completely empty (make use of the lower levels too). When did the Mortis family cousins move out? They were still 'living' there when you sent me on that last inter-dimensional mission.I'll put the more unruly minions in the lower levels.
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: Daughter, have you finished with the buffet yet? Blast! Wrong alias Yes father. For appetizers I have:
For Soup, I have:
For the entrée I have:
To Drink, I have:
For dessert I have:
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