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Same as the others.

Reta progress normally.

"Reta is greatest goblin chief! Reta demand truffles and fighting and boons!"

Boon: 1d20 ⇒ 14

Thank you very much for running this game; it was delightful in the gobliniest of ways! I did forget to tell you which character to apply this to; Martha von Lucius, 221942-3, Grand Lodge.

Thank you once again, and have a fantastic game day!

"Stupid pumpkinshanks, stop being so hard!"

Reta steps back and takes out her bow, preparing to use her final flaming arrows.

"Stupid Mogmurch not useful! Can't kill pumpkinshanks when lying on the ground!"

Reta uses the momentum from her dodges to try and attack.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23, Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

"Mogmurch, why you on fire? Be on fire is stupid idea!"

Now that the effigy is so close, Reta can't charge at the thing efficiently, so she just leaps at it with an unintelligible scream.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13, Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Seeing that her arrows are not very effective, Reta takes out her dogslicer and prepares to charge at the construct.

"Pumpkinshanks go boom, Pumpkinshanks go crack! When Pumpkinshanks destroyed, it's head becomes a snack!"

Well, you're right. For some reason I remembered 2d6. I was probably thinking about the Animal Bane arrows I have. Thank you for noticing!

"Reta know best strategy! Reta fight fire with fire!"

Reta pulls out two more of her flaming arrows and fires them at the construct.

Shortbow + PBS: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18, Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5, Fire Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5

Shortbow + PBS: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14, Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2, Fire Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 2) = 8

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Reta sniffs one of Chuffy's truffles, then starts dowsing for a similar scent.

"When Goblin stomach rumbles, on truffles Reta stumbles!"

Reta's floaty head makes her climb easy and she starts looking around the nest, ignoring Chuffy's observation.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

"Chuffy lying; Reta can't see the nothing!"

"Bird lady can sing, but Reta can burn!"

Reta moves to a slightly more interesting position and quickly fires two flaming arrows.

Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 11 - 6 ⇒ (13) + 11 - 6 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2, Fire Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 5) = 9

Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 11 - 6 ⇒ (4) + 11 - 6 = 9
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5, Fire Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5

"Flying longshanks is as disgusting as any longshanks! Reta will shoot longshanks and kill her to death!"

Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

After exclaiming this, Reta starts slowly walking over towards the harpy.

Flying longshanks is friend. Reta will never hurt flying longshanks."

"More slashing! More throwing! More stabbing! Less plant!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

"Stupid plant made Reta waste two sparkly arrows! Reta kill plant and drink plant's water!"

Reta takes out her Dogslicer and charges at the green abomination.

Dogslicer + Charge + Flank: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

"Plant not move, plant is food!"

Reta smiles wickedly and nocks a magical arrow.

"Plant is plant and Reta burn!"

Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18, Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3, Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12, Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6, Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta drops the loot from her hands and starts moving her big head around, looking, sniffing and listening for truffles.

"Come to Reta, truffles! Reta find bestest truffles and put them on her head!"

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

But for some reason, Reta can't seem to hear any truffles around.

"Poog, you making too much noise! Reta's ears can't hears any truffles!"

"Slay the longshanks, kick their boots! Reta win and take the loots!"

Reta starts grabbing everything that is either shiny or dangerous, quickly reaching her hands' capacity.

The shortswords are not Small-sized, I guess?

Reta stuffs the adamantine arrows in her quiver and starts waddling back towards the tribe, her hands filled with loot.

"Longshanks is stupid. Longshanks should run so Reta can hit her with arrows!"

Reta carefully runs around, out of the scary hot poker's reach, then slices the Longshanks' back...

Dogslicer + Flanking: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

...but, being a goblin, doesn't learn from her past mistakes and misses again (I guess?)

Reta hops to the side, flanking the red-clad woman.

"Longshanks will never kill Goblin chieftains, not while Reta around!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

"Stupid Longshanks! Reta will slice and slash until Longshanks is no more than little piece of meat!"

Reta swings her dogslicer at the blue Sczarni.

Dogslicer + Flanking: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

"Reta stick sword in red dog! Kill kill kill!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Reta pops out from behind the western bushes, kisses an arrow and fires it at the red dog, then another one at the green dog.

"Goodbye to dogs!"

Red (Bane + PBS + Dog-Sniff - Rapid Shot): 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 21
Damage (Bane + PBS + Dog-Sniff): 1d4 + 3 + 2d6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + (4, 2) + 1 + 2 = 13

Green (Bane + PBS + Dog-Sniff - Rapid Shot): 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 31
Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 19
Damage (Bane + PBS + Dog-Sniff): 1d4 + 3 + 2d6 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + (4, 2) + 1 + 2 = 14
Crit Damage (PBS + Dog-Sniff): 2d4 + 3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1) + 3 + 1 + 2 = 8

I hope I got all my modifiers right.

"Yes, this is genius goblin plan", Reta says to the disembodied voice. She faintly recalls Poog saying something about Zarongel and enlightenment.

Reta looks up, her face twisted in disgust.

"Stinky dogs! Longshanks have stinky dogs! Reta shoot dogs now!"

Reta fumbles for her bow and listens to Chuffy's idea.

"So Mogmurch blow up longshanks and Reta shoot dogs? Sounds like good plan!"

"Yes! Time to stick arrows in longshanks!"

Reta tries to race Squealy Nord while yelling incomprehensible Goblin swear words and squealing like a pig.

Reta waits for the other goblins to throw their stones.

"Now vulture soft for Reta's throws!"

Rock: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Damage: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Rock: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Rock: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Damage: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

"Hiding real good? Reta not hide, her stupid enemies do!"

Reta snatches the bottle from Rotmouth's hand and stuffs it in her pocket.

"Reta now ready for game of killgull!" Reta seems to think deeply for a moment, than adds, "Or game of killvulture!"

The goblin smiles proudly at her genius wordplay and grabs a rock.

What exactly are the modifiers I need to know about? Is this an improvised weapon, does Point-Blank Shot count, etc.

"Goblins watch out, because Reta is hot!"

The goblin accidentally lights her clothes on fire, but quickly puts it out and lights the firework.

Firing at Pa Munchmeat: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Reta aim for biggest, stupidest horse.

Make it BURN!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

"Reta shoot and Reta burn!", the goblin chants. "Reta never lose again!"

Still overjoyed by her precise shot, Reta quickly lights another firework and shoots it at a dog.

Star Candle Firework: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

"Race is stupid! Now Reta going to win!"

Reta grabs a firework and lights it.

"Prepare to flames!" yells the goblin as she sniffs the smoke and coughs for a few moments, then proceeds to fire a firework at a straw dog.

Star Candle Firework: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

Reta stares at the explosion for a few moments, then quickly turns her head towards the approaching thorns.

"Stupid spike plants not stop Reta! Reta jump!"

Ride to stay on dog: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

Ride to jump: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

"Reta fly now!", the goblin screams, her bridal veil fluttering in the wind. "Reta win!"

Reta makes a 360 turn on her goblin dog during the jump and half laughs, half yells as she makes her way towards the ridge.

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

Reta swiftly makes her way down and prepares her dogslicer to chop at the squashes.

"More stuff Reta can kill!", she bellows. "Poog better watches his back!"

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25, Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

"Poog cheating! Poog cheating!"

Reta climbs upon her goblin dog and kicks it, yelling angrily as she approaches the muddy area again.

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

Reta sticks her tongue out as Munge walks away.

"Your story boring Reta anyway!"

Reta then gives off a few bored yells while waiting for the second event to start, and happily mounts her goblin dog.

"Other chieftains ready to eat Reta dust?"

She gives off a mad scream as the firecracker goes off and tries to maneuver her goblin dog above the mud.

Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

Reta rubs her hands and smiles maniacally.

"It's choppy-slashy time!"

Reta snatches the oversized axe from Munge's hands and sniffs it, wobbling from side to side.

"Here come the axe!"

Dwarven Waraxe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16, Damage: 1d10 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

"Reta demand Poog shuts up!"

Hello, sorry for late. Reta was killing squirrel and wanted to see GM wait.