Not sure who to vote for this time?


RPG Superstar™ 2008 General Discussion

Paizo Employee Creative Director, Starfinder aka Robert G. McCreary

Once again, it is perhaps time to remind voters of just what their options are. Maybe 8 choices are simply seven too many. Perhaps you have stat block fatigue. Or could too many templates be troubling your tummy? How do you know who to vote for?

If this is your situation, may I humbly suggest The Ooze Imperium?

Let's break it down, shall we?

  • Like OOZE? The Ooze Imperium’s all about the ooze, my man. (Not to mention the puddings, the jellies, the cubes, and the slimes.)
  • Like big philosophical German words like Weltanschauung? The Ooze Imperium’s got one!
  • Like jelly on your toast? The Ooze Imperium’s got one, and it’s electric!
  • Like special abilities? The Ooze Imperium’s got thirteen of 'em!
  • Like gelatinous fortresses in the Astral Plane? The Ooze Imperium’s got 'em!
  • Like god-kings and/or dragons (and who doesn't?) The Ooze Imperium’s got one, and he sits inside the brainpan of a silver great wyrm!
  • And lest we forget, oozes with BRAINS!! The Ooze Imperium’s got 'em!

    So don’t forget, CHOOSE OOZE!

    As usual, I hope to see you in the next round, and invite my fellow Superstars to add their own voter appeals here. We're still all in this together!

  • Dark Archive Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4

    He's right, folks! If you've got a CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY craving for the ooze-loving, nothing quite satisfies like The Ooze Imperium!

    But what about those voters with a, shall we say . . . bigger appetite? Well, I'd offer a heaping helping of Kakuen-Taka, the Hunger that Moves!

    There's so much to love! Let's break it down, shall we?

  • Like monkeys? Check out some Predator-invisible pseudo-feathered demon-monkeys - with tiny tridents!
  • Like zombies? Those wacky little Boca-Raton live in a Huge zombie! With paint on it!
  • Like the movie Resident Evil: Extinction? Well, the birds from that movie are in HERE!
  • Like wading through dense text? Just TRY to read this thing in one sitting!
  • Like using miniatures in your game? Too bad! Best of luck subbing something in for one of THESE creatures!
  • Like building your own villains? You'll have to, because the Boogy-Katchookie have character levels!
  • Like using big, dumb monsters? Well, here's a template to turn ANYTHING into a big, dumb monster!
  • And, lest we forget, the Chichimec! These crazy critters WORSHIP IT!

    This year, chow down with Kantaka!
    . . . it's just fun to say!
    Meki-Meki-Meki-kiki-kiki . . . Kantaka!

    As usual, I hope to see you in the next round, and invite my fellow Superstars to add their own voter appeals here. We're still all in this together!

  • Owner - House of Books and Games LLC , Marathon Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

    thatboomerkid wrote:


  • Like the movie Resident Evil: Extinction? Well, the birds from that movie are in HERE!
  • Wow. I feel, like, honored. Or mocked. Or something.

    :-)

    Dark Archive Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4

    gbonehead wrote:
    thatboomerkid wrote:


  • Like the movie Resident Evil: Extinction? Well, the birds from that movie are in HERE!
  • Wow. I feel, like, honored. Or mocked. Or something.

    Consider yourself honored - your comment certainly made me grin, and that's cool.

    BTW: I love that scene, mostly because I am giant, ridiculous fan-boy who loves anything with zombies in it.

    ANYTHING.

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