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Not everything left or right is about politics.

Agreed. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Sometimes it's about the clear superiority of being left handed.

Per Guild rules, you're supposed to wear your fake mustache when you're being sinister.

Feros wrote:

Which also pales compared to those of us that are ambidextrous!

I thought noone was ambidextrous? They just practiced more and were competent with their non dominant hand but still had a dominant one?

No One, Not Me, and Freehold walk into a Family Circus...

Qiu, Autumn Court Herald wrote:

What about our magical sky shadow assassin fairy?

That's Grade Six, and you're only licenced up to Grade Four.

F!ck what the Council of 13 says. I'm gonna arch Rusty Venture anyway!

Have you ever considered going by Jonas.

Hmmm... does he have a brother named Rusty?

Freehold DM wrote:

But I just saw you not too long ago. Where in the world is this cyst?

Also, we need to hang out so I can see this cyst/partially digested twin of yours...after I get back from cali.

Under my hair. Some people spotted it over the few years it was there, but you must not have.

As for it being a twin, I saw it and it didn't even have tiny hands. How disappointing.

Rats. I was so hoping it was Jonas Healer, Jr. Then I'd have two Healer Bros to arch.

Glad it was only a cyst and hope it heals quick.

I can't wait for the Jan 31st premiere.

Ross Byers wrote:

The red glowy bit looks like it could easily be the soul of an orphan.

IT'S POWERED BY THE HEART OF A FORSAKEN CHILD!?

But it comes with a free frogurt!

Yes, yes, YES!!!! You know, Yellowdingo, you're no Henchmen 21, but you're alright. Now, READY THE ACID MAGNETS!!!!

I love to give Crocs out as gifts, especially when I can take the giftee to a mall with escalators afterward.

Why some of the very people in this thread could use their own pair. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!