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17 posts. Alias of baron arem heshvaun.


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Begun, the series final trailers, have.


Begun, Star Wars logic, have.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
I remember those days.
Hahahah! Yeah...
once beat final fantasy legend 2/SaGa 2 on an airplane with little to no overhead lighting.

The Chosen One, you were!


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Cap Yesterday, Mister Mom Dude wrote:
I gain strength from their misery, isn't that how it works...

Strong in the Darkside, have you become. No flufffy hugs from me, will you recieve.


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Faith in Rich Burlew, you must have.

Voss, a minor character in Star Wars comics, a name you share.


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Krensky wrote:
I mean, come on, Darth Maul survived way worse and hes not half as awesome as Han Solo.

See what you did there, I did.


GreyWolfLord wrote:
I highly doubt my spouse would want me bringing that girl I smile and say hello to at the front desk in the morning as I go to the office.

Do. Or Do Not.

There is no prenup.


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For my ally in the Nostalgia. And a powerful ally it is. Marketing creates it, makes it grow. It’s energy surrounds us and binds us.

Sentimental beings are we … (pinches CapeCOd's shoulder) … not this crude matter. (A sweeping gesture) You must feel the Nostalgia around you. (Gesturing) Here, between you … me… the tree … The Rock … everywhere!


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Since Friday it is, your moment of Zen The Force this is.

Tacticslion, like my post, please do.


Always two there are.


Trust in The Force, we must.


Hama wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Did you say 2nd Ed rules?!!
Weeeelp, my interest is completely lost.

Fallen to the Dark Side, have you.

Pass this test, you can.

Remember your childhood, you must.

Get off my lawn now, please do.


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James Jacobs wrote:
LazarX wrote:
When Aroden reached 800 years old, did he look as good as Yoda?
A lot better, in fact.

Only, from a certain point of view, this may be.


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Kryzbyn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
size is nothing, hama.

"Said that, she did."

- Yoda

Push ups with my tongue, I can do.

That, about a minute, think about.

Smile, you will.


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The Jedi Master YODA wrote:
Miami South Beach, Yoda now calls home.

To the lovely girls of spring break, around Master Yoda, a perimeter, create.


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Strong in Pathfinder, Moreland is.

Lots of Dark calories, however, did his head comprise.

Yoda's weight, he must watch.

Miami South Beach, Yoda now calls home.

Good in speedos, Yoda must look.


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thejeff wrote:
Today's seven year old may get that, but you won't.

Fallen to the Dark Side, have you.

Pass this test, you can.

Remember your childhood, you must.

Get off my lawn, please do.