The Hulk, PhD's page

Story checks out!!!

Hulk used to hit Thor with grammar. Those were days

What happens in Fiji, stays in Fiji!!

Hulk is worried that Thor has a better angle...

Have you finished with that teenage phase of leaving the Ocean for that whole "land" thing?

Also, multi-cellular bodies? What the hell?!

The better to smash things with, that's just what evolution does!!!

Hulk really f*## s&~! up with 40 strength!!!

Also I was just cracking a joke, you guys are doing great work in here. :-)

Hulk smash rules with math!!!

... And 25 point buy!!!

Hulk smash puny gods for food!!

Hulk knock on doors old fashioned way, with smile...and velocity!!!

Hulk smash petty winter!!..... Oh, god! it does nothing! tiny snowflakes don't smash!!... Oh, woe is me! felled by hubris... and winter ... so... so.. cold...

Puny Gods

Because Hulk smash puny Wizard!!

Hulk smash Politicians! With Science!! And I-Beam!!

I know! Let's have a spellin' contest!

Hulk smash spelling Bee!! With super powers!!... And medical terminology!!

Hulk has PhD, he doesn't fall for amateur hour!! I will name you both George!!

Meh. We're also incredibly marketable. Again...no plushy kobolds. Meanwhile I makes the girl gamers (and many of the guys) swoon with delight when presented with a box of chocolates, and...

...hold on...

...four more kids, I'll be damned.

...and anyway, like I'm saying, goblins are also downright pure marketing genius.

No, no, I don't want to hold them. I don't know, name them after your side of the family, I ate half of mine. Speaking of which, that blue one, you didn't name him yet, did you? I skipped lunch.

I will hug you and kiss you and name you George!!

Hulk smash little Goblins!! Then give dissertation on the physics of crushing their bones!!

Hulk smash Tiny Demon with big Club.... And Science!!!

Does this mean Hulk get to smash Iron Gods!?!